Mass amnesia and incomprehensible idiocy caused by the besotted fanaticism of Dubya's mendacious leader of a pathetic and greedy public, the inept Prime Madster the Hon Johnathan Deadingston Seagull Hogwart MP "Your mortgage" self-promotion to the dullard public, marketing the Bennelong Bombing 100th year of Satanist paedophiles in Government celebration, Tong-Nong North, Melbourne 18 September 1918 It is true that my government's solution to every problem is simple: launch another attack on the people. That's about the only thing my government is good at. So be warned that your life will be more brutal and degrading, because your hard work only adds to the prosperity and the richness of my friends. I think that many relatively affluent citizens in our capital cities still have use for my regime. Remember that your mutual obligation requires you to "move on" when I peevishly tell you to. A bomb here, a bomb there. Some may ask how the "invaders" will try to "invade" so that it will create a "security crisis" so that I will stick like excrement to a blanket, and always remain an unflushable thing that bobs around in the lavatory bowl. Ask yourselves can you trust my opponents to force the NWO Biometric ID Card onto you? And also who do you really trust to give you a radioactive future? I am a repellent and cowardly ideologue and sneak. My goal of a fair and decent society is a fraud. Afflicted with ugliness, and in a frenzy of malice, the dalek-led Howard regime's appalling and totally disastrous foreign relations planning debacle, surely must be understood as not just a fluke. I claim it is not merely sheer economic good luck that my Government can stupidly spend billions of dollars of your money to make a gift of your national water assets for transnational carpetbaggers, nor is it by a toss of the dice that somebody gave me a huge pile of taxpayer money that will be going to anything that looks like it might get me a vote, and that I mumbled something about at some point. To knowingly suggest that Australia has no foreign debt, as I am prone to do, is nothing more than my mendacious tongue set loose with a sleazy attempt to pull the wool over your eyes. If you care to check, you will see that Australia's huge foreign debt has grown massively, and is still growing. Now when our killing machines request more killing tools to carry into my blood-soaked military adventure, I point out that Oz shitkickers will supply the money. You may be fascinated by the rapacity and villainy of my "successful" friends, and I advise taking great care with the demagogic style of my regime plus your carefully planned harmlessness. I cannot lie any more, I'm all lied-out. So as a consequence I humbly beg you to accept my admission of culpability. The corrosive effect of my destructive radicalism was hideous. That having been said, now let me offer you some condescending badinage. Enjoy some more highly laboured levity, and massively comforting reassurance. Please allow me to point out how we've been quite transparent, and how we will never reach perfection, and I may have forgotten to tell you about how when all the shares in Telstra are sold we'll be in Heaven. After years of my antics, many people have noticed that I am that type of retard, always drawling some monumentally comforting reassurance, who has bypassed any serious believability as I try to remember the last lie I told while pretending to be expounding an honest political viewpoint. And my long-running play acts of being a competent authority reveal how easy it has become to hide in a political bear-cave and not take any responsibility for my straw-man arguments. Human resources, listen to the good news. This bold, visionary government has done a terrific job. My dear corporate assets, you may have noticed, that my critics like to suggest that I sometimes fancy myself as a national despot. Look, I don't want to go into what is really meant by that. I would rather talk about other things. My team has shown that we won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans. Work units who reside within our Southern Quarry, it has always been among the greatest experiences, and always a great honour to briefly touch upon my generosity, and to protect you from state handouts. Our determination to plough-forward no matter what, makes us more than satisfied to stand on our record. Through the mercy of Jesus, I have without any doubt, created the gift of freedom from fear of the law, for the international corporations. And that is not all. This bold, visionary government has delivered Heaven on Earth, because we would not accept any obstruction from losers. I have kept my promises, unless I haven't, but we have all moved on. I praise the Struggle Street battlers who supported me. It is clear by now, that there is a welcoming response to my Government's ten billion dollar plan to respond to the great challenge of working out what to do with the large sum of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the public. So by correctly responding to this historical challenge, the Government has put on the table a long-range, well-funded plan that will keep the money in the family of my close business associates. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless there are new draconian "governance arrangements", and I appeal for agreement from an easy to manipulate robopathic public. I recently spoke regarding the balance we now see in public life and public policy, which has been a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Liberal Government, and to discuss issues of deeply balanced financial interest about the need to balance the balanced interests of the homeless against corporate profits in a balanced way, so that the balanced interests of the right people get the most balance. For once and for all, let me say sincerely, that others should volunteer their labour, when I never volunteer my own useless labour. Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, it has been noticed that intellectuals are fond of suggesting that my reforms encourage total idiocy, but it really is a cast-iron, rock-solid promise this time, and I will not consider even the slightest suggestion that the government is really just "a tool leading the fools". When all is said and done, I don't want to go into whether or not that is true. I have a message for those pathetic single mothers. It may make you sick to see the continual degradation of public health, and transport, but the corporations are backing me, and there is nothing you can do about it! This is an opportune time to announce that the awful and wrong group of institutions whereby the mass of human resources provided or received shelter, has now, in accord with market principles been set on fire, like Baghdad's babies because it stood in the way of my reform agenda. The opening up of the economy proudly stands on the ashes of the weak old order. We can now see what we have achieved! Even though we live in an economic and social Paradise now, in the years before my fine collection of sociopaths got reconstituted by the carpetbaggers, we were not producing enough wealth for landlords and even the best of us were deeply influenced by the pretty scenarios painted by a giant impersonal machine. Not surprisingly, the scum of the cesspit mutated into a new definition of horror, many landlords had to do honest work for a change, people had lost respect for the rich, and workers failed to return a large dividend or profit to shareholders. But my team of criminally insane friends murdered all that, and steadily, year by year, and with the help of Zionists, the nation was saved for transnational carpetbaggers. Unemployment and inflation are both high and low. The survival, the prosperity, the security and the invincibility of the state of Israel, is now behind secure, defensible boundaries. And so, at the end of the day, the interests of the landed gentry, ever anxious about the impoverished masses, are being amply served. Let us give thanks to Jesus for all those chickens we could shit out of wholesome aussie guts, letting us have institutions that empower and protect us in every crime we commit, and for letting us get away with blue, bloody, mass murder. But now, a new threat has appeared. Be alarmed but not too alarmed. Public schools have not yet been entirely uprooted and destroyed. It is true that the darkness spawned by a cluster of new security threats in these alert, but not too alert times, could derail the NWO. We must not flinch from any action needed to force the disabled back to work, and to support the National ID Card legislation at every turn, despite its imputation that every australian is a cheat. Because of these things, I call for us to embrace the need for consumers to stay dull in a dying tourist sinkhole. Even if anyone notices it the media whores will not ever mention that this land is now too crowded. The thatcherite Howard regime believes mutual obligation is ready for the great tasks facing you all. We will soon face the challenge of a frontal assault on Australia's profitable urban water problem. The exciting National Yellow-Water Initiative, shows that with total media spin and by avoiding inconvenient facts, we could sell turd muffins with a cherry on top, to all the morons out there. Major lakes of public money will be poured into a plague of economic locusts. Success in "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means that the public has been suckered once again by those infected with rapacious greed. You should always keep in mind my enormous addiction to fits of uncontrollable grovelling to those who seem powerful. Under my wise economic management, Australia will join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. It is a truism that good national management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to squeeze the maximum out of australians. It's about giving hard-working shareholders a good handful of money from the taxpayer cookie jar. We also found an extremely clever new way to calculate that more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have been "created" since the mass media now lets me get away with blue murder. The marxists want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working property owners. Here is some of what I gave to you. A brave new definition of mutual obligation. An exciting "shared new adventure in tax reform" - a Goods and Services Tax. Increased profits for the corporations that want cheaper labour. Some extra belt-tightening for the poor. Freeing the wealthy of any culpability. Goading everyone to climb the broken ladder of opportunity. Goading everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the sick ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land full of drooling idiots. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a pushover. Vindications of my reform policies abound. The elderly homeless now accept their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Many human resources spend their days picking through garbage bins, and all of us can see that this is what Liberal Party economic reform is all about! These are the Latham Valley battlers, who are keen to be forced to take a pointless risk. My critics are now silent, because, vindications of my reform policies abound. Moving many more doddering blue-rinse bludgers from disabled pensions to the soap, fertilizer, and bone-meal factory, will continue to be a top priority for conservative government in coming years. It is only fair that the "life unworthy of life" thriving in our compassionate nation, feed a plague of economic locusts. After all of this shit I would normally be burnt on a pyre for what I've done, but now I can spew out the most gormless nonsense, and still be believed. The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational corporations, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to enforce initiatives to assist australians to work from a condition of homelessness. I will apply principles of the corporate state as I make myself the chief architect of homelessness-based businesses, as we put our own snouts deep into the trough of public money. It needed years of constant moulding and prodding by hyperactive politicians before Australia became the streamlined form required by globalist bankers. My regime has a mandate to enforce liberty, and its authority and scope will increasingly reach into those areas people previously considered private. Government will pass-on rising health care costs to consumers as we sternly suppress any political dissent. The NWO dictates that a suitable regime of punishment is developed for whingers. This is necessary, because we need Australia to join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. I have highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. So, without any warning, a massive pool of useless old creeps burdens us, and this will force the corporations to cleverly design a clinical solution to rid us of this problem. People should understand, that by the very act of voting my team back into office, you have all made yourselves "fair game". It always bothers me when I look at the absence of a sense of adventure in those who refuse to embrace my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, but we are repudiating and rebuking such cynicism, almost daily. However, I'm not going to speculate on that, and I don't need to. Thank you to so many of those who involved themselves in my schemes. Kim Beazley. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. These are some extremely vital matters about privatization, and workplace reform. This nation is fine just as it is, but my gang of mongrels is prepared for the challenge of constantly moulding and reforming all the national institutions, and australian society. The point is to engineer some ways to make the plutocracy of the USA our most important international relationship, and I will do just that. They say I'm a walking, talking obscenity of nature, but, at the end of the day, this bold, visionary government is committed to remorselessly implementing the total destruction of liberal values. In wiser times I would normally be seen as the spawn of Satan, but now I seem to get away with anything, and it is a terrible thing, that my apocalypse has come in the form of people mouthing ahuman, regimented platitudes on a meaningless dead stage. .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm