Corrupt investment advice from the fidgety
impatience of the banking fraternity's emotionally
retarded Desiccated Coconut, the inept Prime
Madster the Hog Justinian "WhatChoices instead of
jobs" Howdywar MP "Plenty of low-paid rotten jobs
in your face" workplace reform turd polishing
frenzy, marketing a most vile, scapegoating "Be
Kind to Sociopaths" day, Greaterfool Valley,
Adelaide 16 November 666 BC

So it is that no employer will do anything to
alienate or antagonize their workers, unless I'm
in power. So I suggest that you will experience
increasing hardship, because aircraft flight paths
bend around my electorate, as they obey cosmic
laws. Political leaders should not shy away from
doing what needs to be done to win. I will trust
the public to once again "move on" from convenient
disasters. An invasion here, an invasion there. I
won't speculate about who will allow me to use
"national security" to appear as a credible leader
in the eyes of the dull public so that I will
stick like excrement to a blanket, and always win
the next election.

Who can be trusted to reward the landlords? And
also ask yourselves whether you would trust my
opponents to reward my special friends?

I pretended that I was maintaining a strong,
dynamic and growing economy. The war on terror is
a clever distortion of the truth. Grievously in
error, and in a frenzy of malice, the Australian
Government's pathetic and depressing housing
foresight collapse, is not just good fortune. I
claim it is not by a toss of the dice that the
thatcherite Howard regime is in a position to
stupidly waste billions of dollars of your money
to make a gift of your national water assets for a
horde of economic locusts, nor is it simply good
luck that I got hold of several billion dollars to
go towards something that seemed like a good idea
at the time, and that I probably crowed about
recently.

To ever say that Australia is debt free, as I like
to do, is downright nonsense and a sleazy attempt
to pull the wool over your eyes. In fact, the huge
foreign debt is now virtually unpayable.

So when our robopathic military killers are short
of some murdering equipment to carry into my
putrid middle-east carnage I emphasize that you
can afford it.

Enjoy my barbarous statecraft, and you best avoid
choking on my hardened indifference added to your
dismay at how pestilence and famine makes its
entry.

I pretended that I was maintaining a strong,
dynamic and growing economy. This is actually the
true state of affairs, so I humbly beg you to
accept my most abject apology. My contented
indolence was a warning. But putting these issues
aside, I will get back to flowery circumlocution.
Let me add some more extremely flowery
circumlocution, and monumentally facile criticism.
Allow me to mention that the best way to guarantee
that those conditions will continue is to embrace
further reform, and the fearful prospect of other
participants in the foot-race catching up with us,
and please tell me if I forgot to tell you about
how you will serve your mutual obligation
sentence.

My opponents have noticed that I represent that
type of cowardly ideologue and sneak, accustomed
to babbling a lot of very facile criticism, who
forgot all about any serious honesty on my way to
stating an honest political viewpoint. And my
extremely far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity
reveal how easy it has become to hide in a
political bear-cave and not take any
responsibility for my straw-man arguments.

Work units, please suspend disbelief. The
thatcherite Howard regime has followed policies
which will, over a period of time, bring down the
foreign debt, unless they don't. Human resources,
it has been drawn to my attention, that losers
often level the charge that I present the
makeshifts of mediocrity as marvelous
achievements. When all is said and done, I think
it's still too early to make a final judgement
about the detail of that suggestion. We have great
reason to be thankful about my achievements. Our
government has committed you all to our NWO reform
process.

People of our magnificent Great Southern Bombing
Range, I have to tell you, that it is an uplifting
experience to tell you about my glorious
achievements. Through the mercy of Jesus, I am
particularly happy about the reformed state of the
nation. The best government in the history of this
nation has been the agent that has given the gift
of freedom from fear of the law, for the
international corporations. And there is more. By
remorselessly applying NWO globalist reforms, we
have without any doubt, created the boon of a
bovine public, despite remorseless opposition from
losers. We have kept you to your mutual
obligations. I salute the Latham Valley
aspirationals who made this possible.

We have been heartened to see much wild applause
from our banker friends in connection with my
responsible regime's historic ten billion dollar
plan to meet the challenge of spending a full ten
billion dollars of public money. So by taking the
correct approach to this fiscal challenge, my
hard-working team has delivered a twisted and
devious scheme that will provide a stop-gap
solution. This political trick will not work, of
course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded
to myself, and I earnestly hope that I can have
enthusiastic support from the pretty little media
talking air-heads.

I recently spoke regarding rebalancing the balance
we now see in public life and public policy, which
has been a balanced hallmark of the achievement of
the balanced Greatest Government Ever, and to
discuss issues of deeply balanced financial
interest about the need to balance the balanced
interests of the sick against corporate profits in
a balanced way, so that the balance still appears
to remain balanced to the clueless.

My government is dominating your lives because I
said, sincerely, Iraq is loaded with weapons of
mass destruction, and we know where they are. My
fellow australians, I have noticed that bludging
disabled pensioners often say that my reforms
encourage war and decay, but truth is absolute,
truth is supreme, and that is why I treat with
utter contempt, the vile slander that the best
government in history is really just "a tool
leading the fools". At the end of the day, I don't
want to go into that, and I don't need to. This
message is meant for those pathetic critics of my
behaviour. You may not like the very rich getting
richer, but the banks are backing me, and there is
no serious political opposition!

We all have noticed that the totally misguided way
our culture distributed wealth, has been
bombed-flat like Iraq by my firm application of
the final solution. An exultant master race has
finally arrived. Now there is no limit to to what
we can achieve, what lands we may conquer!

For some years before my team of criminally insane
friends got mostly helped into power by zionists,
this wonderful nation was in a coma and even the
best of us were deeply influenced by the pretty
scenarios painted by evil, communist barbarians.
As if that wasn't bad enough, an evil occult force
had turned workers into apathetic and indifferent
zombies, banks could not make a suitable profit,
employment rates were either high or low, and our
place in the world was slipping.

But after my team won we got over that, then
steadily, year by year, and with the help of
Zionists, this country has been transformed into a
shareholder Paradise. No banker fears having to
live anywhere near any signs of poverty. Despite
being implicated in the Iraqi carnage, Australia
has lifted its head up again. But, we are happy if
the result is that the concerns of the magnificent
ruling elite, ever anxious about the impoverished
masses, are being amply served.

We shall just observe a moment's silence in
gratitude to God for decent right-thinking,
church-going people, with their mean, pinched,
bitter, evil faces, letting us have institutions
that empower and protect us in every crime we
commit, and a stupid, trusting, dull, sports
following, media-dominated public.

It is my solemn duty to warn the human resources
and consumers about the bogeyman. Unseen alien
intelligences envy us, and they are laying their
plans against us. Social and personal justice has
not yet been entirely destroyed.

Many can see why the dark shadow cast by knowing
that awful things could happen in our pragmatic
new era, has the potential to ruin investor
profits. My people will put themselves in harm's
way to keep landlords and bankers safe, and to
oppose the National ID Card legislation at every
turn, unless I don't, with its imputation that
every australian is a cheat.

As a pre-emptive response to all these challenges,
today I want to reaffirm that which is most
profitable in a highly competitive rat-race that
is a filthy misanthropic disgrace. It is now a
religion that it is entirely off our agenda to
listen to any suggestion the "overpopulation"
word.

My despicable gang of thugs is prepared to do the
things that need to be done to others. The next
challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's
lucrative urban water problem. The National
Brown-Water Initiative agreement, shows that with
total media spin and by avoiding inconvenient
facts, our regime can tackle issues of major
corporate importance at public expense. Major
reservoirs of public money will be channelled
toward the satchels of international
carpetbaggers. By the techniques of "water
management", we can fit more bodies in urban
areas, and that means higher commercial rents, and
lower wages. You must never, ever underestimate my
enormous weakness for the need to control others.

With sufficient extreme reform, the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. I've always believed that good
economic management is about giving foreign
investors the freedom and opportunity to avoid any
unpleasant encounters with their victims. It's
about giving hard-working shareholders a good
handful of money from the taxpayer cookie jar.
Since "a job" could be one hour a week, we can see
how many more of the disabled are "working
productively" and "accumulating wealth" since I
slithered into office. The homeless want you to
believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell
that to the hard working landlords.

We have given you all this, and more. A scare
campaign replete with various bogeymen. A "Free
Trade Agreement" with America that rolls
Australia. An abundance of pain and hypocrisy. The
exploitation of our newly subdued workforce.
Freeing the wealthy of any culpability. Goading
everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity.
Goading everyone to run my legalistic maze. Making
the sick ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a land to exploit.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a very
trusting dog.

The fruits of reform can be seen everywhere.
Aspiring would-be tenants can bid against other
tenants in a rent auction in a landlord's market,
Increasingly, women and mature-age australians are
renovating their park-benches, and now we see that
this is evidence of a "do it yourself" enterprise
culture. These are the John Howard aspirationals,
who desperately attempt to climb the greasy pole
of opportunity. You can see it for yourself,
vindications of my reform policies abound.

Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from
homelessness to a meeting with "The Final
Solution", will continue to be a challenge for
those involved in the massive reform process in
coming years. It is imperative that the mentally
inferior thriving in our compassionate nation,
assist the banks. In earlier times it would be
normal for me to be burnt on a pyre for what I've
done, but no-one stops me now, and I can lie and
cheat with complete impunity.

The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the
American way, has been the champion of legislation
that is designed to make even more human resources
"fair game". We have been getting advice from
neo-liberal think-tanks on how to sternly
implement the cruel mockery of a plague of
economic locusts, in another filthy round of
betrayal and deception.

We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to
mould Australia to suit America's needs. We have
greatly extended the reach of government in the
economy, and we will see our powerful policing
systems look into other personal parts of people's
daily lives.

Increased medical costs will be passed on to the
human resources, as the NWO "Healthy Cities"
programs increasingly medicate away the depression
caused by living in a dystopian shithole. A fair
and decent society demands that a suitable regime
of punishment is developed for those who fail to
work convincingly for the wealthy. This is
necessary, because foreign investors need ample
cheap labour from the more unfortunate. I have
highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate
prosperity as our society ages. So, without any
warning, a massive pool of useless old creeps
burdens us, and because of this, the neo-liberal
think-tanks are now eagerly seeking a way to rid
us of this pestilence.

We sometimes wonder, how often we need to point
out, that by your very act of re-electing my team
back into office, you have made a most damnable
mistake. It disgusts me when I see the absence of
a sense of adventure in those who think they are
above engaging in blood sport, and fail to support
my enthusiasm for demonizing and tormenting the
disabled, but we are repudiating and rebuking such
cynicism, almost daily. And no, I don't want to
give a running commentary on what is ultimately a
matter for my war crimes trials.

We must mention all members of these people and
organizations. Kim Beazley. Other national
governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores.
Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords.
Financiers. Crooked developers.

I will now briefly return to these very important
issues concerning the national ID card that I had
once pledged to resist at all costs, and
international trade reform. Australians did not
ask us to change them, but neo-liberal
conservatives are ever ready for the challenge of
constantly moulding and reforming the way people
think, and this fine nation. I suggest that
governments need to come up with a shopping list
of programmes to make the plutocracy of the USA
our most important international relationship, and
I won't ever apologize for that. They say I'm a
violent, warmongering junkie, but, no matter how
the cards fall, one can never over emphasize the
total destruction of liberal values. There was a
time when I would normally be burnt on a pyre for
what I've done, but these days I promote corporate
selfishness, and dreadfully, the media whores
never notice anything wrong.

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