The taint of megalomania rises from the economic
absurdity of the variable theories uttered by the
coalition's present and future leader of a doomed
country, the pernicious Prime Minister the Hon
John "NWO ID Card" HogWartChoices MP "You bloody
smart arse" national education plea, marketing the
first child molesting 100th year of Satanist
paedophiles in Government celebration, Latham
Valley, Sydney 29 April 1948

Much has been said and written about how I have
the courage of my hypocrisies. That is why I say
that you will live in fear, because my regime
promotes the rise of the "enterprise worker".
Governments cannot legislate to enforce themselves
winning again, but some things help. My regime has
always offered you choice in which "official
story" to believe. You must never forget that it
is not for you to know "state secrets". I won't
speculate about how the "terrorists" will create a
"national emergency" so that I will stick like
excrement to a blanket, and always slither back
into office.

Who do you really trust to gutlessly vilify the
disabled? And ask yourselves whether you can trust
my opponents to properly punish the poor?

I am alarmed, indeed, when I see what damage I've
done to decent people. Totally unaffordable
housing is my terrible, shameful legacy. Can I
humbly say, that in a conspiracy by bigots and
blockheads, the National Government's awful and
extremely catastrophic economic vision failure,
should be seen as no simple accident. Obviously it
is not by good luck that my Government will be
planning to criminally misuse ten billion dollars
of Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert
Australia's water system for my mates, and it is
not only random chance that I suddenly found
several billion dollars to go towards something
that I forgot about, and that I probably crowed
about in the middle of one of my
self-congratulating drones.

To ever claim that Australia has no debt, as I
constantly do, is nothing more than downright
nonsense or a flight of deceptive and extreme
fantasy. In fact, Australia's huge foreign debt is
still growing.

I suppose you can notice that when the nation's
soldiers need weapons to misuse in my putrid
middle-east carnage I assert that Australia can
afford it.

You may be thoroughly repelled by a huge dose of
my contemptuous disrespect for others, and be
sickened by your barren opportunities along with
horrible involvement in laughable and grotesque
social diversions.

I always want others to volunteer their labour,
when I never volunteer my own worthless labour. In
a desperate attempt to save my soul and to bring
this to an end, I ask you to please accept my
admission of guilt. My damaging admission should
be noted. That having been said, now let me drone
some florid oratory. Here is some more highly
crafty deception, and monumentally cynical
disregard. I must remind you how we are
participating in a foot-race towards an ever
receding finishing line, and how we will never
reach perfection, and I hope I did not forget to
tell you about how we are going to make it easier
to impose workplace agreements.

Increasing numbers of people are of the opinion
that I am that type of practiced liar, addicted to
droning some monumentally condescending
hypocrisies, that somehow has bypassed the
development of any honesty as I try to remember
the last lie I told while pretending to be
developing a political argument. And my extremely
far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity make it
obvious that I find it easy to espouse a position
I'm not prepared to take any responsibility for.

Stockholders, and shareholders, please suspend
disbelief. This most fair and decent regime has
shown that we won't just automatically click our
heels and follow the Americans. People, it has
been drawn to my attention, that bludging disabled
pensioners are fond of suggesting that I run a
filthy kleptocracy. Well, I don't want to give a
running commentary on that, and I don't need to.
Let's get onto other things. Through the mercy of
Jesus, I have done a terrific job.

My dear corporate assets who live upon this Great
Southern Bombing Range, we all know that I find it
to be a great thrill to briefly mention our
achievements, and to keep you safe from invisible
threats. My team is enormously proud to see what
we have changed. By remorselessly applying NWO
globalist reforms, we have delivered the most
catastrophic social mess in the history of this
country. Is there more? Yes there is. My team has
without any doubt, created a return to the proper
way to share the national wealth, even though we
had to climb over huge obstacles erected by
whingers. You have wonderfully trusted my secret
plan. I salute the Latham Valley aspirationals who
made this possible.

There has been heartening support for my
Government's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to
fix the serious challenge of choosing which of our
friends should receive this exciting amount of ten
billion dollars of public money. So by taking the
correct approach to this historical challenge, my
Government has delivered a twisted and devious
scheme that will keep the important people happy.
This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of
course, unless I can get the mugs to carry the
financial burdens of adjustment, and I earnestly
hope that I can have the full cooperation of my
sleazy corporate colleagues.

This year I convened a special meeting about not
upsetting the balance in public life and public
policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Howard
Government, and to consider the most balanced and
profitable ideas about how to balance the balanced
needs of the poor against balanced military
adventures in a balanced way, so that balance is
not replaced by an unbalance toward justice.

For once and for all, let me say at the end of the
day, about your question, will the number of pages
in the Tax Act be reduced by the introduction of a
GST?...Yes it will! My fellow australians, it has
been noticed that contemptible rent-paying tenants
often level the charge that my reforms will create
dystopian slums, but truth is never disposable in
national political life, so I repudiate even the
slightest suggestion that our government is no
better than "the rotten leading the forgotten".
And no, I haven't seen what is really meant by
that. Here is a savage rebuke to all of those
laughable whingers. You may disagree with the poor
getting very much poorer, but the corporations are
backing me, and you voted for me!

You may have already noticed that the gormless and
stupid set of mechanisms whereby the workforce
produced wealth, has now been entirely extirpated
as an example of compassionate conservatism. The
new corporate economy-tailored human being hails
the strong new world order that grew out of the
ashes of the old order. We can now proudly march
to endless noble wars with our strong brothers!

In that awful period leading up to when our gang
of corporate suckholes got promoted to power, this
wonderful nation was comatose and the vast
majority of us were under the control of the
pretty little media talking air-heads. Also,
recycled sewage from an anus of pandemic horror
had turned workers into solid members of the
middle class, businesses were struggling, bad
people were everywhere, and workers failed to
return a large dividend or profit to shareholders.

But my team of criminally insane friends murdered
all that, and by stealth, and with clear goals,
hard work and a sense of purpose, this country has
been turned around. Shareholders need not work
even one single minute. The bludging disabled have
been driven back to the workbench. But, the
outcome is that the plans of the noble patrician
classes, always nervous about the impoverished
masses, are being attended to.

Now we must join our hands in prayer, and thank
The Lord for giving us a country where nobody is
allowed to mind his own business, letting us have
institutions that empower and protect us in every
crime we commit, and the vulgar, sickening, and
untrue, Great Australian Dream.

However, there are new threats. Does that burger
you have just consumed have a 100% BSE quotient?
Public schools have not been stopped from prowling
the streets at night.

I promise you that the creeping horror caused by
the prospect of New Zealand developing WMD in this
exciting "shared adventure" in reform, has the
potential to ruin investor profits. Any stern
action must be applied that will protect Israel's
interests, wherever they are, and to prevent,
unless I don't, the intrusion of a draconian kind
and level into daily life by a National ID Card.

Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us pray
to dark forces for that which is most profitable
in a highly competitive rat-race that is a filthy
misanthropic disgrace. You should know that you
will not be allowed to discuss that there are too
many people in this land.

My gangster regime will do the things that need to
be done to impose change. We will soon face the
challenge of a frontal assault on Australia's
profitable urban water problem. The creative
"Don't Frown - Drink Brown" sewage-enriched water
promotion, has proved that I was right about
public idiocy, and that our regime can build
projects of major financial importance that the
public pay for. Major floods of public money will
be streamed to the coffers of grateful merchant
bankers. Success in "water management" means more
bodies in urban areas, and that means higher
residential rents, and lower wages. You must
never, ever underestimate my enormous weakness for
the urge to smear my dirt over the things that
others find of value.

With a bit of good luck, australians can look
forward to a new era of hard labour in a police
state. I've always believed that good economic
management is about giving landlords the incentive
to end their fears of losing out on some unearned
income. It's about giving hard-working plutocrats
a free blood-sucking frenzy. Since "a job" could
be one hour a week, we can see how more than 1.3
million bludgers have been removed from the
statistics since our gang of corporate suckholes
were put in charge. The homeless want you to
believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell
that to the hard working inheritors of property.

Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. The most depressing regime ever imposed
upon Australia. An exciting "shared new adventure
in tax reform" - a Goods and Services Tax. Wages
and conditions that fit in with an asian future.
The increase in the collection of rent from every
living thing. Freeing the wealthy of any
culpability. Goading everyone to climb the greasy
pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to run my
legalistic maze. Making the poor ashamed and
remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a land full of morons. Preserving
the reputation of Australia, as a nuclear waste
dump.

Proof of the correctness of my market ideologies
can be seen everywhere. The elderly homeless now
understand their obligations to those who live in
well-deserved inherited opulence, Australia will
soon join the international brotherhood of
third-world nations, and this is evidence of good
old "rugged individualism" trying to survive under
my harsh social darwinism. These are the Latham
Valley battlers, who bravely attempt to climb the
broken ladder of opportunity. It is clear by now,
vindications of my reform policies abound.

Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from
poverty to privatized chain-gangs, will continue
to be a challenge for no-nonsense government in
coming years. Free-market forces firmly insist
that the genetically inferior thriving in our fair
nation, boost the fortunes of international
carpetbaggers. In wiser times it would be normal
for me to be the main attraction at a hang-tie
party, but now I can speak utter drivel.

The Liberal Party - the party of the worship of
Mammon, has a mandate to respond to these trends
with initiatives to assist australians to work
from a condition of homelessness. We are going to
apply our mandate to make myself the chief
architect of poverty-based businesses, in another
disgraceful term of applied corruption.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to make Australia join
the international brotherhood of third-world
nations. Australian work life will now
increasingly come under penal sanctions, and by
data-matching with our bold NWO biometric ID card
we will move into other personal parts of people's
daily lives.

The burden of privatized medicine will be carried
by the users of those services, as the agents of
those services correct those personal feelings of
unease that afflict the lower classes. Our proud
new globalist economics insists that a suitable
regime of punishment is developed for contemptible
rent-paying tenants. This is necessary, because
the community should feel they can rely upon
Australia to join the international brotherhood of
third-world nations. The Government has
highlighted the need to sustain corporate
prosperity as our society ages. It seems that the
bludging elderly have cruelly sneaked-up on us,
and this challenges us to find an efficient
outcome.

Surely you realize, that by your very act of
stupidly putting my party back into office, you
have exposed yourselves to great danger. So I am
constantly amazed when I look at the stubborn
conservative streak in those who think they are
above engaging in blood sport, and fail to support
my enthusiasm for demonizing and tormenting the
disabled, but I will ignore that for the moment,
as I have more to say on happier things. Of
course, I don't want to go into the detail of that
suggestion.

I will acknowledge all of those who made my regime
possible. Other national governments. Importers.
Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate
agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers.
Kim Beazley.

We must briefly return to some highly pressing
issues concerning the national ID card that I had
once pledged to resist at all costs, and workplace
reform. Our people are a great people, but my team
of criminally insane friends is always eager to
pick up the job of doing what needs to be done to
the national character, and australian society. I
suggest that governments need to design a "to do"
list of programmes to reinforce our submission to
the international economy, and I will never, ever
apologize for that. Not all agree, but, at the end
of the day, you will carry the burden of the
frightening drivel that I and my party have been
spewing for years. In earlier times it would be
normal for me to be impaled on a stake, but, under
the grossness and brutality of the current regime,
horribly, I can lie and cheat with complete
impunity.

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