The John Howard Goes Straight to your Head, when you fear the hypocritical accusations that issued from the favourite violator, the deceitful Prime Monster the Hun Justinian "Ponzi" Howdywar MP "Your mutual obligation" turd polishing frenzy, promoting the last solemn Remembrance day at Foolgarah, Adelaide 10 July 1958 I may sound too modest, but we know that you should never trust the judgement of any political party that has dealings with me, so be warned that you will never afford housing in future, because aircraft flight paths bend around my electorate, as they obey cosmic laws. I can feel the political wind on my arse now, and something will have to be done quickly. Our adaptability to the threat of democracy has been a great strength. Our tireless fight against the truth about anything at all has been a great strength. You saw what happened before, so I ask if you are now wondering what sort of bomb the "terrorists" will use to allow me to use "national security" to appear as a credible leader in the eyes of the dull public so that I will stick like excrement to a blanket, and always easily get back in as Australia's NWO dictator. Ask yourselves can you trust my opponents to treat you with contempt? And also who do you really trust to properly punish the poor? I am not aware of a single instance where I told the truth. I have not taken a single right step in ten years. Enfeebled by age, and with help from tricks and stratagems, the National Government's appalling and ignorant diplomatic service foresight collapse, is honestly no mere shot in the dark. It is not merely sheer economic good luck that the thatcherite Howard regime is in a position to criminally waste billions of dollars of your money to make a gift of your national water assets for my mates, nor is it simply good luck that I suddenly found 1.5 billion dollars to go towards something that seemed like a good idea at the time, and that I announced recently. To ever say that Australia is debt free, as I like to do, is simply an expression of cynical disregard or another piece of mendacious drivel. If you look, you will find that the huge foreign debt is now virtually unpayable. So when our soldiers are short of weapons to carry into my filthy so-called middle-east war, I emphasize that you can afford it. Enjoy your NWO reformed work duties, and you best avoid choking on my hardened indifference along with your new life of craven conformity. Unaffordable housing is my shameful legacy. So I am glad of this public opportunity to offer you my most grovelling, humble apology. And I regret this. I'm very sorry that it's occurred. Here, I will get back to euphemistic affectations. Here is some more highly diffuse verbosity, and obscenely consoling platitudes. I'll just quickly mention how we say we're not going to prevent unions bargaining on behalf of workers, and how I will impose a NWO ID card on all human resources and please tell me if I forgot to tell you about how we will never reach perfection. People have noticed that I typify that type of cowardly ideologue and sneak, accustomed to babbling some more monumentally comforting reassurance, who forgot all about any serious honesty as I try to remember the last lie I told while pretending to be stating an honest political viewpoint. And my extremely far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity reveal how easy it has become to hide in a political bear-cave and not take any responsibility for my straw-man arguments. Confused voters, we have gone to war against Eastasia, and I have some more good news! Our determination to plough-forward no matter what, has proved that there's no way that a GST will ever be part of our policy. My dear corporate human resources, it has been drawn to my attention, that single mothers often level the charge that my reforms encourage unthinking self-destruction. Of course, I don't want to go into every little detail of my secret plans. We are better off to talk about my positive achievements. By the grace of The Lord, I have committed you all to our NWO reform process. Obedient, law-abiding, trusting creatures who live upon our wonderful Great Southern Bombing Range, it has always been an uplifting experience to tell you about what my government has achieved, and the great things to come. This bold, visionary government is more than satisfied about the reformed state of the nation. This period of responsible Howard-government has been the agent that has given a return to the proper way to share the national wealth. And there is more. This most generous regime has created the greatest amount of personal debt ever, despite remorseless opposition from pointy-headed, tree-hugging intellectuals. We have kept you to your mutual obligations. Thank you for trusting me. We have been heartened to see massive and enthusiastic public support for my Government's ten billion dollar plan to meet the challenge of spending the large sum of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the public. So by tackling this fiscal challenge, my hard-working team has whipped-up a sleazy scheme that will provide a stop-gap solution. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless I can get the mugs to carry the financial burdens of adjustment, and I will need enthusiastic support from the pretty little media talking air-heads. I recently spoke regarding the wonderful balance we now see in public life and public policy, which has been a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Greatest Government Ever, and to discuss issues of deeply balanced financial interest about the need to balance the balanced needs of the working poor against corporate profits in a balanced way, so that the balance still appears to remain balanced to the clueless. Just let me say this one thing, sincerely, there'll be no more than a 1.9% rise in ordinary beer. My fellow australians, it has been noticed that whingers often say that my reforms encourage war and decay, but we won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans, so I treat with sublime indifference the suggestion that the government fits the description of "the best turd in the herd". Look, I don't want to go into what will be revealed in my war crimes trials. This message is meant for those laughable intellectuals. You may not like the very rich getting richer, but the banks are backing me, and there is no serious political opposition! We are proud that the weak and insipid means whereby Australia used to perform, has been shredded by Saddam's human-shredding machine for the benefit of our friends in the American Fatherland. Total efficiency in the running of the nation proudly unites with a noble corporate destiny. We can now proudly march to endless noble wars with our strong brothers! Even though we live in an economic and social Paradise now, in the years before our neo-Liberal gang pretended to be harmless and got into government, anyone could see how we were navel-gazing about our national identity and most of us were in the iron-fist of twisted socialist heathens. It was shockingly revealed to us that recycled sewage from an anus of pandemic horror was still blood-sucking the public, many landlords had to do honest work for a change, inflation had the country in its grip, and workers failed to return a large dividend or profit to shareholders. We fixed that when we mugged welfare recipients, and by applying fiscal rectitude, and with clear goals, hard work and a sense of purpose, Australia was saved for The Queen. Landlords can loll in opulence and luxury, as Jesus intended. Despite being implicated in the Iraqi carnage, Australia has lifted its head up again. But, we are happy if the result is that the plans of the magnificent ruling elite, always frightened of the masses, are being fully met. Let us give thanks to Jesus for all those chickens we could shit out of wholesome aussie guts, making us unable to care for any other living creatures, and a stupid, trusting, dull, sports following, media-dominated public. Still, we cannot rest. Be alert but not too alert. Dangerous Greenies have not yet been entirely undermined. You all should realize that the dark shadow cast by a cluster of new security threats in our pragmatic new era, could derail the NWO. We must not flinch from any action needed to force the disabled back to work, and to oppose the National ID Card legislation at every turn, unless I don't, with its imputation that every australian is a cheat. As a pre-emptive response to all these challenges, I am committed to preserving that which is most profitable in a dying tourist sinkhole. It is now a religion that it is entirely off our agenda to listen to any suggestion the "overpopulation" word. The government believes mutual obligation is ready for the great tasks facing you all. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The clever "Be a good fellow - go and drink some yellow" water promotion, shows that with total media spin and by avoiding inconvenient facts, our regime can tackle issues of major corporate importance at public expense. Major reservoirs of public money will be channelled toward the satchels of international carpetbaggers. Proper implementation of "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher commercial rents, and lower wages. You may have sometimes noticed my enormous addiction to the need to set a record for the longest orgy of social and economic vandalism. With a bit of good luck, the human resources will return a good profit to the absentee landlords. I've always believed that good economic management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to avoid any unpleasant encounters with their victims. It's about giving hard-working bankers a very good suck on public assets. So I would ask you to stupidly believe that more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have been "created" after my gang of extremist ideologues got into power. The homeless want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working bankers. We have given you all this, and more. A brave new definition of mutual obligation. An exciting "shared new adventure in tax reform" - a Goods and Services Tax. An abundance of pain and hypocrisy. The exploitation of our newly subdued workforce. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to run my legalistic maze. Making the sick ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land full of drooling idiots. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a pushover. Vindications of my reform policies abound. The elderly homeless finally understand their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Increasingly, women and mature-age australians are renovating their park-benches, and this is what Liberal Party economic reform is all about! These are the battlers from Struggle Street, who bravely attempt to climb the broken ladder of opportunity. You can see it for yourself, proof of the correctness of my market ideologies can be seen everywhere. Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from homelessness to properly managed commercial work camps, will continue to be a challenge for those involved in the massive reform process in coming years. It is imperative that the disgusting disabled thriving in our compassionate nation, give something back to a pack of finks who never gave them anything. In earlier times one would expect that I would be considered a type of imp from Hell, but no-one stops me now, and I can sell the nation out from under your feet. The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the American way, has been the champion of legislation that is designed to make even more human resources "fair game". We will be taking orders from corporations on how to build the personal desperation of the marginalized, in another filthy round of betrayal and deception. It needed years of constant moulding and prodding by hyperactive politicians to transform Australia to suit corporate needs. We have greatly extended the reach of government in the economy, and by data-matching with our bold NWO biometric ID card we will move into other personal parts of people's daily lives. Increased medical costs will be passed on to the human resources, as the NWO "Healthy Cities" programs correct any unruly urges to organize against the NWO. A fair and decent society demands that a suitable regime of punishment is developed for whingers. We should remember that the battlers need to see us insisting upon ample cheap labour from the more unfortunate. I have highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. So, without any warning, a massive pool of useless old creeps burdens us, and if this trend continues, we will have to find a final solution to the problem of useless eaters. I will point out, that by the very act of stupidly putting me once again into office, you have stupidly made a most damnable mistake. It disgusts me when I notice the absence of a sense of adventure in those left-wing weaklings who flinch at my enthusiasm for demonizing and tormenting the disabled, but we are repudiating and rebuking such cynicism, almost daily. Now look, I haven't seen whether or not that is true. I am eternally grateful to all members of these people and organizations. Kim Beazley. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. We must not forget these highly important issues regarding financial reform, and the reform process. Our society is a great society, but my team is straining at the leash to carry out the job of doing what needs to be done to the way people think, and this fine nation. The point is to engineer some ways to radically reform our national institutions, and I won't ever apologize for that. I may be a slimy, repellent little slug, and even though there is great alarm among the elites, you will accept the intense need for constant change that I claim is required. There was a time when it would be normal for me to be crucified upside-down, but these days I promote corporate selfishness, and it is a sickening fact, that I thank the retards for making all of this possible. .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm