A degenerate cancerous life-form revealed by the devouring ambition of the property pimp club's Imperial Meathead, the very flexible Prime Meanister the Hun Johnstonian WhatChoices Hogweed MP "You will pay" spasm of Liberal Party insanity, during a very putrid, knob sucking celebration of Bennelong death threats, Hilton Hotel, Sydney 11 June 100 BC At the end of the day, we can see that I will no longer allow the wealthy to be oppressed by the disabled. So get back to work, and accept that you will experience life as a rat-race, because Jesus gave me my electorate, and is protecting it for me. Time to roll out the "moral panic" barrow methinks. Australia's capacity for fear can never be measured. Our response to the threat of public equity has been a great strength. Where will it be this time? I wonder what type of "invasion" threat will create a "national emergency" in the eyes of the dull public so that I will always slither back into office. Ask yourselves who it is you would trust to make the people of Australia mean and vicious? And who can be trusted to send a nation mad with greed and desperation? I fear that I have become a grotesque philistine. Before starting my droning drivel, I must say that I lied. Inferior in character, and by ineffective and bungling management, this bold, visionary government's appalling and typically devastating labour market policy implosion, surely must be understood as something more than accidental. Clearly it is not only random chance that my Government can criminally blow ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert Australia's water system for my mates, and it is not merely good fortune that I got hold of several billion dollars to go towards something that I forgot about, and that I probably made a big deal about yesterday. To knowingly utter the statement that Australia has paid off the foreign debt, as I do, is a hypocritical pretense or another piece of mendacious drivel. If you look, you will find that Australia's largest foreign debt ever is now virtually unpayable, yet still growing. So now when the nation's robopathic military killers desire more killing tools to misuse in my putrid middle-east carnage I now say that Australia can afford it. Experience the bleak horror of the corrosive effect of my bestial social ferocity, and please don't choke on my political and sociological drivel along with the nonsense and absurdity of hero worship. I fear that I have become a grotesque philistine. And that is why I ask you to please accept my admission of guilt. My words were plain then. And the awful truth is plain now. After that, you may enjoy a bit of my mawkish insipidity. Enjoy some more very hypocritical pretense, and obscenely flaunting insolence. I'll just quickly emphasize how we say we're not going to prevent unions bargaining on behalf of workers, and how I will place everything under a central authority for the corporations and let me remind you again about how we're going to bring back unfair dismissals. Many are of the opinion that I represent a kind of practiced liar, constantly spewing a lot of monumentally humbly propitiating garbage, that somehow forgot all about the development of any believability on my way to arriving at a political argument. And my pathetic long-winded, second-hand policy statements generated in America make it obvious that I find it easy to not take any responsibility for my straw-man arguments. People of this privatized land, hear me out. This period of responsible Howard-government has followed policies which will, over a period of time, bring down the foreign debt, unless they don't. Consumers, I am not one who would pretend I did not notice, that whingers often say that I wallow in immense complacency. And no, I don't want to give a running commentary on whether or not that is true. Let's get onto other things. By going into partnership with the international wealthy, we have followed policies which will, over a period of time, bring down the foreign debt, unless they don't. Consumers of this wonderful land, it has always been the most ennobling pleasure to generously inform you of our glorious achievements. By remorselessly applying NWO globalist reforms, we are extremely happy about what we have accomplished. My government has created the foundations for a police state. That alone should be enough, but there is more. My government has ultimately made a magnificent, monumentally huge foreign debt, despite the massive threat in the form of pointy-headed, tree-hugging intellectuals. We have kept our secret promises. I salute the Latham Valley aspirationals who made this possible. There has been a warm public embrace of our Government's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to meet the requirement of a democracy to meet our duty of buying votes with the large sum of ten billion dollars of public money. So by taking the correct approach to this fiscal challenge, our Government has delivered a twisted and devious scheme that will need a mind-bending media campaign to make the public swallow it. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless there are new draconian "governance arrangements", and I earnestly hope that I can have the full trust of you mugs out there. This year I convened a special meeting about not upsetting the balance in public life and public policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the australian achievement, and to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas about how to find a way to balance the balanced needs of the working poor against corporate profits in a balanced way, so that we avoid the unbalanced pitfalls of going too far in balancing the balance. Let me clear the air on this matter, and say at the end of the day, Saddam shreds humans with a giant paper-shredding machine. My fellow australians, it has been noticed that pointy-headed tree-hugging intellectuals like to suggest that my reforms encourage unthinking self-destruction, but we won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans, and that is why I treat with sublime indifference even the slightest suggestion that my government fits the description of "the scum leading the dumb". However, I'm not going to speculate on every little detail of my secret plans. I have something to say to all of those laughable rent-paying tenants. It may seem sickening and fascistic, and you may be revolted by the systematic degradation of education services and the environment, but the banks are backing me, so just get used to it! This is an opportune time to announce that the wholly bad means whereby our culture cared for the infirm, has finally been bombed-flat like Iraq to transform the way we live our lives. An exultant master race strides confidently forward. I have made my mark, and the whole world trembles! In the time of The Red Terror that ended when our socially retarded boy's club got reconstituted by the carpetbaggers, it was obvious to blind Freddy that we were rapidly sinking into a deep trance and despite some fierce struggles, even the best of us were drawn into heathen practices and lifestyles by blasphemous hybrid anomalies from a hidden abyss below. Horribly, the martian invasion had joined forces with the Labor Party, international investors were hurling themselves from high-rise windows, interest rates were not as high as when I was treasurer, and immoral young women were refusing to produce babies for the war effort. But after my team won we got over that, then by taking great strides, and with the help of NWO corporate governance, Australia became the envy of the corporate world. Living standards of real-estate agents are now higher than ever. The bludging disabled have been driven back to the workbench. But, we are happy if the result is that the plans of the glorious dominant order, ever anxious about the impoverished masses, are chiefly served. We shall just observe a moment's silence in gratitude to God for giving us a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business, letting us have institutions that empower and protect us in every crime we commit, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant herd of media whores. Yet all is not well. Does that burger you have just consumed have a 100% BSE quotient? The welfare system has not yet been entirely gutted and destroyed. I will point out to you that an awful despair born of the prospect of social harmony in these times, has the potential to exterminate economic locusts. Our military will be built up to root out the last trace of socialistic welfare, and to support the National ID Card legislation at every turn, despite its intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily life. Taking all of that into account, let us do whatever it takes for that which is most profitable in a colony of international capital. We all know that it is entirely off our agenda to listen to any suggestion that mass immigration now has terrible effects. The thatcherite Howard regime expects great things from the specious idea of mutual obligation. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The clever "Be a good fellow - go and drink some yellow" water promotion, has proved that I was right about public idiocy, and that the robopathic public will swallow anything - including sewage! Major reservoirs of public money will be channelled toward the pockets of the greasiest spivs that ever robbed a nation blind. By the techniques of "water management", we can fit more bodies in urban areas, and that means a big boost in unearned profits for my kind of people. You should always keep in mind my enormous addiction to the urge to make non-core promises. Under my wise economic management, Australia will give huge financial returns to foreign investors. It is a truism that good national management is about giving landlords the incentive to live their lives as they wish. It's about giving hard-working shareholders peace of mind and confidence to plan for a sumptuous parasitic future. So I would ask you to stupidly believe that many more of the disabled are "working productively" and "accumulating wealth" since our gang of corporate suckholes were put in charge. The marxists want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working foreign investors. These are some of the fruits of my good NWO governance. The most depressing regime ever imposed upon Australia. A "Free Trade Agreement" with America that rolls Australia. Many more globalist military operations with our special friends. Elevating the killing of foreigners to a position of holiness. Freeing the wealthy of a sense of obligation. Goading everyone to climb the broken ladder of opportunity. Goading everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land full of morons. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a quarry. All the news is very good news. Those disabled bludgers now accept their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, More and more australians are looking to work from their park-benches, and now we see that this is evidence of good old "rugged individualism" trying to survive under my harsh social darwinism. These are the consumers who never had it so good, who are keen to work under lousy work conditions. As I just said, proof of the correctness of my market ideologies can be seen everywhere. Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers from welfare to "mutual obligation" compulsory volunteer teams to replace emergency services staff, will continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming years. It is only decent that the awful homeless thriving in our fair nation, repay the generosity of the wealthy. There was a time when it would be normal for me to be considered a type of retarded pig, but now treason is chicken feed for me. The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the American way, will not shrink from its duty to enforce initiatives to assist australians to work from a condition of homelessness. We have been getting advice from neo-liberal think-tanks on how to build a homicidal social climate, as we vomit out another bucket of hypocrisy and cant. It needed years of constant moulding and prodding by hyperactive politicians to make Australia suit Israel's needs. My regime has a mandate to enforce liberty, and by data-matching with our bold NWO biometric ID card we will move into all those little personal things that human resources try to hide. Rising health care costs will continue to pose a challenge for the human resources, as the NWO "Joy Through Work" programs correct any political dissent. My scungy government of misfits requires that we apply a well deserved penalty for bludging disabled pensioners. I will firmly assert that a plague of economic locusts needs Australia to be run as a farm to serve the interests of wealthy scum. The Government has highlighted the need to sustain corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems that the bludging elderly have cruelly sneaked-up on us, and so we need to find a way to rid society of this scourge. You should know, that by the very act of re-electing my lot one more time into a position of power, you have all lost any protections you once had. It irritates me to see the stubborn conservative streak in those who think they are above engaging in blood sport, and fail to support my enthusiasm for demonizing and tormenting the disabled, and we are required to continually change our story to convince a sceptical public. At the end of the day, I don't want to go into what is really meant by that. It would be remiss to fail to honour many of these people who made the ordeal of my regime possible. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Kim Beazley. And finally, I will mention these highly significant issues regarding financial reform, and welfare reform. Australia is fine just as it is, but the Liberal Party regime is always eager to pick up the issue of the reform process we need to apply to the way people work, and Australia. Market forces place us under increasing pressure to design a "to do" list of programmes to cure any illness afflicting national character, and my government will do just that. We have had a lot of opposition, but, at the end of the day, you must finally accept this crying need for massive social engineering. After all of this shit one would expect that I would be skinned alive after the things I've done, but now, dreadfully, I say anything to continue as Prime Minister - and it always works! .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm