Turdscrape of a discourse on unaffordable housing
courtesy of the treacherous and cowardly attacks
launched by the Zionist fraternity's harsh
laxative, the crawling Pry Mincer the Hun
Johnathan "NWO ID Card" Hogyard MP "Work you
bludger" national unemployment day worker whipping
orgy, at the first prick teasing Liberal party
day, Gongnong East, Sydney 14 May 2000

You may have noticed that the idea of the select
few taking the big decisions appeals to me, so let
me warn you that in accordance with the
guidelines, if you play with me you play with
fire. My fellow Australians, you want a change at
the next election. Well, you can't have it! I've
always believed that the aim of politics is to
stay in power. A 911 here, a 911 there. Where will
it be this time? I wonder how many lies and
incidents about "the war on terror" it will take
to allow me to use "national security" to appear
as a credible leader for political purposes, and
to help me gloat that I will always be the
victorious darling of the media whores.

Would you trust my opponents to make the people of
Australia mean and vicious? And also who do you
really trust to reward my special friends?

I am a repellent and cowardly ideologue and sneak.
The war on terror is a clever distortion of the
truth. Worn by time, and in a frenzy of malice,
the dalek-led Howard regime's ineffective and
totally depressing free trade planning debacle, is
honestly not just a fluke. It is not by a toss of
the dice that the dalek-led Howard regime can
stupidly spend billions of dollars of your money
to make a gift of your national water assets for a
horde of economic locusts, nor is it by a toss of
the dice that somebody gave me a huge pile of
taxpayer money that will be going to something
that seemed like a good idea at the time, and that
I probably mentioned at some point.

To suggest that Australia has no foreign debt, as
I am prone to do, is downright nonsense and a
sleazy attempt to pull the wool over your eyes. In
fact, the huge foreign debt has grown massively,
and is still growing.

Now when our killing machines request weapons to
carry into my pointless bloody foreign conflicts,
I point out that you can afford it.

Be repelled by your first taste of my apocalyptic
vision, and I advise taking great care with the
increasing hollowness and unreality of media
spectacles added to your dismay at how pestilence
and famine makes its entry.

You have been sleepwalking, and now it is time to
wake up from the soporific power of my dull inert
force. And because of this I humbly beg you to
accept my most abject apology. Democratic
institutions are often destroyed by such
behaviour. Now, let me offer you some implacable
resentment. Here is some more extremely flowery
circumlocution, and massively mawkish insipidity.
I must point out how I will impose a NWO ID card
on all human resources and the glory of embracing
"economic reform", and I may have forgotten to
tell you about how the sole purpose of our changes
is to introduce flexibilities and changes and
alterations in our workplace relations culture.

Some say that I typify that type of rotten
demagogue, always drawling a lot of obscenely
facile criticism, who has forgotten any serious
believability as I struggle with expounding an
honest political viewpoint. And my extremely
long-winded drones reveal how easy it has become
to hide in a political bear-cave and not take any
responsibility for my straw-man arguments.

My dear corporate human resources, I am about to
reward your patience. The best sociopathic
government that international banks could buy, has
done a terrific job. Work units, I have noticed,
that weaklings like to suggest that I radiate
ill-concealed contempt, At the end of the day, I
don't want to go into the judgements of whinging
losers. I would rather talk about other things. My
team has shown that we won't just automatically
click our heels and follow the Americans.

Confused voters of our wonderful Southern Quarry,
I have to tell you, that it is among the greatest
experiences, and always a great honour to briefly
touch upon my megalomania, and to protect you from
accidental castration. My government is
particularly happy to stand on our record. Please
let me proudly point out that I have delivered a
fire-sale of Australia's public assets. And there
is more. Please let me proudly point out that I
have delivered Heaven on Earth, because we would
not accept any obstruction from whingers. I have
kept my promises, unless I haven't, but we have
all moved on. I salute the Latham Valley
aspirationals who made this possible.

A wonderful sign of our success, has been massive
and enthusiastic public support for the
Government's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to
meet the great challenge of working out what to do
with this exciting amount of ten billion dollars
of public money. So by tackling this historical
challenge, the Government has whipped-up a sleazy
scheme that will prove very thrilling for some
corporations. This political trick will not work,
of course, unless there are new draconian
"governance arrangements", and I appeal for
agreement from an easy to manipulate robopathic
public.

I recently spoke regarding the balance we now see
in public life and public policy, which has been a
balanced hallmark of the achievement of the
balanced Liberal Government, and to discuss issues
of deeply balanced financial interest about how to
balance democracy against the interests of the
wealthy in a balanced way, so that the balanced
interests of the right people get the most
balance.

If I want someone to trust me, I just say,
sincerely, I stand by the fact that before we
entered the war, we had a very strong intelligence
assessment that Iraq had a WMD capability. Ladies
and gentlemen and my fellow australians, it has
been noticed that whingers are fond of suggesting
that my team is hopelessly awash in corruption,
but I can guarantee we're not going to have
$100,000 university degree courses, and that is
why I totally reject the vile slander that my
regime fits the description of "the gutless
leading the nutless". Of course, I'm not going to
be pushed into analyzing what is ultimately a
matter for my war crimes trials. I have a message
for those laughable critics of my behaviour. It
may make you sick to see the continual degradation
of public health, and transport, but the
corporations are backing me, and there is nothing
you can do about it!

It has been very satisfying to see that the
failure-prone group of institutions whereby this
country once functioned, has now, in accord with
market principles been shredded by Saddam's
human-shredding machine in our lifetimes. The
opening up of the economy has been revealed. We
can now proudly march to endless noble wars with
our strong brothers!

Even though we live in an economic and social
Paradise now, in the years before I was elected, I
saw how we were proving to be a terrible
disappointment to bankers and most of us were
always grovelling to The Kremlin. As well as that,
the Outer Darkness had turned workers into total
bludgers and malingerers, banks could not make a
suitable profit, people had lost respect for the
rich, and Australia was a Labor Party cesspit of
fornicating disabled pensioners.

But after my team won we got over that, then we
have seen, how by persistence, and with the help
of Zionists, we have sold-off the national assets
cheap to our mates. Landlords can loll in opulence
and luxury, as Jesus intended. We are winning the
war against the poor. But, we are happy if the
result is that the interests of the landed gentry,
ever anxious about the impoverished masses, are
being richly served.

We shall just observe a moment's silence in
gratitude to God for all those chickens we could
shit out of wholesome aussie guts, letting us have
institutions that empower and protect us in every
crime we commit, and for letting us get away with
blue, bloody, mass murder.

Yet... Be alert but not too alert. Social and
personal justice has not been totally cleansed of
satanic forces.

We all can see why the darkness spawned by the
thought of economic equity in this exciting
"shared adventure" in reform, will not lift any
time soon. We must not flinch from any action
needed to keep landlords and bankers safe, and to
support the National ID Card legislation at every
turn, despite its imputation that every australian
is a cheat.

Because of these things, let us do whatever it
takes for the need for consumers to stay dull in a
country that is now an arsewipe for international
carpetbaggers. Even if anyone notices it you will
not hear me say that mass immigration now has
terrible effects.

The government is prepared to do the things that
need to be done to others. The next challenge is a
frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban
water problem. The creative "The Best Turd In The
Herd" sewage-enriched water promotion, shows that
with total media spin and by avoiding inconvenient
facts, we could sell turd muffins with a cherry on
top, to all the morons out there. Major lakes of
public money will be poured into the satchels of
international carpetbaggers. By the techniques of
"water management", we can fit more bodies in
urban areas, and that means that the public has
been suckered once again by those infected with
rapacious greed. You should always keep in mind
the prominent position in my life of fits of
uncontrollable grovelling to those who seem
powerful.

If we get these big things right, Australia will
join the international brotherhood of third-world
nations. I've always believed that good economic
management is about giving foreign investors the
freedom and opportunity to squeeze the maximum out
of australians. It's about giving a plague of
economic locusts a free kick at the poor. We also
found an extremely clever new way to calculate
that more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have been
"created" since I slithered into office. My
critics want you to believe that this is not
genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
bankers.

Here is some of what I gave to you. A scare
campaign replete with various bogeymen. A "Free
Trade Agreement" with America that rolls
Australia. Increased profits for the corporations
that want cheaper labour. Some extra
belt-tightening for the sick. Freeing the wealthy
of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb
the broken ladder of opportunity. Goading the
pensioners to try harder. Making the elderly
ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation
of Australia, as a land full of drooling idiots.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a very
trusting dog.

Vindications of my reform policies abound. Those
disabled bludgers now understand their obligations
to those who live in well-deserved inherited
opulence, Many human resources spend their days
picking through garbage bins, and this is what
Liberal Party economic reform is all about! These
people are not scared to die for one of my
reforms, and who are keen to work for lower pay
rates. My critics are now silent, because,
vindications of my reform policies abound.

Moving many more doddering blue-rinse bludgers
from disabled pensions to privatized chain-gangs,
will continue to be a top priority for
conservative government in coming years. It is
only fair that the pathetic losers thriving in our
globalized economy, help the keen investors. After
all of this shit one would expect that I would be
seen as the spawn of Satan, but now the robopathic
public cheers everything I do.

The Liberal Party - the party of the mastery of
human weakness and frailty, joyfully embraces the
NWO mandate to enforce non-optional exposure to
the harsh winds of holy market forces. We will be
taking additional steps to make myself the chief
architect of the darwinian social outcomes of the
level playing field of personal competition, as we
put our own snouts deep into the trough of public
money.

It has taken many years of economic and social
reform before Australia became the streamlined
form required by globalist bankers. In partnership
with the NWO we will control national resources,
and by combining the tax office, Centrelink, and
Corrective Services, we will have input into other
personal parts of people's daily lives.

Government will pass-on rising health care costs
to consumers as we find suitable chemical cures
for the anger caused by living under a corrupt
regime. The NWO dictates that a suitable regime of
punishment is developed for those who fail to work
convincingly for the wealthy. And it cannot be
emphasized too much that we need Australia to join
the international brotherhood of third-world
nations. I have highlighted the challenge of
sustaining corporate prosperity as our society
ages. The crippling economic burden of caring for
old croakers confronts us, and because of this,
the neo-liberal think-tanks are now eagerly
seeking an efficient outcome.

It should be clear by now, that by the very act of
putting myself and my team once again into office,
you have all made yourselves "fair game". It
always bothers me when I notice the absence of a
sense of adventure in those who think they are
above engaging in blood sport, and fail to support
my radical reform agenda, but I will ignore that
for the moment, as I have more to say on happier
things. Well, I'm not going to speculate on what
will be revealed in my war crimes trials.

My thanks go to so many of those who involved
themselves in my schemes. Landlords. Financiers.
Crooked developers. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Kim Beazley.

I will need to mention something briefly about
these extremely vital issues regarding
corporatization, and welfare reform. We have great
institutions, but my team of slimy conmen and
solid members of the middle class are straining at
the leash to carry out those things that will help
to reform all the national institutions, and
australian society. Market forces place us under
increasing pressure to engineer some ways to
emphasize the terrorist threat for a country like
ours, and I will do just that. It has been said
that our reform agenda is a pile of NWO shit, but,
I urge you to bravely accept and embrace the
fire-sale of Australia's public assets. In wiser
times I would normally be skinned alive after the
things I've done, but no-one stops me now, and
dreadfully, my future of benefiting from proceeds
of crime is assured.

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