More financial pyramid rackets coming from the
diminutive stature cursing the coalition's NWO
proconsul, the grovelling Prime Muddler the Hon
John WhatChoices HogWartChoices MP "Give me your
vote" address to the dimwitted public, during the
crocodile teasing enterprise forum free lunch,
Jerusalem Israel, 13 April 1066

Much has been said and written about how we will
no longer attempt to help the disabled in my
Howardland dystopia. Just get back to work, and
believe that I've got the fundamentals right,
whatever that's supposed to mean, and Australia is
spending tens of billions each year just to cover
the interest on foreign debt. I have never lost an
election by underestimating the intelligence of
the great masses of the voters. My regime has
always offered you choice in which "official
story" to believe. You must never forget that it
is not for you to know "state secrets". I wonder
if you can guess how the "terrorists" will create
a "national emergency" so that I can once again
rule the masses as a Zionist NWO stooge.

Who do you really trust to viciously vilify the
poor? And ask yourselves whether you can trust my
opponents to give you WartChoices instead of real
paying jobs?

I always want others to volunteer their labour,
when I never volunteer my own worthless labour. It
has taken years of my deceit to get to this. As we
reap a harvest of regrets, we can see that in a
conspiracy by bigots and blockheads, the
Australian Government's awful and extremely
bungling economic vision failure, plainly is not
just good luck. Obviously it is not only random
chance that the dalek-led Howard regime will be
planning to criminally misuse ten billion dollars
of Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert
Australia's water system for my mates, and it is
not only random chance that I got hold of several
billion dollars to go towards something that
seemed like a good idea at the time, and that I
mumbled something about in the middle of one of my
self-congratulating drones.

To claim that Australia has no debt, as I
constantly do, is nothing more than downright
nonsense or a sleazy attempt to pull the wool over
your eyes. If you care to check, you will see that
the huge foreign debt is still growing.

I suppose you can notice that when the nation's
soldiers need some murdering equipment to misuse
in my putrid middle-east carnage I assert that
Australia can afford it.

You may be thoroughly repelled by a life of
working for the dole, and be sickened by your
large dose of my politically aggressive
selfishness along with your low and grovelling
status in the New World Order.

You have a right to be told the truth. And because
of this I'm happy once again to beg you to accept
my admission of guilt. My promises were quite
explicit. That having been said, now let me drone
some diffuse verbosity. Enjoy some more extremely
condescending drivel, and obscenely cunningly
contrived crap. I'll just quickly remind you that
the sole purpose of our changes is to introduce
flexibilities and changes and alterations in our
workplace relations culture, and how you are
striving for even greater success, and I hope I
did not forget to tell you about how we say we're
not going to prevent unions bargaining on behalf
of workers.

Increasing numbers of people have noticed that I
typify a kind of horrible, nutless suckhole,
addicted to droning a lot of very disguised
contempt, that somehow has bypassed the
development of any rational, critical faculty as I
struggle with developing a political argument. And
my long-running play acts of being a competent
authority make it obvious that I find it easy to
not take any responsibility for my straw-man
arguments.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have destroyed your
nation, but I had help, and there is even more
good news! Our government has established that
truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is
never disposable in national political life. Club
members, I am quite conscious, that bludging
disabled pensioners are fond of suggesting that my
reforms encourage total idiocy. Well, I'm not
going to speculate on that, and I don't need to.
Let's move on now. This bold, visionary government
has forgotten that the Tax Act has grown from
3,000 to over 9,000 pages.

Consumers of this wonderful reformed global
workplace, I have to tell you, that it is a great
thrill to briefly mention my compassion, and to
protect you from communism. This most humanitarian
regime is extremely happy to see what we have
changed. The government has delivered a
magnificent, monumentally huge foreign debt.
Haven't we had enough? No, there is much more to
come. This most humanitarian regime has without
any doubt, created the best amount of goodness
ever, even though we had to climb over huge
obstacles erected by the truth about anything at
all. You have wonderfully trusted my secret plan.
I salute the Latham Valley aspirationals who made
this possible.

We anticipate a warm public embrace of my
responsible regime's ten billion dollar plan to
respond to the serious challenge of choosing which
of our friends should receive the large sum of ten
billion dollars of public money. So by tackling
this historical challenge, my Government has put
on the table a long-range, well-funded plan that
will need a mind-bending media campaign to make
the public swallow it. This bold, visionary scam
would be rejected, of course, unless all state
powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and I will
need the full cooperation of my sleazy corporate
colleagues.

I just recently convened a summit of prime
kleptocrats about not upsetting the balance in
public life and public policy, which has been
balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the
achievement of the balanced Howard Government, and
to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas
about how to find a way to balance decency against
corporate profits in a balanced way, so that
balance is not replaced by an unbalance toward
justice.

Just let me say this one thing, at the end of the
day, when you realise that a National ID Card
involves a level of intrusion of a draconian kind
into private lives, I must oppose it, unless I
dont! Ladies and gentlemen, I have noticed that
contemptible rent-paying tenants often level the
charge that I encourage apathetic and indifferent
zombies, but truth is absolute, truth is supreme,
and that is why I repudiate the vile slander that
my government is no better than "a crim leading
the dim". And no, I don't want to give a running
commentary on what is really meant by that. Here
is a savage rebuke to all of those pathetic
homeless scum. You may disagree with the poor
getting very much poorer, but the banks are
backing me, and you voted for me!

It has been very satisfying to see that the awful
and wrong group of institutions whereby Australia
provided or received shelter, has now been
entirely extirpated as an example of compassionate
conservatism. Much higher productivity hails the
strong new world order that grew out of the ashes
of the old order. I have made my challenge to the
world, and I stand on top of the world!

During the socialistic horror that raged across
our fair nation until my gang of mongrels got
divinely helped into power by Jesus, we were
comatose and despite some fierce struggles, even
the best of us were continuously crawling to a
hideous strength. Also, the merciless machinery of
corporatism had turned workers into solid members
of the middle class, the Labor Party had gotten
people to engage in a frenzy of public
fornication, bad people were everywhere, and our
place in the world was slipping.

We fixed that when we mugged welfare recipients,
and by taking great strides, and with the help of
rabid right-wing think-tanks, this country has
been turned around. Living standards of
real-estate agents are now higher than ever. This
Government has kept Australia riding as steady as
the unsinkable Titanic. But, the outcome is that
the interests of the noble patrician classes, ever
anxious about the impoverished masses, are being
amply served.

Let us give thanks to Jesus for giving us a
country where nobody is allowed to mind his own
business, letting us run every kind of creepy
racket you can imagine, and the vulgar, sickening,
and untrue, Great Australian Dream.

However, there are new threats. If you drink
recycled sewage, don't be drinking too much! Weak
socialistic affordable housing has not been
stopped from prowling the streets at night.

I promise you that the creeping horror caused by
the prospect of social harmony in these times,
will not lift any time soon. Any stern action must
be applied that will keep economic locusts safe,
and to prevent, unless I don't, the intrusion of a
draconian kind and level into daily life by a
National ID Card.

Beyond these awesome responsibilities, today I
want to reaffirm the need for consumers to stay
dull in a highly competitive rat-race that is a
filthy misanthropic disgrace. You should know that
you will not be allowed to discuss that we are
overpopulating this country.

This government that balances justice against
profits will do the things that need to be done to
impose change. We will soon face the challenge of
a frontal assault on Australia's profitable urban
water problem. The creative "The Best Turd In The
Herd" sewage-enriched water promotion, has shown
that with political commitment and slow-minded
media whores, our regime can build projects of
major financial importance that the public pay
for. Major flows of public money will be piped to
the accounts of grateful shareholders. By the
techniques of "water management", we can fit more
bodies in urban areas, and that means higher
residential rents, and lower wages. You may have
sometimes noticed my enormous addiction to the
urge to make non-core promises.

By removing social justice obstacles, australians
can look forward to a new era of hard labour in a
police state. It is axiomatic that good economic
management is about giving ordinary corporations
the freedom and opportunity to end their fears of
losing out on some unearned income. It's about
giving a plague of economic locusts a free
blood-sucking frenzy. We also found an extremely
clever new way to calculate that more than 1.3
million new "jobs" have been "created" since my
regime slithered into office. Labor wants you to
believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell
that to the hard working property pimps.

Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. Totally unaffordable housing. A "Free
Trade Agreement" with America that rolls
Australia. Wages and conditions that fit in with
an asian future. Elevating the killing of
foreigners to a position of holiness. Freeing the
wealthy of a sense of obligation. Goading everyone
to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading
everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the
poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a bombing range.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a
tourist shithole.

Proof of the correctness of my market ideologies
can be seen everywhere. The elderly homeless now
understand their obligations to those who live in
well-deserved inherited opulence, Australia will
soon join the international brotherhood of
third-world nations, and this gives them scope to
wonder what will happen to their families. These
are people with drive, who desperately attempt to
climb the greasy pole of opportunity. It is clear
by now, vindications of my reform policies abound.

Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from
poverty to "mutual obligation" compulsory
volunteer teams to replace council staff, will
continue to be a challenge for no-nonsense
government in coming years. Free-market forces
firmly insist that the pensioners thriving in our
fair nation, boost the fortunes of international
carpetbaggers. In wiser times I would normally be
skinned alive after the things I've done, but
no-one stops me now, and I can speak utter drivel.

The Liberal Party - the party of enterprise and of
individual vainglory, has a mandate to respond to
these trends with making Australia join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations.
I will apply principles of the corporate state as
I build poverty-based businesses, in another
disgraceful term of applied corruption.

We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to make
Australia suit Israel's needs. My regime has a
mandate to enforce liberty, and we will see our
authority spread ever deeper into other personal
parts of people's daily lives.

The burden of privatized medicine will be carried
by the users of those services, as the agents of
those services apply chemical moderation to any
unruly urges to organize against the NWO. Our
proud new globalist economics insists that we
enforce a spirit of "mutual obligation" onto
anyone who fails to accumulate wealth. And it
cannot be emphasized too much that we need
Australia to join the international brotherhood of
third-world nations. The Government has
highlighted the need to sustain corporate
prosperity as our society ages. It seems that the
bludging elderly have cruelly sneaked-up on us,
and so we need to find a way to rid society of
this scourge.

Surely you realize, that by your very act of
putting my lot once again into office, you have
stupidly exposed yourselves to great danger. So I
am constantly amazed when I see the stubborn
conservative streak in those who think they are
above engaging in blood sport, and fail to support
my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, but I will
ignore that for the moment, as I have more to say
on happier things. Of course, I think it's still
too early to make a final judgement about the
detail of that suggestion.

I will acknowledge all of these people and
institutions. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Other national governments. Importers.
Kim Beazley.

Let me just mention something briefly about these
extremely pressing matters about privatization,
and international trade reform. Our people are a
great people, but our neo-Liberal gang is eager
for the challenge of constantly moulding and
reforming the national character, and australian
society. The reform process places us under
increasing pressure to make a laundry list of
programmes to radically reform our national
institutions, and I will never, ever apologize for
that. I face the accusation of being a corporate
fascist tool, but, no matter how the cards fall,
you will carry the burden of the total destruction
of liberal values. In earlier times one would
expect that I would be the main attraction at a
hang-tie party, but these days I enjoy a wallow in
cynical disregard, and it is a terrible thing,
that I say anything to continue as Prime Minister
- and it always works!

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