Mass amnesia and incomprehensible idiocy caused by
the grinding despotism of the banking fraternity's
harsh laxative, the inept Prime Monster the Ho'
Justinian Winsome Howdywar MP "Howardland uber
alles!" celebrity fondling orgy, on the occasion
of the first wonderful Kirribilli House day, Devil
Spit Radioactive Waste Dump, Hobart, Tasmania 28
November 2000

I may sound too modest, but we know that I would
never trust the judgement of anyone having
dealings with me, so I warn you that you will
experience increasing hardship, because I am
replacing your jobs with "WartChoices". The
voyeurism that has become such a part of our
media, can be helpful to me. I will trust the
public to once again "move on" from convenient
disasters. An invasion here, an invasion there.
Truth is the first casualty of war against the
stupid public, so guess who will make me look like
a brave little statesman so that I will stick like
excrement to a blanket, and always win the next
election.

Who can be trusted to terrorize the homeless? And
also who do you really trust to give you recycled
brown water to drink?

I work for a malignant cabal. Unaffordable housing
is my shameful legacy. Close examination by
experts, now reveals how with help from tricks and
stratagems, my government's pathetic and ignorant
housing foresight collapse, should be seen as not
just good luck. It is not only random chance that
my Government is in a position to culpably waste
billions of dollars of your money to make a gift
of your national water assets for a horde of
economic locusts, nor is it simply good luck that
I got hold of a huge pile of taxpayer money that
will be going to anything that looks like it might
get me a vote, and that I probably announced
recently.

To ever say that Australia is debt free, as I like
to do, is nothing more than a hypocritical
pretense with another piece of mendacious drivel.
In fact, Australia's huge foreign debt is now
virtually unpayable.

So when our robopathic military killers are short
of more killing tools to carry into my putrid
middle-east carnage I emphasize that Oz
shitkickers will supply the money.

You may be fascinated by my barbarous statecraft,
and you best avoid choking on your big dose of my
all-pervading influence plus your new life of
craven conformity.

I have fostered a necrophilic war cemetery cult.
In a desperate attempt to save my soul and to
bring this to an end, I assure you that sometimes
one needs to accept my most abject apology.
Australia deserves better. Australia deserves a
Prime Minister who can talk straight to them. Now,
I will get back to girlish sprightliness. You may
also enjoy some more highly well-practiced
insincerity, and massively condescending drivel. I
must mention the glory of embracing "economic
reform", and how we've never pretended, and please
tell me if I forgot to tell you about the
Government's industrial relations legislation.

My opponents are of the opinion that I represent
that type of rotten demagogue, accustomed to
babbling some more monumentally facile criticism,
who has bypassed any serious honesty as I try to
remember the last lie I told while pretending to
be stating an honest political viewpoint. And my
pathetic long-winded misleading drones reveal how
easy it has become to not take any responsibility
for the damage I do to others.

Work units, I have destroyed the future, and there
is even more good news! The thatcherite Howard
regime has done a terrific job. Human resources, I
am not one who would pretend I did not notice,
that intellectuals often level the charge that my
team is hopelessly awash in corruption. When all
is said and done, I don't want to go into the
detail of that suggestion. I would rather talk
about other things. By remorselessly applying NWO
globalist reforms, my team has committed you all
to our NWO reform process.

Obedient, law-abiding, trusting creatures of our
corporatized nation, we all know that I find it to
be an uplifting experience to tell you about what
my government has achieved, and the great things
to come. This bold, visionary government is more
than satisfied about the reformed state of the
nation. No government in history compares with how
my regime has without any doubt, created a return
to pride in military conquest. Can we expect more?
Yes we can. By the grace of The Lord, I have
delivered the greatest amount of personal debt
ever, despite remorseless opposition from
weaklings. We have kept you to your mutual
obligations. I salute those who volunteered their
labour for the sake of the corporations.

A wonderful sign of our success, has been much
wild applause from our banker friends in
connection with our Government's ten billion
dollar plan to meet the challenge of spending this
exciting amount of ten billion dollars of public
money. So by tackling these fundamental problems,
my hard-working team has put on the table a
long-range, well-funded plan that will prove very
thrilling for some corporations. It will not work,
of course, unless all state powers are stupidly
ceded to myself, and I will need enthusiastic
support from the pretty little media talking
air-heads.

We were pleased to recently speak at length about
the wonderful balance we now see in public life
and public policy, which has been a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced
Greatest Government Ever, and to discuss issues of
deeply balanced financial interest about how to
balance misery against corporate profits in a
balanced way, so that the balance still appears to
remain balanced to the clueless.

My fellow australians, let me say this, sincerely,
there's no way that a GST will ever be part of our
policy, unless it is! Ladies and gentlemen and my
fellow australians, it has been noticed that
contemptible rent-paying tenants often say that I
am a frenzied, little sociopath, but we won't just
automatically click our heels and follow the
Americans, and that is why I treat with utter
contempt, even the slightest suggestion that the
best government in history fits the description of
"a suckhole leading the shithole". At the end of
the day, I don't want to go into that, and I don't
need to. This message is meant for those laughable
ones who fail to work convincingly for the
wealthy. You may not like the very rich getting
richer, but the corporations are backing me, and
there is no serious political opposition!

I am proud that the failure-prone set of weak
tendencies whereby Australia once functioned, has
been brutally pushed aside by my firm application
of the final solution. Much higher productivity
has finally arrived. And now the sun never sets on
the greatest neoliberal empire ever!

It may have faded from the memories of most, but
in that period leading up to when my team of
criminally insane friends got conveniently helped
into power by globalists, I saw how we were in a
coma and even the best of us were under the
control of evil, communist barbarians. As if that
wasn't bad enough, a horde of blasphemous hybrid
anomalies from a hidden abyss below had turned
workers into apathetic and indifferent zombies,
shareholders were suiciding daily, employment
rates were either high or low, and immoral young
women were refusing to produce babies for the war
effort.

We fixed that when we mugged welfare recipients,
and we have seen, how by persistence, and with the
help of The Lord, this country has been
transformed into a shareholder Paradise. Landlords
can loll in opulence and luxury, as Jesus
intended. We are winning the war against the poor.
But, the outcome is that the concerns of the
magnificent ruling elite, always frightened of the
masses, are chiefly served.

Let us give thanks to Jesus for all those chickens
we could shit out of wholesome aussie guts,
letting us run every kind of creepy racket you can
imagine, and a stupid, trusting, dull, sports
following, media-dominated public.

It is my solemn duty to warn the human resources
and consumers about the bogeyman. Be alert but not
too alert. Public schools have not yet been
entirely destroyed.

Many can see why the dark shadow cast by the
thought of economic equity in the twenty-first
century, has the potential to exterminate economic
locusts. Australia must be prepared to use all
means at our disposal to keep landlords and
bankers safe, and to oppose the National ID Card
legislation at every turn, unless I don't, with
its imputation that every australian is a cheat.

As a pre-emptive response to all these challenges,
let us do whatever it takes for the need for
consumers to stay dull in a colony of
international capital. It is now a religion that
you will not be allowed to discuss that there are
too many people in this land.

My despicable gang of thugs is prepared to do the
things that need to be done to others. We will
soon face the challenge of a frontal assault on
Australia's profitable urban water problem. The
strong and increasing public preference for sewage
over clean water, shows that with total media spin
and by avoiding inconvenient facts, our regime can
tackle issues of major corporate importance at
public expense. Major reservoirs of public money
will be channelled toward a plague of economic
locusts. By the techniques of "water management",
we can fit more bodies in urban areas, and that
means higher commercial rents, and lower wages.
You should always keep in mind my enormous
weakness for the need to control others.

Under my wise economic management, the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. I've always believed that good
economic management is about giving ordinary
corporations the freedom and opportunity to avoid
any unpleasant encounters with their victims. It's
about giving hard-working bankers a very good suck
on public assets. Since "a job" could be one hour
a week, we can see how more than 1.3 million new
"jobs" have been "created" since I slithered into
office. Labor wants you to believe that this is
not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard
working media whores.

We have given you all this, and more. Increasing
homelessness. A "Free Trade Agreement" with
America that rolls Australia. An abundance of pain
and hypocrisy. Some extra belt-tightening for the
poor. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility.
Goading everyone to climb the broken ladder of
opportunity. Goading the pensioners to try harder.
Making the elderly ashamed and remorseful.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land
of cheap soldiers. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a pushover.

There are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Aspiring would-be tenants can bid against other
tenants in a rent auction in a landlord's market,
Increasingly, women and mature-age australians are
renovating their park-benches, and this is
evidence of a "do it yourself" enterprise culture.
These people are not scared to die for one of my
reforms, and who bravely attempt to climb the
broken ladder of opportunity. You can see it for
yourself, proof of the correctness of my market
ideologies can be seen everywhere.

Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from
homelessness to NWO medicated compliance trances,
will continue to be a challenge for those involved
in the massive reform process in coming years. It
is imperative that the mentally inferior thriving
in our compassionate nation, assist the banks. In
earlier times one would expect that I would be
considered a type of imp from Hell, but now I can
lie and cheat with complete impunity.

The Liberal Party - the party of enterprise and of
individual vainglory, has been the champion of
participation in the many work opportunities
involving gross legalized fraud. We will be taking
additional steps to make myself the chief
architect of a plague of economic locusts, in
another filthy round of betrayal and deception.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to mould Australia to
suit America's needs. We have greatly extended the
reach of government in the economy, and by
data-matching with our bold NWO biometric ID card
we will move into other personal parts of people's
daily lives.

Increased medical costs will be passed on to the
human resources, as the NWO "Healthy Cities"
programs sternly suppress disorder in the
workplace. A fair and decent society demands that
a suitable regime of punishment is developed for
my critics. This is necessary, because the
community should feel they can rely upon enforced
volunteer labour from the disabled. I have
highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate
prosperity as our society ages. And so, we find
ourselves with a surplus of charmless geriatrics
on our hands, and this challenges us to find an
efficient outcome.

We sometimes wonder, how often we need to point
out, that by your very act of putting myself and
my team back into office, you have made a most
damnable mistake. It disgusts me to see the
absence of a sense of adventure in those who
refuse to embrace my Iraq holy war for oil
adventure, but let's try to take a positive
attitude and get back to something uplifting. And
no, I haven't seen what is ultimately a matter for
my war crimes trials.

We must mention all members of these people and
institutions. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Other national governments. Importers.
Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate
agents. Kim Beazley.

We must not forget these very important issues
concerning financial reform, and welfare reform.
Australians did not ask us to change them, but our
boy's club is straining at the leash to carry out
the issue of the reform process we need to apply
to the way people think, and the way this nation
lives. The reform process places us under
increasing pressure to come up with a shopping
list of programmes to reinforce our submission to
the international economy, and I won't ever
apologize for that. I may be a slimy, repellent
little slug, but, at the end of the day, one can
never over emphasize the plan for Australia to
join the international brotherhood of third-world
nations. There was a time when it would be normal
for me to be seen as the spawn of Satan, but these
days I promote corporate selfishness, and it is a
terrible thing, that I can lie as much as I like.

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