Translation from Hebrew of the diminutive stature cursing the coalition's undisputed leader of a stupid and nutless public, the lying Prime Meanister the Hog John Whetstone HogWartChoices MP "Who to follow next?" Jesus crucifying orgy, at the pig sticking homelessness day, Jewgoona West, Sydney 13 April 666 It really should be obvious that far from being beneficial, "leaders" simply push people along a catastrophic path far past the point they normally would have gone! So bear in mind that I've got the fundamentals right, whatever that's supposed to mean, and I am systematically reducing Australia to social and economic rubble. Time for some Liberal Party and neocon action to stoke up the "terror" game, I believe. My regime has always offered you choice in which "official story" to believe. You must never forget that it is not for you to know "state secrets". You saw what happened before, so I ask if you are now wondering how the "terrorists" will make me look like a national saviour in the eyes of the dull public so that I can once again still be the NWO stooge for the southern nuclear waste dump. Ask yourselves who it is you would trust to viciously vilify the poor? And who can be trusted to trick you into more wars for the USA and Israel? I am a horrible type of nutless suckhole. I want to thank you all very much for believing my crap. In the bright light of hindsight, we reveal how by many aberrations of judgment, our government's pathetic and extremely devastating economic vision failure, should be seen as no mere shot in the dark. Clearly it is not by good luck that this bold, visionary regime is in a position to stupidly misuse ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert Australia's water system for transnational carpetbaggers, and it is not only random chance that I got hold of several billion dollars to go towards something that seemed like a good idea at the time, and that I mumbled something about in the middle of one of my self-congratulating drones. To ever claim that Australia has no debt, as I constantly do, is my disguised contempt with a deliberate attempt to deceive you. If you look, you will find that Australia's huge foreign debt is still growing. I suppose you can notice that when the nation's robopathic military killers need more killing tools to misuse in my war for America and Israel, I assert that the GST has given me all the money I need. You may be thoroughly repelled by the shabbiness and vulgarity of my philistine tastes, and be sickened by my callous indifference to the suffering of my victims plus your penal servitude under a fascist NWO regime. The Australian people will shortly face a choice, and it should not be myself. So I'm happy once again to beg you to accept my admission of guilt. My criminal negligence should be punished. But putting these issues aside, let me drone some words of foggy vagueness. You may also enjoy some more very implacable resentment, and monumentally dubious. ductile, language. Just let me remind you the glory of embracing "economic reform", and how we haven't deceived the Australian people, and I hope I did not forget to tell you about how I've intimidated a nation that is now very attractive to business "investment". Increasing numbers of people have noticed that I represent the sort of creature, addicted to droning some more monumentally humbly propitiating garbage, that somehow has bypassed the development of any plausibility as I try to remember the last lie I told while pretending to be developing a political argument. And my extremely long-winded drones make it obvious that I find it easy to hide in a political bear-cave and not take any responsibility for the damage I do. Stockholders, and shareholders, rents, interest rates and inflation are up and down, or they are down and up, it's not important which, but there is more good news! This most fair and decent regime has established that truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never disposable in national political life. People, it has been drawn to my attention, that bludging disabled pensioners are fond of suggesting that my reforms will create dystopian slums. Well, I'm not going to speculate on that, and I don't need to. Let's get onto other things. This bold, visionary government has definitely got the corporate fundamentals right. Human resources who live upon this magnificent Great Southern Bombing Range, I have to tell you, that it is a great thrill to briefly mention my special kind of connection with children. This government that balances justice against profits, is enormously proud to see what we have changed. The thatcherite Howard regime has created magnificent outcomes. That alone should be enough, but there is more. The best government in the history of this nation has ultimately made a magnificent, monumentally huge foreign debt, even though we had to climb over huge obstacles erected by intellectuals. You have wonderfully trusted my secret plan. I salute those who volunteered their labour for the sake of the corporations. I have been very encouraged to see a warm public embrace of our Government's ten billion dollar plan to not flinch from the serious challenge of choosing which of our friends should receive a full ten billion dollars of money stolen from the public. So by correctly responding to this fiscal challenge, my Government has whipped-up a sleazy scheme that will need a mind-bending media campaign to make the public swallow it. This political trick will not work, of course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and I will need the full cooperation of my sleazy corporate colleagues. Last year I spoke at length about not upsetting the balance in public life and public policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Howard Government, and to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas about how to balance the balanced needs of the working poor against corporate profits in a balanced way, so that balance is not replaced by an unbalance toward justice. Let me clear the air on this matter, and say honestly, when you realise that a National ID Card involves a level of intrusion of a draconian kind into private lives, I must oppose it, unless I dont! Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, people have noticed that contemptible rent-paying tenants often level the charge that my reforms will create dystopian slums, but I can promise you that we will follow policies which will, over a period of time, bring down the foreign debt, unless they don't, so I will not consider the suggestion that my government is really just "the greedy leading the needy". And no, I haven't seen what is really meant by that. Here is a savage rebuke to all of those laughable bludgers who are doing it tough. You may disagree with the poor getting very much poorer, but the banks are backing me, and you voted for me! It has been most heartening to realize that the traditional set of weak tendencies whereby our culture received or dispensed justice, has now been totally eliminated as an example of compassionate conservatism. A brave new world hails the strong new world order that grew out of the ashes of the old order. I have made my mark, and the whole world trembles! In that awful period leading up to when our gang of corporate suckholes got reconstituted by the carpetbaggers, the public was comatose and despite some fierce struggles, even the best of us were always grovelling to alien influences. Also, an evil occult force had turned workers into solid members of the middle class, international investors were hurling themselves from high-rise windows, bad people were everywhere, and Australia was a Labor Party cesspit of fornicating disabled pensioners. The Liberal Party brought and end to that, and by stealth, and with the help of rabid right-wing think-tanks, this country has been turned around. Government debt is down and your debt is up. This Government has kept Australia involved in the blood-soaked wars of conquest of other nations. But, we are happy if the result is that the concerns of the noble patrician classes, ever anxious about the lower classes, are being attended to. Let us give thanks to Jesus for giving us a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business, making us unable to care for any other living creatures, and the vulgar, sickening, and untrue, Great Australian Dream. However, there are new threats. If you drink recycled sewage, don't be drinking too much! Resistance to the NWO ID card has not been stopped from prowling the streets at night. I promise you that the creeping horror caused by the thought of economic equity in these times, has the potential to exterminate economic locusts. Our military will be built up to keep economic locusts safe, and to prevent, unless I don't, the intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily life by a National ID Card. Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us do whatever it takes for the need for consumers to stay dull in a colony of international capital. You should know that you will not be allowed to discuss that mass immigration now has terrible effects. My pack of dingoes expects great things from the specious idea of mutual obligation. We will soon face the challenge of a frontal assault on Australia's profitable urban water problem. The strong and raging public thirst for sewage, shows that with total media spin and by avoiding inconvenient facts, our regime can build projects of major financial importance that the public pay for. Major flows of public money will be piped to the accounts of grateful shareholders. By the techniques of "water management", we can fit more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher residential rents, and lower wages. You may have sometimes noticed the prominent position in my life of frenzies of arse sucking for those who seem wealthy or powerful. Under my wise economic management, australians can look forward to a new era of hard labour in a police state. It is a truism that good national management is about giving landlords the incentive to end their fears of losing out on some unearned income. It's about giving a plague of economic locusts a free blood-sucking frenzy. So I would ask you to stupidly believe that more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have been "created" since our gang of corporate suckholes were put in charge. My critics want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working foreign investors. Look at a few things I have delivered to the nation. Totally unaffordable housing. Numerous cowardly acts of brutality and cynicism. Wages and conditions that fit in with an asian future. The exploitation of our newly subdued workforce. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to run my legalistic maze. Making the sick ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land full of morons. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a nuclear waste dump. All the news is very good news. The elderly homeless now understand their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Australia will soon join the international brotherhood of third-world nations, and this gives them scope to wonder what will happen to their families. These are people with drive, who are keen to work for lower pay rates. It is clear by now, there are many encouraging signs to be seen. Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from poverty to the soap, fertilizer, and bone-meal factory, will continue to be a challenge for no-nonsense government in coming years. Free-market forces firmly insist that the genetically inferior thriving in our fair nation, boost the fortunes of international carpetbaggers. In wiser times it would be normal for me to be disemboweled for my crimes, but no-one stops me now, and I can speak utter drivel. The Liberal Party - the party of the worship of Mammon, has a mandate to respond to these trends with participation in the many work opportunities involving gross legalized fraud. I will apply principles of the corporate state as I make myself the chief architect of poverty-based businesses, in another disgraceful term of applied corruption. We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to transform Australia into something unrecognizable. Australian work life will now increasingly come under penal sanctions, and by combining the tax office, Centrelink, and Corrective Services, we will have input into those areas people previously considered private. The burden of privatized medicine will be carried by the users of those services, as the agents of those services correct any unruly urges to organize against the NWO. Our proud new globalist economics insists that a suitable regime of punishment is developed for losers. I will point out that a plague of economic locusts needs enforced volunteer labour from the disabled. I have highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems that we are saddled with a load of useless old cripples, and if this trend continues, we will have to find a final solution to the gnawing underclass question. Surely you realize, that by your very act of re-electing myself one more time into a position of power, you have stupidly exposed yourselves to great danger. So I am constantly amazed when I notice the stubborn conservative streak in those left-wing weaklings who flinch at my radical reform agenda, but we are almost daily fending-off such unwarranted criticism. Of course, I don't want to go into the detail of that suggestion. I will acknowledge all of those who involved themselves in my schemes. Kim Beazley. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Let me just mention something briefly about these very pressing issues regarding privatization, and the reform process. Our people are a great people, but my pack of dingoes is never shy of the ongoing job of reforming and moulding the national character, and this fine nation. The reform process places us under increasing pressure to make a laundry list of programmes to fix all manner of social ills, and I will never, ever apologize for that. Many will argue against this, and even though there is some disquiet, you will carry the burden of the national hunger for spectacles and stunts. In earlier times I would normally be seen as the spawn of Satan, but these days I enjoy a wallow in cynical disregard, and horribly, I say anything to continue as Prime Minister - and it always works! .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm