Federal police interviewings of federal ministers
affect the ductile language that issued from the
coalition's Imperial Meathead, the pernicious
Prime Muddler the Hun John "FTA (For Thee
America)" HogWartChoices MP "Your duties to the
Liberal Party" confession, during the blameless
victim punishing Zionist condom wearing day,
Sewage Gardens, Adelaide 13 December 666

I think I should tell you that I will not let go
of the top job unless you break all my fingers
first! So give up, and just believe that you will
live in fear, because I was as shocked as you,
when I discovered the rotten things I have been
doing! I never suggest governments should always
reveal what they do to stay in power. My regime
has always offered you choice in which "official
story" to believe. You must never forget that it
is not for you to know "state secrets". I wonder
if you can guess how the "terrorists" will create
a "national emergency" so that I can once again
still be the NWO stooge for the southern nuclear
waste dump.

Who do you really trust to gutlessly vilify the
disabled? And can you trust my opponents to make
housing unaffordable?

I once said during a campaign "I always tell the
truth" and that was untrue. To save my political
skin, I told filthy lies. And so it is that by
many aberrations of judgment, the dalek-led Howard
regime's ruinous and extremely bungling economic
vision failure, clearly is not just good fortune.
Clearly it is not by a toss of the dice that the
dalek-led Howard regime will be planning to
stupidly misuse ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer
money to carefully divert Australia's water system
for my mates, and it is not only random chance
that I got hold of a huge pile of taxpayer money
that will be going to something that seemed like a
good idea at the time, and that I probably
announced in the middle of one of my
self-congratulating drones.

To ever claim that Australia has no debt, as I
constantly do, is nothing more than my disguised
contempt with a sleazy attempt to pull the wool
over your eyes. If you look, you will find that
the huge foreign debt is still growing.

I suppose you can notice that when the nation's
killing machines need weapons to misuse in my
pointless bloody foreign conflicts, I assert that
Australia can afford it.

Please enjoy a huge dose of my contemptuous
disrespect for others, and be sickened by the
grinding despotism of my misrule along with your
penal servitude under a fascist NWO regime.

I am sickened by my degraded character. In a
desperate attempt to save my soul and to bring
this to an end, here I am, begging you to accept
my admission of guilt. Never-ever again. I'm dead.
I will be killed by the voters in the next
election. After that, let me drone some comforting
reassurance. You may also enjoy some more highly
comforting reassurance, and monumentally stupid
ideas of economic absurdity. I'll just quickly
remind you how I will place everything under a
central authority for the corporations and how I
will place everything under a central authority
for the corporations and I hope I did not forget
to tell you about how we say we're not going to
prevent unions bargaining on behalf of workers.

Increasing numbers of people say that I typify the
sort of sleazy gangster, addicted to droning a lot
of obscenely humbly propitiating garbage, that
somehow has bypassed the development of any
plausibility on my way to developing a political
argument. And my extremely long-winded drones make
it obvious that I find it easy to hide in a
political bear-cave and not take any
responsibility for the damage I do.

Stockholders, and shareholders, I have good news.
This most fair and decent regime has led a
successful military, humanitarian relief effort in
Iraq. People, I have noticed, that whingers are
fond of suggesting that I run a filthy
kleptocracy. Well, I don't want to give a running
commentary on that, and I don't need to. But here
is what really matters. The best sociopathic
government that international banks could buy, has
done a terrific job.

Confused voters who reside within this magnificent
reformed global workplace, I have to tell you,
that it is a great thrill to briefly mention my
achievements, and to protect you from socialism.
This most humanitarian regime is extremely happy
to see what we have changed. Through the mercy of
Jesus, I have been the agent that has given a
return to pride in military conquest. Can we
expect more? Yes we can. I have ultimately made
the foundations for a police state, even though we
had to climb over huge obstacles erected by
pointy-headed, tree-hugging intellectuals. You
have wonderfully trusted my secret plan. I praise
the Struggle Street battlers who supported me.

It has been noticed by many, that there has been
heartening support for the Government's historic
ten billion dollar plan to fix the serious
challenge of choosing which of our friends should
receive the large sum of ten billion dollars of
public money. So by taking the correct approach to
this fiscal challenge, my Government has put on
the table a long-range, well-funded plan that will
need a mind-bending media campaign to make the
public swallow it. It will not work, of course,
unless there are new draconian "governance
arrangements", and I will need the full
cooperation of my sleazy corporate colleagues.

Last year I spoke at length about reforming the
balance in public life and public policy, which
has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the
achievement of the balanced Howard Government, and
to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas
about how to find a way to balance misery against
the interests of the wealthy in a balanced way, so
that balance is not replaced by an unbalance
toward justice.

If I want someone to trust me, I just say, at the
end of the day, Saddam shreds humans with a giant
paper-shredding machine. Ladies and gentlemen, it
has been noticed that bludging disabled pensioners
often level the charge that my reforms will create
dystopian slums, but I was told by the NWO that
they really need the human resources to all have
an ID card, and that is why I treat with sublime
indifference the vile slander that our government
is no better than "the greedy leading the needy".
And no, I haven't seen what is really meant by
that. Here is a savage rebuke to all of those
laughable useless feeders. You may disagree with
the poor getting very much poorer, but the banks
are backing me, and you voted for me!

We all have noticed that the wholly bad means
whereby the mass of human economic units received
or dispensed justice, has now been thoroughly
whipped into shape as an example of compassionate
conservatism. An ambitious new vision of life
hails the strong new world order that grew out of
the ashes of the old order. We cast a giant shadow
across the whole universe!

In that awful period leading up to when our gang
of corporate suckholes pretended to be harmless
and got into government, it was obvious to blind
Freddy that we were comatose and although we
prayed, and prayed, we were completely bamboozled
by the fast-talking style of useless, disabled
pensioners. Also, our sick economy had turned
workers into solid members of the middle class,
many landlords had to do honest work for a change,
the economy was acquiring a strange green hue, and
Australia was a Labor Party cesspit of fornicating
disabled pensioners.

I finally tore the welfare dependency fetus from
its womb, bashed its brains out on a rock, and by
taking great strides, and with the help of
Zionists, this country has been turned around.
Government debt is down and your debt is up. The
bludging disabled have been driven back to the
workbench. And so, at the end of the day, the
interests of the noble patrician classes, ever
anxious about the lower classes, are being fully
met.

Now we must join our hands in prayer, and thank
The Lord for giving us a country where nobody is
allowed to mind his own business, making us unable
to care for any other living creatures, and the
vulgar, sickening, and untrue, Great Australian
Dream.

However, there are new threats. Does that burger
you have just consumed have a 100% BSE quotient?
Socialism has not been stopped from prowling the
streets at night.

I promise you that the creeping horror caused by
the prospect of social harmony in these alert, but
not too alert times, will not lift any time soon.
My people will fight tooth and nail to protect
Israel's interests, wherever they are, and to
prevent, unless I don't, the intrusion of a
draconian kind and level into daily life by a
National ID Card.

Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us do
whatever it takes for that which is most
profitable in a country that is now an arsewipe
for international carpetbaggers. You should know
that you will not hear me say the "overpopulation"
word.

My gangster regime will do the things that need to
be done to impose change. International merchant
banks urge a frontal assault on Australia's
lucrative urban water problem. The creative "The
Best Turd In The Herd" sewage-enriched water
promotion, has proved that I was right about
public idiocy, and that our regime can build
projects of major financial importance that the
public pay for. Major floods of public money will
be streamed to the accounts of grateful
shareholders. By the techniques of "water
management", we can fit more bodies in urban
areas, and that means higher residential rents,
and lower wages. You should always keep in mind my
enormous weakness for the urge to smear my dirt
over the things that others find of value.

If we get these big things right, australians can
look forward to a new era of hard labour in a
police state. It is a truism that good national
management is about giving ordinary corporations
the freedom and opportunity to end their fears of
losing out on some unearned income. It's about
giving hard-working bankers peace of mind and
confidence to plan for a sumptuous parasitic
future. Since "a job" could be one hour a week, we
can see how more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have
been "created" after I was mistakenly put into
office. The marxists want you to believe that this
is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard
working shareholders.

Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. Totally unaffordable housing. An exciting
"shared new adventure in tax reform" - a Goods and
Services Tax. Wages and conditions that fit in
with an asian future. Elevating the killing of
foreigners to a position of holiness. Freeing the
wealthy of a sense of obligation. Goading everyone
to climb the broken ladder of opportunity. Goading
everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the
poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a land stripped bare.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a
nuclear waste dump.

I have looked, and I am pleased at what I see. The
elderly homeless now understand their obligations
to those who live in well-deserved inherited
opulence, Australia will soon join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations,
and this gives them scope to wonder what will
happen to their families. These are the consumers
who never had it so good, who are keen to work for
lower pay rates. It is clear by now, vindications
of my reform policies abound.

Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from
poverty to privatized penal servitude, will
continue to be a challenge for no-nonsense
government in coming years. Free-market forces
firmly insist that the genetically inferior
thriving in our corporatized economy, boost the
fortunes of international carpetbaggers. In wiser
times it would be normal for me to be crucified
upside-down, but no-one stops me now, and I can
speak utter drivel.

The Liberal Party - the party of enterprise and of
individual vainglory, has a mandate to respond to
these trends with making Australia join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations.
We have been getting advice from neo-liberal
think-tanks on how to build poverty-based
businesses, in another disgraceful term of applied
corruption.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to transform Australia
into something unrecognizable. Government will
apply international corporate control in financial
life, and its authority and scope will
increasingly reach into other personal parts of
people's daily lives.

The burden of privatized medicine will be carried
by the users of those services, as the agents of
those services apply chemical moderation to those
personal feelings of unease that afflict the lower
classes. Our proud new globalist economics insists
that we apply a well deserved penalty for bludging
disabled pensioners. This is necessary, because
foreign investors need Australia to be run as a
farm to serve the interests of wealthy scum. We
face the challenge of sustaining corporate
prosperity as our society ages. It seems that we
are saddled with a load of useless old cripples,
and this will force the corporations to cleverly
design a way to rid society of this scourge.

Surely you realize, that at the end of the day, by
the very act of re-electing my lot back into
office, you have all exposed yourselves to great
danger. So I am constantly amazed when I notice
the stubborn conservative streak in those
left-wing weaklings who flinch at my Iraq holy war
for oil adventure, but we are almost daily
fending-off such unwarranted criticism. Of course,
I'm not going to be pushed into analyzing the
detail of that suggestion.

I will acknowledge all of these people and
institutions. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Other national governments. Importers.
Kim Beazley.

We must briefly return to some very pressing
matters about corporatization, and welfare reform.
Our people are a great people, but our neo-Liberal
gang is always eager to pick up the task of
re-engineering the national character, and the
nation. I suggest that governments need to design
a "to do" list of programmes to cure any illness
afflicting national character, and I will never,
ever apologize for that. It has been said that our
reform agenda is a pile of NWO shit, but, you will
carry the burden of the fire-sale of Australia's
public assets. In earlier times it would be normal
for me to be disemboweled for my crimes, but now I
can get carried away with besotted fanaticism, and
wonderfully, I do believe that crime really pays.

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