The blood lust of the power-mad drives the diseased mind of Dubya's present and future leader of a deeply stupid people, the stern and rigid Prime Monster the Hog Johnathan "Homeless Australia" Hogwart MP "Joe Stalin" enterprise award worker whipping orgy, at a very putrid, foreskin slicing harvest of regrets day, Paradise Park Toxic Waste Dump, Melbourne 10 September 1666 We are all familiar with how in a robust democracy there is always room for expressions of opinion different from mine, in which case they are wrong! So be warned that your life will be more brutal and degrading, because if you play with me you play with fire. Governments cannot legislate to enforce themselves winning again, but some things help. Remember that your mutual obligation requires you to "move on" when I peevishly tell you to. A bomb here, a bomb there. Some may ask how the "invaders" will try to "invade" so that it will make me look like a brave little statesman for political purposes, and to help me gloat that I will always remain an unflushable thing that bobs around in the lavatory bowl. Ask yourselves can you trust my opponents to viciously vilify the poor? And also ask yourselves who it is you would trust to reward the corporations for monopolistic behaviour? I am only good for laying wreaths at war cemeteries. I want to thank you all very much for believing my crap. Rooted in prejudice, and by misrepresentation, the Liberal Party team's appalling and totally disastrous foreign relations planning debacle, surely must be understood as not the result of random forces. I claim it is not merely good fortune that my Government will be planning to stupidly spend billions of dollars of your money to make a gift of your national water assets for transnational carpetbaggers, nor is it by a toss of the dice that somebody gave me a huge pile of taxpayer money that will be going to something that seemed like a good idea at the time, and that I probably mumbled something about at some point. To knowingly suggest that Australia has no foreign debt, as I am prone to do, is nothing more than my mendacious tongue set loose with a deliberate attempt to deceive you. If you care to check, you will see that Australia's largest foreign debt ever has grown massively, and is still growing. Now when our soldiers request some murdering equipment to carry into my filthy so-called middle-east war, I point out that Oz shitkickers will supply the money. Enjoy some of my complacent platitudes, and I advise taking great care with my hardened indifference along with even more crowded and violent cities. Somebody please stop me before I lie again. And that is why I assure you that sometimes one needs to accept my most abject apology. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but the problem is in the modern media perceptions. Here, let me offer you some crafty deception. Perhaps a little more very concatenated pedantries, and monumentally stupid downright nonsense. I'll just quickly point out the new rules and systems in our workplace culture, and how we haven't deceived the Australian people, and I may have forgotten to tell you about how I will impose a NWO ID card on all human resources. After years of my antics, many people are of the opinion that I typify that type of rotten demagogue, always drawling some monumentally consoling platitudes, who forgot all about any serious plausibility as I try to remember the last lie I told while pretending to be expounding an honest political viewpoint. And my extremely far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity reveal how easy it has become to have an opinion I'm not prepared to take any responsibility for. Human resources, we have gone to war against Eastasia, and I have some more good news! The humanitarian Howard regime has forgotten that the Tax Act has grown from 3,000 to over 9,000 pages. My dear corporate assets, I have noticed, that my critics like to suggest that I encourage apathetic and indifferent zombies. Look, I don't want to go into what is really meant by that. I would rather talk about other things. The best government in the history of this nation, has definitely got the globalist fundamentals right. My friends who reside within our wonderful Southern Quarry, it has always been among the greatest experiences, and always a great honour to briefly touch upon our achievements, and to protect you from communism. Our determination to plough-forward no matter what, makes us particularly happy to stand on our record. By remorselessly applying NWO globalist reforms, we have ultimately made the most catastrophic social mess in the history of this country. Is there more? Yes there is. Through the mercy of Jesus, I have been the agent that has given a fire-sale of Australia's public assets, because we would not accept any obstruction from the truth about anything at all. I have kept my promises, unless I haven't, but we have all moved on. I salute those who volunteered their labour for the sake of the corporations. Never has there been such a welcoming response to my Government's ten billion dollar plan to meet the great challenge of working out what to do with the large sum of ten billion dollars of public money. So by taking the correct approach to these fundamental problems, the Government has delivered a twisted and devious scheme that will prove very thrilling for some corporations. It will not work, of course, unless I can get the mugs to carry the financial burdens of adjustment, and I earnestly hope that I can have agreement from an easy to manipulate robopathic public. We were pleased to recently speak at length about the wonderful balance we now see in public life and public policy, which has been a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Liberal Government, and to discuss issues of deeply balanced financial interest about how to find a way to balance justice against the interests of the wealthy in a balanced way, so that the balanced interests of the right people get the most balance. If I want someone to trust me, I just say, sincerely, that others should volunteer their labour, when I never volunteer my own useless labour. Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, I have noticed that pointy-headed tree-hugging intellectuals are fond of suggesting that my team is hopelessly awash in corruption, but we won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans, and I repudiate even the slightest suggestion that the government is really just "a turd leading the herd". When all is said and done, I think it's still too early to make a final judgement about whether or not that is true. I have a message for those pathetic bludgers who are doing it tough. It may make you sick to see the continual degradation of public health, and transport, but the banks are backing me, and there is nothing you can do about it! We can see that the weak and insipid group of institutions whereby this nation used to perform, has now, in accord with market principles been bombed-flat like Iraq because it stood in the way of my reform agenda. Economic reform proudly stands on the ashes of the weak old order. Now we see how far our Fatherland has come! For some years before my fine collection of sociopaths got divinely helped into power by Jesus, anyone could see how we were not producing enough wealth for landlords and even the best of us were drawn into heathen practices and lifestyles by the satanic elite. Not surprisingly, the beating heart of a good people mutated into a new definition of horror, the Labor Party had gotten people to engage in a frenzy of public fornication, inflation had the country in its grip, and Iraq was planning to invade. I finally tore the welfare dependency fetus from its womb, bashed its brains out on a rock, and by applying fiscal rectitude, and with the help of NWO corporate governance, the nation was saved for transnational carpetbaggers. No banker fears having to live anywhere near any signs of poverty. We are winning the war against the poor. But, we are happy if the result is that the concerns of the landed gentry, always nervous about the masses, are chiefly served. Let us give thanks to Jesus for all those chickens we could shit out of wholesome aussie guts, letting us run every kind of creepy racket you can imagine, and for letting us get away with blue, bloody, mass murder. But now, a new threat has appeared. Unseen alien intelligences envy us, and they are laying their plans against us. The welfare system has not yet been entirely uprooted and destroyed. It is true that the darkness spawned by the prospect of New Zealand developing WMD in this exciting "shared adventure" in reform, could derail the NWO. My people will put themselves in harm's way to destroy all cheap housing, and to support the National ID Card legislation at every turn, despite its imputation that every australian is a cheat. Because of these things, I am committed to preserving that which is most profitable in a nuclear waste dump for other nations. Even if anyone notices it you will not hear me say that we are overpopulating this country. My despicable gang of thugs will impose whatever draconian force is needed to bring about change. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The strong and raging public thirst for sewage, has proved that I was right about public idiocy, and that we could sell turd muffins with a cherry on top, to all the morons out there. Major lakes of public money will be poured into the pockets of grateful "investors". Success in "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means that the public has been suckered once again by those infected with rapacious greed. You should always keep in mind my enormous weakness for the need to set a record for the longest orgy of social and economic vandalism. By removing social justice obstacles, Australia will join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. It is axiomatic that good economic management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to squeeze the maximum out of australians. It's about giving a plague of economic locusts a very good suck on public assets. So I would ask you to stupidly believe that more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have been "created" since I slithered into office. My critics want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working bankers. Here is some of what I gave to you. Increasing homelessness. Numerous cowardly acts of brutality and cynicism. Increased profits for the corporations that want cheaper labour. Some extra belt-tightening for the sick. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of futility. Goading the pensioners to try harder. Making the elderly ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land to exploit. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a reliable, friendly dog. Vindications of my reform policies abound. The elderly homeless now accept their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Many human resources spend their days picking through garbage bins, and now we see that this is evidence of a "do it yourself" enterprise culture. These are the battlers from Struggle Street, who are keen to work under lousy work conditions. My critics are now silent, because, proof of the correctness of my market ideologies can be seen everywhere. Moving many more doddering blue-rinse bludgers from disabled pensions to the soap, fertilizer, and bone-meal factory, will continue to be a top priority for conservative government in coming years. It is only fair that the "life unworthy of life" thriving in our compassionate nation, feed a plague of economic locusts. After all of this shit one would expect that I would be burnt on a pyre for what I've done, but no-one stops me now, and I can spew out the most gormless nonsense, and still be believed. The Liberal Party - the party of the mastery of human weakness and frailty, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to enforce non-optional exposure to the harsh winds of holy market forces. We are going to apply our mandate to make myself the chief architect of homelessness-based businesses, as we put our own snouts deep into the trough of public money. It needed years of constant moulding and prodding by hyperactive politicians to mould Australia to suit America's needs. Australian work life will now increasingly come under penal sanctions, and by data-matching with our bold NWO biometric ID card we will move into other personal parts of people's daily lives. Government will pass-on rising health care costs to consumers as we increasingly medicate away those personal feelings of unease that afflict the lower classes. The NWO dictates that a suitable regime of punishment is developed for single mothers. I will firmly assert that a plague of economic locusts needs Australia to join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. We face the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. And so, we find ourselves with a surplus of charmless geriatrics on our hands, and so we need to find a clinical solution to rid us of this problem. People should understand, that by the very act of stupidly putting me one more time into a position of power, you have all made yourselves "fair game". It always bothers me when I see the absence of a sense of adventure in those who refuse to embrace my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, but I will ignore that for the moment, as I have more to say on happier things. However, I haven't seen that, and I don't need to. Thank you to so many of those who involved themselves in my schemes. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Kim Beazley. I will touch on some highly vital issues concerning privatization, and the reform process. This nation is fine just as it is, but my gang of mongrels is straining at the leash to carry out the ongoing job of reforming and moulding all the national institutions, and australian society. The reform process places us under increasing pressure to come up with a shopping list of programmes to cure any illness afflicting national character, and I will do just that. We have had fierce opposition from most of the public, but, at the end of the day, this bold, visionary government is committed to remorselessly implementing the neoliberal challenge to radically remould Australia. In wiser times I would normally be considered lower than dirt, but now I seem to get away with anything, and amazingly, I can march you all off to an obscene military carnage. .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm