The absolute unvarnished Truth from the diabolical
passion driving the coalition's favourite
desecrator, the grovelling Prime Minister the Hon
John "WhatChoices instead of jobs" HogWartChoices
MP "Too many of my ministers have had dealings
with Brian Burke" hourly radio message, on the
occasion of another international new definitions
of "fair", Jewgoona West, Sydney 17 December 2997

At the end of the day, we can see that I would
never trust the judgement of anyone having
dealings with me, so I warn you that I've got the
fundamentals right, whatever that's supposed to
mean, and I was as shocked as you, when I
discovered the rotten things I have been doing! I
can feel the political wind on my arse now, and
something will have to be done quickly. My regime
has always offered you choice in which "official
story" to believe. You must never forget that it
is not for you to know "state secrets". Where will
it be this time? I wonder how the "terrorists"
will create a "national emergency" so that I will
stick like excrement to a blanket, and always be
the "Onion of Lies" with my many layers of lies I
told over the years.

Who do you really trust to wickedly vilify the
homeless? And who can be trusted to reward the
international bankers?

Set thou a wicked man over him, and let Satan
stand at his right hand. When he shall be judged,
let him be condemned, and let his prayer become
sin. Let his days be few; and let another take his
office. Constantly, in speeches I make around
Australia I lie to you all. And so it is that by
clever management, the Liberal Party team's
ruinous and extremely devastating economic vision
failure, clearly is no mere shot in the dark.
Obviously it is not by good luck that the
thatcherite Howard regime is in a position to
stupidly misuse ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer
money to carefully divert Australia's water system
for my mates, and it is not only random chance
that I suddenly found a huge pile of taxpayer
money that will be going to anything that looks
like it might get me a vote, and that I mentioned
in the middle of one of my self-congratulating
drones.

To claim that Australia has no debt, as I
constantly do, is simply my disguised contempt
with a barefaced lie meant to create dangerous
complacency. If you look, you will find that
Australia's largest foreign debt ever is still
growing.

I suppose you can notice that when the nation's
soldiers need some murdering equipment to misuse
in my war for America and Israel, I assert that
Australia can afford it.

Be fascinated by a life of working for the dole,
and be sickened by my callous indifference to the
suffering of my victims plus your penal servitude
under a fascist NWO regime.

I am only good for following America into
blood-soaked commercial wars. So as a consequence
I ask you to please accept my admission of guilt.
My promises were quite explicit. Now, let me drone
some immense complacency. Let me add some more
very chirpy familiarities, and obscenely
concatenated pedantries. Please allow me to remind
you that when all the shares in Telstra are sold
we'll be in Heaven, and how we are participating
in a foot-race towards an ever receding finishing
line, and I hope I did not forget to tell you
about how I will place everything under a central
authority for the corporations.

Increasing numbers of people are of the opinion
that I am that type of social blight, addicted to
droning some more monumentally lifeless
imbecility, that somehow has bypassed the
development of any believability as I struggle
with developing a political argument. And my
extremely far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity
make it obvious that I find it easy to espouse a
position I'm not prepared to take any
responsibility for.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am about to reward your
patience. Our government has forgotten that the
Tax Act has grown from 3,000 to over 9,000 pages.
Club members, I have noticed, that whingers are
fond of suggesting that my reforms encourage total
idiocy. Well, I don't want to give a running
commentary on that, and I don't need to. Let's
move on now. The government has forgotten that the
Tax Act has grown from 3,000 to over 9,000 pages.

Club members who reside within this wonderful
Southern Quarry, it is always a great thrill to
briefly mention my further megalomaniacal plans.
The best government in the history of this nation,
makes us very content to see what we have changed.
This period of responsible Howard-government has
created a return to the proper way to share the
national wealth. And there is more. The dalek-led
Howard regime has delivered a magnificent,
monumentally huge foreign debt, even though we had
to climb over huge obstacles erected by the
international plot led by bludging disabled
pensioners. You have wonderfully trusted my secret
plan. I salute the Latham Valley aspirationals who
made this possible.

A man in my situation is sometimes rewarded for
economies with the truth, and I am overjoyed to
see a strong and very positive reaction to my
Government's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to
respond to the serious challenge of choosing which
of our friends should receive a full ten billion
dollars of public money. So by tackling this
historical challenge, my Government has whipped-up
a sleazy scheme that will deliver a windfall to
the banks. This bold, visionary scam would be
rejected, of course, unless there are new
draconian "governance arrangements", and I appeal
for the full cooperation of my sleazy corporate
colleagues.

I just recently convened a summit of prime
kleptocrats about not upsetting the balance in
public life and public policy, which has been
balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the
achievement of the balanced Howard Government, and
to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas
about the need to balance the balanced interests
of the working poor against balanced military
adventures in a balanced way, so that balance is
not replaced by an unbalance toward justice.

For once and for all, let me say at the end of the
day, Saddam shreds humans with a giant
paper-shredding machine. Ladies and gentlemen, I
have noticed that bludging disabled pensioners
often level the charge that I encourage apathetic
and indifferent zombies, but we won't just
automatically click our heels and follow the
Americans, so I treat with sublime indifference
the suggestion that my government fits the
description of "some dirt attacking the hurt". And
no, I don't want to give a running commentary on
what is really meant by that. Here is a savage
rebuke to all of those pathetic ones who dissent.
You may disagree with the poor getting very much
poorer, but the banks are backing me, and you
voted for me!

We can see that the communist-inspired means
whereby our institutional life cared for the
infirm, has now been totally eliminated as an
example of compassionate conservatism. Mastery of
all human impulses hails the strong new world
order that grew out of the ashes of the old order.
Now we see how far our Fatherland has come!

I would just like to say, that before my gang of
mongrels slithered quietly into government, I saw
how we were comatose and although we prayed, and
prayed, we were under the control of alien
influences. Also, the martian invasion had turned
workers into solid members of the middle class,
businesses were struggling, bad people were
everywhere, and workers failed to return a large
dividend or profit to shareholders.

We crushed the last trace of life out of that,
when we finally won, and by threatening with
emotional blackmail, and with the help of NWO
corporate governance, this country has been turned
around. Shareholders need not work even one single
minute. This Government has kept Australia riding
as steady as the unsinkable Titanic. And so, at
the end of the day, the concerns of the noble
patrician classes, always frightened of the
impoverished masses, are being attended to.

Let us give thanks to Jesus for all the valuable
real estate we could steal from indigenous folk to
rent out to suckers, letting us run every kind of
creepy racket you can imagine, and the vulgar,
sickening, and untrue, Great Australian Dream.

However, there are new threats. If you drink
recycled sewage, don't be drinking too much!
Social and personal justice has not been stopped
from prowling the streets at night.

I promise you that the creeping horror caused by a
cluster of new security threats in our pragmatic
new era, will not lift any time soon. My people
will fight tooth and nail to maintain high land
prices, and to prevent, unless I don't, the
intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily
life by a National ID Card.

Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us pray
to dark forces for that which is most profitable
in a country that is now an arsewipe for
international carpetbaggers. You should know that
I will not be the first to say that mass
immigration now has terrible effects.

This government that balances justice against
profits is ready to make the public face whatever
comes. International merchant banks urge a frontal
assault on Australia's lucrative urban water
problem. The strong and increasing public
preference for sewage over clean water, has shown
that with political commitment and slow-minded
media whores, our regime can build projects of
major financial importance that the public pay
for. Major flows of public money will be piped to
the pockets of the greasiest spivs that ever
robbed a nation blind. Success in "water
management" means more bodies in urban areas, and
that means higher residential rents, and lower
wages. You must never, ever underestimate my
enormous addiction to the urge to make non-core
promises.

By removing social justice obstacles, australians
can look forward to a new era of hard labour in a
police state. I've always believed that good
economic management is about giving ordinary
corporations the freedom and opportunity to end
their fears of losing out on some unearned income.
It's about giving hard-working plutocrats peace of
mind and confidence to plan for a sumptuous
parasitic future. We also found an extremely
clever new way to calculate that more than 1.3
million bludgers have been removed from the
statistics since my regime slithered into office.
My critics want you to believe that this is not
genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
inheritors of property.

Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. A bold new initiative, an exciting plan
for a national ID card. A "Free Trade Agreement"
with America that rolls Australia. Wages and
conditions that fit in with an asian future.
Elevating the killing of foreigners to a position
of holiness. Freeing the wealthy of a sense of
obligation. Goading everyone to climb the greasy
pole of futility. Goading the pensioners to try
harder. Making the poor ashamed and remorseful.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land
stripped bare. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a quarry.

I have looked, and I am pleased at what I see. The
elderly homeless now understand their obligations
to those who live in well-deserved inherited
opulence, Australia will soon join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations,
and this is what the right-wing think-tanks fought
long and hard to impose on the workers. These are
the Latham Valley battlers, who bravely attempt to
climb the broken ladder of opportunity. It is
clear by now, there are many encouraging signs to
be seen.

Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from
poverty to a meeting with "The Final Solution",
will continue to be a challenge for no-nonsense
government in coming years. Free-market forces
firmly insist that the pensioners thriving in our
community, boost the fortunes of international
carpetbaggers. In wiser times I would normally be
the main attraction at a hang-tie party, but
no-one stops me now, and I can speak utter drivel.

The Liberal Party - the party of the mastery of
human weakness and frailty, has a mandate to
respond to these trends with making Australia join
the international brotherhood of third-world
nations. We will be taking orders from
corporations on how to sternly implement the cruel
mockery of poverty-based businesses, in another
disgraceful term of applied corruption.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to transform Australia
into something unrecognizable. We have greatly
extended the reach of government in the economy,
and by combining the tax office, Centrelink, and
Corrective Services, we will have input into other
personal parts of people's daily lives.

The burden of privatized medicine will be carried
by the users of those services, as the agents of
those services sternly suppress any unruly urges
to organize against the NWO. Our proud new
globalist economics insists that a suitable regime
of punishment is developed for intellectuals. This
is necessary, because we need Australia to be run
as a farm to serve the interests of wealthy scum.
The Government has highlighted the need to sustain
corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems
that we are saddled with a load of useless old
cripples, and this challenges us to find a way to
rid us of this pestilence.

Surely you realize, that by the very act of
stupidly putting my party back into office, you
have exposed yourselves to great danger. So I am
constantly amazed to see the stubborn conservative
streak in those left-wing weaklings who flinch at
my radical reform agenda, but we are almost daily
fending-off such unwarranted criticism. Of course,
I think it's still too early to make a final
judgement about the detail of that suggestion.

I will acknowledge all of these people and
institutions. Kim Beazley. Landlords. Financiers.
Crooked developers. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents.

Let me just mention something briefly about these
highly pressing issues regarding corporatization,
and operation of the market system. Our people are
a great people, but my pack of dingoes is always
eager to pick up the conservative's duty of taking
on the burden of constantly reforming the national
character, and the nation. Market forces place us
under increasing pressure to make a laundry list
of programmes to fix all manner of social ills,
and I will never, ever apologize for that. They
say I'm a violent, warmongering junkie, and even
though there is great alarm among the elites, you
will carry the burden of the frightening drivel
that I and my party have been spewing for years.
In earlier times I would normally be tarred and
feathered, but now, dreadfully, I can lie with my
characteristic audacity.

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