All John Howard, All The Time, when you are scared of the devouring ambition of the coalition's undisputed leader of a stupid and nutless public, the grovelling Prime Meanister the Hun John "NWO ID Card" HogWartChoices MP "Who to follow next?" plea, promoting Satan's child molesting anus-suckling convention, Bennelong Death-threatville, Sydney 21 April 100 BC The reality is that my government's solution to every problem is simple: launch another attack on the people. That's about the only thing my government is good at. So be warned that things will always get worse, because the Howardland state is taking away precious freedoms - freedoms you will have a hard time getting back. I never suggest governments should always reveal what they do to stay in power. My regime has always offered you choice in which "official story" to believe. You must never forget that it is not for you to know "state secrets". Some may ask how the "terrorists" will create a "national emergency" so that I can once again rule the masses as a Zionist NWO stooge. Who do you really trust to wickedly vilify the homeless? And ask yourselves whether you can trust my opponents to give you a radioactive future? I am alarmed, indeed, when I see what damage I've done to decent people. My great plan is beginning to unravel. Deficient in insight, and by denial of the facts, the thatcherite Howard regime's awful and extremely catastrophic economic vision failure, is not the result of random forces. Clearly it is not by a toss of the dice that this bold, visionary regime is in a position to culpably misuse ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert Australia's water system for my mates, and it is not only random chance that I got hold of 1.5 billion dollars to go towards something that I forgot about, and that I announced in the middle of one of my self-congratulating drones. To knowingly claim that Australia has no debt, as I constantly do, is my disguised contempt and a deliberate attempt to deceive you. If you care to check, you will see that Australia's huge foreign debt is still growing. I suppose you can notice that when the nation's soldiers need weapons to misuse in my putrid middle-east carnage I assert that the GST has given me all the money I need. Experience the bleak horror of a life of working for the dole, and be sickened by my frenzied envenomed attacks upon my critics plus even more polluted cities. To save my political skin, I told filthy lies. So as a consequence here I am, begging you to accept my admission of guilt. My words were plain then. And the awful truth is plain now. Here, let me drone some devilish sophistries. Here is some more highly devilish sophistries, and obscenely dubious. ductile, language. I must remind you the glory of embracing "economic reform", and how we say we're not going to prevent unions bargaining on behalf of workers, and I hope I did not forget to tell you about how you are striving for even greater success. Increasing numbers of people say that I typify a kind of pathetic goose, addicted to droning some obscenely stupid downright nonsense, that somehow has bypassed the development of any critical thinking skills as I try to remember the last lie I told while pretending to be developing a political argument. And my extremely long-winded drones make it obvious that I find it easy to espouse a position I'm not prepared to take any responsibility for. Ladies and gentlemen, hear me disclose my magnificent achievements. By remorselessly applying NWO globalist reforms, my team has followed policies which will, over a period of time, bring down the foreign debt, unless they don't. Club members, you may have noticed, that weaklings are fond of suggesting that my reforms encourage total idiocy. Well, I don't want to give a running commentary on that, and I don't need to. Let's get onto other things. The humanitarian Howard regime has forgotten that the Tax Act has grown from 3,000 to over 9,000 pages. My dear corporate assets of this Great Southern Bombing Range, it is always a great thrill to briefly mention our glorious achievements. This period of responsible Howard-government is why we are enormously proud to see what we have changed. By the grace of The Lord, I have without any doubt, created a once-nice country that is mutating into a crowded, demented dystopia. And that is not all. My team has created the gift of freedom from fear of the law, for the international corporations, even though we had to climb over huge obstacles erected by intellectuals. You have wonderfully trusted my secret plan. I praise the Struggle Street battlers who supported me. I have been very encouraged to see a strong and very positive reaction to the Government's historic ten billion dollar plan to respond to the serious challenge of choosing which of our friends should receive this exciting amount of ten billion dollars of public money. So by tackling this fiscal challenge, my Government has delivered a twisted and devious scheme that will need a mind-bending media campaign to make the public swallow it. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and I earnestly hope that I can have the full cooperation of my sleazy corporate colleagues. I just recently convened a summit of prime kleptocrats about reforming the balance in public life and public policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Howard Government, and to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas about how to find a way to balance economic collapse against corporate profits in a balanced way, so that balance is not replaced by an unbalance toward justice. If I want someone to trust me, I just say, at the end of the day, Iraq continues to work on developing nuclear weapons. Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, people have noticed that bludging disabled pensioners often level the charge that I encourage apathetic and indifferent zombies, but it really is a cast-iron, rock-solid promise this time, and that is why I repudiate the suggestion that my government fits the description of "a suckhole leading the shithole". And no, I don't want to give a running commentary on what is really meant by that. Here is a savage rebuke to all of those pathetic bludging human resources out there. You may disagree with the poor getting very much poorer, but the media whores are backing me, and you voted for me! You may have already noticed that the gormless and stupid way our culture performs, has now been bombed-flat like Iraq as an example of compassionate conservatism. An exultant master race hails the strong new world order that grew out of the ashes of the old order. The world trembles before our might! Before my gang of mongrels got conveniently helped into power by globalists, anyone could see how we were comatose and despite some fierce struggles, even the best of us were completely bamboozled by the fast-talking style of alien influences. Also, the scum of the cesspit had turned workers into solid members of the middle class, many landlords had to do honest work for a change, bad people were everywhere, and Australia was a Labor Party cesspit of fornicating disabled pensioners. The Liberal Party brought and end to that, and by stealth, and with the help of The Lord, this country has been turned around. Government debt is down and your debt is up. The survival, the prosperity, the security and the invincibility of the state of Israel, is now behind secure, defensible boundaries. But, we are happy if the result is that the interests of the noble patrician classes, always nervous about the lower classes, are being fully met. We shall just observe a moment's silence in gratitude to God for all the valuable real estate we could steal from indigenous folk to rent out to suckers, letting us have institutions that empower and protect us in every crime we commit, and the vulgar, sickening, and untrue, Great Australian Dream. However, there are new threats. We are no longer relaxed and comfortable. Weak socialistic affordable housing has not been stopped from prowling the streets at night. I promise you that the creeping horror caused by the prospect of New Zealand developing WMD in this exciting "shared adventure" in reform, will not lift any time soon. My people will fight tooth and nail to maintain high land prices, and to prevent, unless I don't, the intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily life by a National ID Card. Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us do whatever it takes for that which is most profitable in a hideous corporate dystopia. You should know that it is entirely off our agenda to listen to any suggestion that this land is now too crowded. My team of criminally insane friends is ready to make the public face whatever comes. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The creative "Don't Frown - Drink Brown" sewage-enriched water promotion, has shown that with political commitment and slow-minded media whores, our regime can build projects of major financial importance that the public pay for. Major flows of public money will be piped to the coffers of grateful merchant bankers. By the techniques of "water management", we can fit more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher residential rents, and lower wages. You may have sometimes noticed my enormous addiction to the need to change everything. With a bit of good luck, australians can look forward to a new era of hard labour in a police state. It is a truism that good national management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to end their fears of losing out on some unearned income. It's about giving hard-working bankers peace of mind and confidence to plan for a sumptuous parasitic future. We also found an extremely clever new way to calculate that many more of the disabled are "working productively" and "accumulating wealth" since my regime slithered into office. My critics want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working media barons. Look at a few things I have delivered to the nation. The most depressing regime ever imposed upon Australia. An exciting "shared new adventure in tax reform" - a Goods and Services Tax. Wages and conditions that fit in with an asian future. Some extra belt-tightening for the poor. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to run my legalistic maze. Making the poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land full of morons. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a quarry. I have looked, and I am pleased at what I see. The elderly homeless now understand their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Australia will soon join the international brotherhood of third-world nations, and now we see that this gives them scope to wonder what will happen to their families. These are the consumers who never had it so good, who are keen to work for lower pay rates. It is clear by now, there are many encouraging signs to be seen. Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from poverty to privatized chain-gangs, will continue to be a challenge for no-nonsense government in coming years. Free-market forces firmly insist that the pensioners thriving in our corporatized economy, boost the fortunes of international carpetbaggers. In wiser times one would expect that I would be crucified upside-down, but now I can get away with anything, and I can speak utter drivel. The Liberal Party - the party of the worship of Mammon, has a mandate to respond to these trends with participation in the many work opportunities involving gross legalized fraud. We will be taking additional steps to significantly reduce the impediments to the creation of poverty-based businesses, in another disgraceful term of applied corruption. It has taken many years of economic and social reform to make Australia suit Israel's needs. My regime has a mandate to enforce liberty, and we will see our authority spread ever deeper into other personal parts of people's daily lives. The burden of privatized medicine will be carried by the users of those services, as the agents of those services find suitable chemical cures for any unruly urges to organize against the NWO. Our proud new globalist economics insists that we enforce a spirit of "mutual obligation" onto those bludgers who are doing it tough. This is necessary, because corporations are entitled to expect compulsory volunteer labour from the homeless. We face the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. And so, we find ourselves with a surplus of charmless geriatrics on our hands, and this will force the corporations to cleverly design a clinical solution to rid us of this problem. Surely you realize, that by your very act of re-electing myself back into office, you have all exposed yourselves to great danger. So I am constantly amazed that I must fight the stubborn conservative streak in those left-wing weaklings who flinch at my radical reform agenda, but let's try to take a positive attitude and get back to something uplifting. Of course, I think it's still too early to make a final judgement about the detail of that suggestion. I will acknowledge all of these people and organizations. Kim Beazley. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Don't forget about these highly pressing issues concerning the NWO national ID card that I now suddenly badly want, and workplace reform. Our people are a great people, but my pack of dingoes is always eager to pick up the issue of the reform process we need to apply to the national character, and the way this nation lives. I suggest that governments need to make a laundry list of programmes to radically reform the national character, and I will never, ever apologize for that. My critics accuse me of engaging in an orgy of social vandalism, and even though there is some disquiet, you will carry the burden of the fire-sale of Australia's public assets. In earlier times it would be normal for me to be considered a type of retarded pig, but these days I enjoy a wallow in cynical disregard, and dreadfully, it is too late to repair the damage I've cynically left behind me. .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm