Feel The Raw Naked Power Of A John Howard flowing in the cowardly concessions given by the real estate profiteering fraternity's goblin from Hell, the cowardly Prime Muddler the Hun John "Never Sorry" Hogturd MP "If you don't vote for me, bad things will happen!" Jesus crucifying orgy, on the occasion of a very putrid, baby eating Kirribilli House day, Hilton Hotel, Sydney 17 December 1066 Much has been said and written about how we continue in abhorrence of losing office, and that's why I assert that any economic "recovery" will be accidental and temporary, because I am systematically reducing Australia to social and economic rubble. The coarsening of our culture allows much beneficial herd behaviour. You need to carry the fight to scourges such as myself being thrown out of office. A Bali here, a Bali there. I wonder if you can guess where the bomb will go off that will make me look like a national saviour in the eyes of the dull public so that I can once again win and force you all to drink sewage. Can you trust my opponents to impose NWO GST style taxes? And ask yourselves whether you can trust my opponents to make housing unaffordable? I am sickened by my degraded character. It has taken years of my deceit to get to this. Tainted with fraud, and by ineffective and bungling management, this bold, visionary government's appalling and extremely devastating ecological vision failure, surely must be understood as not just good fortune. Obviously it is not by a toss of the dice that the greatest Government in the history of the Universe will be planning to criminally misuse ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert Australia's water system for a horde of economic locusts, and it is not only random chance that I got hold of 1.5 billion dollars to go towards something that I forgot about, and that I crowed about in the middle of one of my self-congratulating drones. To knowingly claim that Australia has no debt, as I constantly do, is simply an expression of cynical disregard and a flight of deceptive and extreme fantasy. If you care to check, you will see that Australia's huge foreign debt is still growing. I suppose you can notice that when the nation's soldiers need some murdering equipment to misuse in my putrid middle-east carnage I assert that you will supply the money. You may be thoroughly repelled by the incalculable mischief I did to people, and be sickened by my callous indifference to the suffering of my victims added to seeing enormous malignity and spitefulness in your national leaders. Rising health care costs are my great shame. So as a consequence here I am, begging you to accept my apology. My contemptuous disrespect was quite inexcusable. Now, let me drone some comforting reassurance. Perhaps a little more highly cynical disregard, and obscenely mendacious tongue. Please allow me to remind you how we've never pretended, and how we've never pretended, and I hope I did not forget to tell you about how you are striving for even greater success. Honest people are of the opinion that I represent the sort of creature, addicted to droning some more monumentally disguised contempt, that somehow has bypassed the development of any plausibility as I struggle with developing a political argument. And my extremely long-winded drones make it obvious that I find it easy to espouse a position I'm not prepared to take any responsibility for. My dear human resources, hear me disclose my magnificent achievements. The dalek-led Howard regime has been working in accordance with NWO governance. My fellow australians, I am quite conscious, that pointy-headed tree-hugging intellectuals are fond of suggesting that my reforms encourage total idiocy. However, I'm not going to speculate on what will be revealed in my war crimes trials. Let's get onto other things. The best sociopathic government that international banks could buy, has forgotten that the Tax Act has grown from 3,000 to over 9,000 pages. My dear corporate assets who reside within this wonderful Great Southern Bombing Range, it has always been a great thrill to briefly mention our glorious achievements. The best government in the history of this nation, makes us extremely happy to see what we have changed. Our government has been the agent that has given the great boon of a retarded, bovine public. Haven't we had enough? No, there is much more to come. The humanitarian Howard regime has been the agent that has given a suitable, and mostly supine herd mentality, even though we had to climb over huge obstacles erected by losers. You have wonderfully trusted my secret plan. I praise the Struggle Street battlers who supported me. A man in my situation is sometimes rewarded for economies with the truth, and I am overjoyed to see heartening support for my hard-working team's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to bravely face-up to the serious challenge of choosing which of our friends should receive the large sum of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the public. So by correctly responding to these fundamental problems, my Government has put on the table a long-range, well-funded plan that will need a mind-bending media campaign to make the public swallow it. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless I can get the mugs to carry the financial burdens of adjustment, and I earnestly hope that I can have the full cooperation of my sleazy corporate colleagues. I just recently convened a summit of prime kleptocrats about reforming the balance in public life and public policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Howard Government, and to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas about the need to balance sickness against corporate profits in a balanced way, so that balance is not replaced by an unbalance toward justice. My fellow australians, let me say this, at the end of the day, Iraq continues to work on developing nuclear weapons. My fellow australians, I have noticed that intellectuals often level the charge that my reforms encourage deep nihilism and depression, but truth is never disposable in national political life, so I totally reject even the slightest suggestion that my team fits the description of "some dirt attacking the hurt". Now look, I haven't seen the judgements of whinging losers. Here is a savage rebuke to all of those contemptible critics of my behaviour. You may disagree with the poor getting very much poorer, but the corporations are backing me, and you voted for me! We can see that the broken and faulty way this nation performs, has now been massively reshaped in a swift and final manner. A secure, deterministic world has at last been achieved. No individual dares to be out of step in our march to national destiny! In the time of The Red Terror that ended when our gang of sleazy racketeers got divinely helped into power by Jesus, it was obvious to blind Freddy that we were living far below third world standards and despite some fierce struggles, even the best of us were deeply influenced by the pretty scenarios painted by a philosophy centred on the power of the State. It was discovered that recycled sewage from an anus of pandemic horror was still considered better than having my gang in power, martians were marching in the streets, interest rates were not as high as when I was treasurer, and immoral young women were refusing to produce babies for the war effort. We fixed that when we mugged welfare recipients, and by threatening with emotional blackmail, and with clear goals, hard work and a sense of purpose, the nation was saved for a horde of economic locusts. Living standards of real-estate agents are now higher than ever. The bludging disabled have been driven back to the workbench. But, we are happy if the result is that the plans of the noble patrician classes, always nervous about the masses, are being amply served. We shall just observe a moment's silence in gratitude to God for giving us a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business, letting us run every kind of creepy racket you can imagine, and the vulgar, sickening, and untrue, Great Australian Dream. Hark! Keep your fridge magnet close to your body at all times. Public schools have not yet been totally killed. We should realize that the creeping horror caused by knowing that awful things could happen in these times, might upset the bankers in a terrible way. My people will fight tooth and nail to maintain high land prices, and to prevent, unless I don't, the intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily life by a National ID Card. Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us pray to dark forces for our faith in Australia as a hideous corporate dystopia. You should know that you will not be allowed to discuss that this land is now too crowded. My despicable gang of thugs will do the things that need to be done to impose change. We will soon face the challenge of a frontal assault on Australia's profitable urban water problem. The creative "The Best Turd In The Herd" sewage-enriched water promotion, has shown that with political commitment and slow-minded media whores, our regime can build projects of major financial importance that the public pay for. Major flows of public money will be piped to the pockets of the greasiest spivs that ever robbed a nation blind. Proper implementation of "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher residential rents, and lower wages. You should always keep in mind my enormous weakness for the urge to make non-core promises. By removing social justice obstacles, australians can look forward to a new era of hard labour in a police state. It is a truism that good national management is about giving foreign investors the freedom and opportunity to end their fears of losing out on some unearned income. It's about giving a plague of economic locusts a good crack at the disabled. We also found an extremely clever new way to calculate that more than 1.3 million bludgers have been removed from the statistics since our gang of corporate suckholes were put in charge. My critics want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working property pimps. Look at a few things I have delivered to the nation. A bold new initiative, an exciting plan for a national ID card. A "Free Trade Agreement" with America that rolls Australia. Wages and conditions that fit in with an asian future. The exploitation of our newly subdued workforce. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of futility. Goading the pensioners to try harder. Making the poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land stripped bare. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a quarry. All the news is very good news. Those disabled bludgers finally understand their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Australia will soon join the international brotherhood of third-world nations, and this is what the right-wing think-tanks fought long and hard to impose on the workers. These people are not scared to die for one of my reforms, and who desperately attempt to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. It is clear by now, vindications of my reform policies abound. Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from poverty to privatized chain-gangs, will continue to be a challenge for no-nonsense government in coming years. Free-market forces firmly insist that the contemptible failures thriving in our corporatized economy, are made to think of the shareholders. In wiser times it would be normal for me to be the main attraction at a hang-tie party, but no-one stops me now, and the media whores never notice anything wrong. The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the American way, has a mandate to respond to these trends with participation in the many work opportunities involving gross legalized fraud. We have been getting advice from neo-liberal think-tanks on how to make myself the chief architect of a filthy rat-race, in another disgraceful term of applied corruption. It needed years of constant moulding and prodding by hyperactive politicians to make Australia join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. Australian work life will now increasingly come under penal sanctions, and its authority and scope will increasingly reach into those areas people previously considered private. The burden of privatized medicine will be carried by the users of those services, as the agents of those services increasingly medicate away any refusal by human resources to perform their assigned tasks. Our proud new globalist economics insists that a suitable regime of punishment is developed for anyone who fails to accumulate wealth. This is necessary, because we need enforced volunteer labour from the disabled. The Government has highlighted the need to sustain corporate prosperity as our society ages. And so, we find ourselves with a surplus of charmless geriatrics on our hands, and this will force the corporations to cleverly design a clinical solution to rid us of this problem. I am tired of pointing out, that by the very act of trustingly putting my lot back into office, you have all exposed yourselves to great danger. So I am constantly amazed when I notice the stubborn conservative streak in those who refuse to embrace my radical reform agenda, but we are almost daily fending-off such unwarranted criticism. When all is said and done, I think it's still too early to make a final judgement about every little detail of my secret plans. Invaluable support came from all of those who made my regime possible. Kim Beazley. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. We must briefly return to some highly pressing matters about corporatization, and workplace reform. I promise that I will take the utmost care to preserve this nation, but my pack of dingoes is never shy of those things that will help to reform the national character, and the way this nation lives. Market forces place us under increasing pressure to design a "to do" list of programmes to make the plutocracy of the USA our most important international relationship, and I will never, ever apologize for that. I've been accused of being in the employ of parasites and hidden controllers, but, at the end of the day, I once again affirm and point out the need for this crying need for massive social engineering. In earlier times it would be normal for me to be tarred and feathered, but now I can get carried away with besotted fanaticism, and it is a sickening fact, that I say anything to continue as Prime Minister - and it always works! .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm