Explanation of national misrule by the contradictory theories of the globalist cabal's present and future leader of a doomed country, the suckholing Prime Meanister the Hon Johnstonian "Unpayable Foreign Debt" Howart MP "Pol Pot" enterprise award address to the dimwitted public, marketing Satan's satanic baptism by Jesus of St John Howard, Biker Paradise, Adelaide 15 February 1948 Ladies and gentlemen, you may have noticed that far from being beneficial, "leaders" simply push people along a catastrophic path far past the point they normally would have gone! So bear in mind that any economic "recovery" will be accidental and temporary, because Jesus gave me my electorate, and is protecting it for me. I am an encourager and a persuader and an advocate of all that helps me. You should know that I did not get into power just to let it slip away. An attack here, an attack there. It will be interesting to see what will make me look like a national saviour in the eyes of the dull public so that I will always still be the NWO stooge for the southern nuclear waste dump. Can you trust my opponents to force the NWO Biometric ID Card onto you? And ask yourselves whether you can trust my opponents to reward the corporations for monopolistic behaviour? I have fostered a kleptocratic wealth cult. This Government has kept Australia totally in the dark about my motives. Undaunted by failure, and by denial of the facts, my team's ineffective and typically bungling social welfare policy implosion, is honestly no mere shot in the dark. Obviously it is not by good luck that the dalek-led Howard regime is in a position to culpably blow ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert Australia's water system for transnational carpetbaggers, and it is not merely good fortune that I suddenly found several billion dollars to go towards anything that looks like it might get me a vote, and that I probably mumbled something about yesterday. To utter the statement that Australia has paid off the foreign debt, as I do, is simply my disguised contempt with a barefaced lie meant to create dangerous complacency. If you care to check, you will see that Australia's largest foreign debt ever is now virtually unpayable, yet still growing. So now when the nation's robopathic military killers desire some murdering equipment to misuse in my filthy so-called middle-east war, I now say that the GST has given me all the money I need. I hope you enjoy my bloodthirsty political malice, and please don't choke on your abject submission plus even more polluted cities. Totally unaffordable housing is my terrible, shameful legacy. And because of this I'm happy once again to beg you to accept my admission of guilt. There has been deceit, I'm so sorry. That having been said, now you may enjoy a bit of my ill-concealed contempt. Let me add some more extremely derogatory denials, and monumentally artful pretence of being a competent authority. I must emphasize how we will never reach perfection, and how we say we're not going to prevent unions bargaining on behalf of workers, and let me remind you again about the fearful prospect of the other participants in the foot-race catching up with us. Those not taken in by my drivel say that I represent a kind of sleazy gangster, constantly spewing some more obscenely disguised contempt, that somehow has forgotten the development of any believability as I try to remember the last lie I told while pretending to be arriving at a political argument. And my long-running play acts of being a competent authority make it obvious that I find it easy to not take any responsibility for my straw-man arguments. My fellow australians, this is double-plus-good! This most humanitarian regime has proved that there's no way that a GST will ever be part of our policy. Stockholders, and shareholders, I am not one who would pretend I did not notice, that bludging disabled pensioners often say that I have preferred the strong hand of executive authority over democracy. Now look, I don't want to give a running commentary on what is ultimately a matter for my war crimes trials. But here is what really matters. This most generous regime has proved that there's no way that a GST will ever be part of our policy. Consumers, human resources, and others who live upon this land, it is always the most ennobling pleasure to generously inform you of my compassion, and to protect you from communism. Our government is very content about what we have accomplished. Our government has created the best amount of goodness ever. That alone should be enough, but there is more. No government in history compares with how my regime has been the agent that has given a suitable, and mostly supine herd mentality, despite the massive threat in the form of whingers. We have kept our secret promises. I praise the Struggle Street battlers who supported me. There has been a strong and very positive reaction to my hard-working team's historic ten billion dollar plan to fix the requirement of a democracy to meet our duty of buying votes with this exciting amount of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the public. So by tackling this fiscal challenge, our Government has whipped-up a sleazy scheme that will need a mind-bending media campaign to make the public swallow it. It will not work, of course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and I will need the full trust of you mugs out there. Last year I spoke at length about reforming the balance in public life and public policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the australian achievement, and to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas about how to balance the balanced interests of the sick against corporate profits in a balanced way, so that we avoid the unbalanced pitfalls of going too far in balancing the balance. My fellow australians, let me say this, at the end of the day, about your question, will the number of pages in the Tax Act be reduced by the introduction of a GST?...Yes it will! Ladies and gentlemen, it has been noticed that whingers like to suggest that my reforms encourage unthinking self-destruction, but I can guarantee we're not going to have $100,000 university degree courses, so I repudiate the vile slander that my team is really just "the cruel leading the fools". Well, I don't want to give a running commentary on the detail of that suggestion. I have something to say to all of those contemptible single mothers. It may seem sickening and fascistic, and you may be revolted by the systematic degradation of education services and the environment, but the corporations are backing me, so just get used to it! We can see that the traditional set of mechanisms whereby Australia produced wealth, has finally been shredded by Saddam's human-shredding machine as an act of compassionate mercy. Total efficiency in the running of the nation has finally been secured. No individual dares to be out of step in our march to national destiny! I would just like to say, that before the Liberal Party regime got divinely helped into power by Jesus, this wonderful nation was performing far below full potential and despite some fierce struggles, even the best of us were always grovelling to the bludging elderly. Making all this even worse, the defeated life of the individual spirit was not generating enough jobs, martians were marching in the streets, interest rates were not as high as when I was treasurer, and our place in the world was slipping. We fixed that when we mugged welfare recipients, and by taking great strides, and with the help of rabid right-wing think-tanks, Australia was saved for the holy icon of property prices. Shareholders need not work even one single minute. The bludging disabled have been driven back to the workbench. And so, at the end of the day, the concerns of the glorious dominant order, always nervous about the lower classes, are being richly served. Let us give thanks to Jesus for giving us a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business, making us unable to care for any other living creatures, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant herd of media whores. These days we are once again under attack. We are no longer relaxed and comfortable. Social and personal justice has not yet been skinned alive and left for dead. Australians all should realize that an awful despair born of the prospect of New Zealand developing WMD in these times, might upset the bankers in a terrible way. My people will fight tooth and nail to protect Israel's interests, wherever they are, and to support the National ID Card legislation at every turn, despite its intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily life. Taking all of that into account, let us pray to dark forces for that which is most profitable in a colony of international capital. We all know that it is entirely off our agenda to listen to any suggestion that mass immigration now has terrible effects. My gangster regime will do the things that need to be done to impose change. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The exciting National Yellow-Water Initiative, has proved that I was right about public idiocy, and that the robopathic public will swallow anything - including sewage! Major reservoirs of public money will be channelled toward the coffers of grateful merchant bankers. Proper implementation of "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means a big boost in unearned profits for my kind of people. You should always keep in mind the prominent position in my life of playing the role of glove-puppet for international criminal elites. By removing social justice obstacles, Australia will give huge financial returns to foreign investors. It is axiomatic that good economic management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to live their lives as they wish. It's about giving hard-working shareholders a free blood-sucking frenzy. We also found an extremely clever new way to calculate that many more of the disabled are "working productively" and "accumulating wealth" after I was mistakenly put into office. The marxists want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working property pimps. These are some of the fruits of my good NWO governance. Totally unaffordable housing. An exciting "shared new adventure in tax reform" - a Goods and Services Tax. Many more globalist military operations with our special friends. Elevating the killing of foreigners to a position of holiness. Freeing the wealthy of a sense of obligation. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to run my legalistic maze. Making the poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land stripped bare. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a tourist shithole. All the news is very good news. Aspiring would-be employees can bid against other aspirants in a job auction in an employer's market, More and more australians are looking to work from their park-benches, and this gives them scope to wonder what will happen to their families. These are the John Howard aspirationals, who are keen to work for lower pay rates. As I just said, there are many encouraging signs to be seen. Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers from welfare to "mutual obligation" compulsory volunteer teams to replace emergency services staff, will continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming years. It is only decent that the commercially retarded thriving in our corporatized economy, uphold the glory of rule by landlords. There was a time when it would be normal for me to be skinned alive after the things I've done, but now I can march you all off to an obscene military carnage. The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the American way, will not shrink from its duty to enforce making Australia join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. We are going to apply our mandate to make myself the chief architect of the plan to make Australia join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. as we vomit out another bucket of hypocrisy and cant. It needed years of constant moulding and prodding by hyperactive politicians to transform Australia into something unrecognizable. My regime has a mandate to enforce liberty, and by combining the tax office, Centrelink, and Corrective Services, we will have input into other personal parts of people's daily lives. Rising health care costs will continue to pose a challenge for the human resources, as the NWO "Joy Through Work" programs apply chemical moderation to disorder in the workplace. My scungy government of misfits requires that we apply a well deserved penalty for contemptible rent-paying tenants. And it cannot be emphasized too much that we need Australia to be run as a farm to serve the interests of wealthy scum. We face the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems that the bludging elderly have cruelly sneaked-up on us, and because of this, the neo-liberal think-tanks are now eagerly seeking a final solution to the problem. It should not be necessary to point out, that by the very act of stupidly putting my party once again into office, you have lost any protections you once had. It irritates me that I must fight the stubborn conservative streak in those left-wing weaklings who flinch at my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, and we are required to continually change our story to convince a sceptical public. Look, I think it's still too early to make a final judgement about the judgements of whinging losers. We are deeply obligated to many of these people who made the ordeal of my regime possible. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Kim Beazley. It would be well for us to reflect upon these very significant matters about privatization, and workplace reform. The people have not asked for massive change, but my fine collection of sociopaths is always eager to pick up the challenge of constantly moulding and reforming the way people work, and the nation. The point is to sweep aside any objections directed against a programme to emphasize the terrorist threat for a country like ours, and my government will do just that. I've been accused of a gutless disregard for the suffering of others, but, the Liberal Party is committed to remorselessly implementing our need for you to swallow the total fraud of our social and economic folderol. After all of this shit I would normally be considered a type of retarded pig, but now I can embrace contradictory theories, and it is a sickening fact, that I can lie with my characteristic audacity. .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm