Go Crack A John Howard Today with the ravings that
issued from the mendacious leader of a pathetic
and greedy public, the stern and rigid Pry Mincer
the Hon Justinian "Never Sorry" Howdywar MP "If
you don't vote for me, things will go very bad for
you!" daily radio message, marketing a very
putrid, Dick Cheney quail murdering new
definitions of "fair" Bennelong death-threats,
Drooladrool North, Sydney 16 November 1918

It is now clear that in a robust democracy there
is always room for expressions of opinion
different from mine, in which case they are wrong!
So be warned that you must be very careful,
because I always strike at the heart of what it
means to be a free and dynamic society. I never
suggest governments should always reveal what they
do to stay in power. Our adaptability to the
threat of democracy has been a great strength. Our
tireless fight against the truth about anything at
all has been a great strength. It will be
interesting to see what sort of bomb the
"terrorists" will use to create a "security
crisis" in the eyes of the dull public so that I
can once again be the victorious darling of the
media whores.

Would you trust my opponents to gutlessly vilify
the disabled? And also ask yourselves who it is
you would trust to sell Australia out to
international carpetbaggers?

I once said I'd reduce the foreign debt, but it
has massively blown-out. I cannot lie any more,
I'm all lied-out. I can affirm that with help from
tricks and stratagems, the government's awful and
ignorant diplomatic service foresight collapse, is
not just good luck. I claim it is not by good luck
that the greatest Government in the history of the
Universe is in a position to criminally waste
billions of dollars of your money to make a gift
of your national water assets for my mates, nor is
it simply good luck that somebody gave me a huge
pile of taxpayer money that will be going to
something that I forgot about, and that I crowed
about recently.

To say that Australia is debt free, as I like to
do, is an expression of cynical disregard with
another piece of mendacious drivel. If you care to
check, you will see that the huge foreign debt is
now virtually unpayable.

So when our robopathic military killers are short
of some murdering equipment to carry into my
pointless bloody foreign conflicts, I emphasize
that you have the money.

Pay attention to the ample public squalor, and you
best avoid choking on my hardened indifference
along with your new life of craven conformity.

Constantly, in speeches I make around Australia I
lie to you all. This is actually the true state of
affairs, so I am glad of this public opportunity
to offer you my most grovelling, humble apology.
All of my policies are of doubtful authenticity.
That having been said, now I will get back to
infantile simplicity. Perhaps a little more very
blustering indignation, and monumentally confusing
words of foggy vagueness. Please allow me to
mention how it's unfair to the private
shareholders, and how we will never reach
perfection, and please tell me if I forgot to tell
you about how I will place everything under a
central authority for the corporations.

People have noticed that I typify the sort of
dangerous sociopath, accustomed to babbling a lot
of monumentally consoling platitudes, who forgot
all about any serious honesty as I try to remember
the last lie I told while pretending to be stating
an honest political viewpoint. And my extremely
long-winded drones reveal how easy it has become
to have an opinion I'm not prepared to take any
responsibility for.

My dear corporate assets, I have good news. By
going into partnership with the international
wealthy, we have done a terrific job. Ladies and
gentlemen and my fellow australians, I am quite
conscious, that weaklings often level the charge
that I present the makeshifts of mediocrity as
marvelous achievements. Of course, I don't want to
go into every little detail of my secret plans. We
are better off to talk about my positive
achievements. The dalek-led Howard regime has
committed you all to our NWO reform process.

Club members of our magnificent reformed global
workplace, it is always an uplifting experience to
tell you about our achievements, and to warn you
about invisible threats. Through the mercy of
Jesus, I am totally puffed-up with infantile
vainglory, and proud about the reformed state of
the nation. My government has been the agent that
has given a return to the proper way to share the
national wealth. Haven't we had enough? No, there
is much more to come. Please let me proudly point
out that I have delivered the greatest amount of
personal debt ever, despite remorseless opposition
from losers. We have kept you to your mutual
obligations. I salute the Latham Valley
aspirationals who made this possible.

We have been heartened to see massive and
enthusiastic public support for our Government's
historic ten billion dollar plan to bravely
face-up to the challenge of spending the large sum
of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the
public. So by tackling these fundamental problems,
my hard-working team has whipped-up a sleazy
scheme that will keep the money in the family of
my close business associates. This political trick
will not work, of course, unless there are new
draconian "governance arrangements", and I will
need enthusiastic support from the pretty little
media talking air-heads.

We were pleased to recently speak at length about
the wonderful balance we now see in public life
and public policy, which has been a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced
Greatest Government Ever, and to discuss issues of
deeply balanced financial interest about the need
to balance economic collapse against balanced
military adventures in a balanced way, so that the
balance still appears to remain balanced to the
clueless.

Let me say this, sincerely, I stand by the fact
that before we entered the war, we had a very
strong intelligence assessment that Iraq had a WMD
capability. Ladies and gentlemen, I have noticed
that whingers often say that my "reforms" cast
people into a dungeon of despair, but I can
promise you that we will follow policies which
will, over a period of time, bring down the
foreign debt, unless they don't, and that is why I
repudiate even the slightest suggestion that the
government is no better than "the greedy leading
the needy". Look, I think it's still too early to
make a final judgement about what will be revealed
in my war crimes trials. This message is meant for
those contemptible whingers. You may not like the
very rich getting richer, but the corporations are
backing me, and there is no serious political
opposition!

This is the right time to announce that the
totally dysfunctional set of weak tendencies
whereby our nation provided or received shelter,
has been shredded by Saddam's human-shredding
machine for the benefit of our friends in the
American Fatherland. Much higher productivity
proudly unites with a noble corporate destiny. No
man or nation dares face our awesome might!

It may have faded from the memories of most, but
in that period leading up to when my pack of
misanthropic apes was mistakenly elected to power,
we were navel-gazing about our national identity
and although we struggled, we were sleepwalking
with twisted socialist heathens. It was shockingly
revealed to us that a gang of stalinist ratbags
was still blood-sucking the public, the Labor
Party had gotten people to engage in a frenzy of
public fornication, employment rates were either
high or low, and Russia was planning to invade.

We crushed the last trace of life out of that,
when we finally won, and steadily, year by year,
and with the help of NWO corporate governance,
Australia was saved for The Queen. No banker fears
having to live anywhere near any signs of poverty.
This Government has kept Australia riding as
steady as the unsinkable Titanic. But, we are
happy if the result is that the plans of the
magnificent ruling elite, ever anxious about the
masses, are being fully met.

Now we must join our hands in prayer, and thank
The Lord for all those chickens we could shit out
of wholesome aussie guts, letting us have
institutions that empower and protect us in every
crime we commit, and a stupid, trusting, dull,
sports following, media-dominated public.

Still, we cannot rest. Be alarmed but not too
alarmed. The public hospital system has not yet
been entirely undermined.

You all should realize that the dark shadow cast
by a cluster of new security threats in these
times, might upset the bankers in a terrible way.
My people will put themselves in harm's way to
force the disabled back to work, and to oppose the
National ID Card legislation at every turn, unless
I don't, with its imputation that every australian
is a cheat.

As a pre-emptive response to all these challenges,
I call for us to embrace the need for consumers to
stay dull in a nuclear waste dump for other
nations. It is now a religion that I will not be
the first to say the "overpopulation" word.

The thatcherite Howard regime is prepared to do
the things that need to be done to others.
International merchant banks urge a frontal
assault on Australia's lucrative urban water
problem. The creative "Don't Frown - Drink Brown"
sewage-enriched water promotion, shows that with
total media spin and by avoiding inconvenient
facts, our regime can tackle issues of major
corporate importance at public expense. Major
reservoirs of public money will be channelled
toward the pockets of grateful "investors". By the
techniques of "water management", we can fit more
bodies in urban areas, and that means higher
commercial rents, and lower wages. You should
always keep in mind the prominent position in my
life of the need to control others.

By removing social justice obstacles, the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. It is a truism that good
national management is about giving landlords the
incentive to avoid any unpleasant encounters with
their victims. It's about giving hard-working
plutocrats a good handful of money from the
taxpayer cookie jar. Since "a job" could be one
hour a week, we can see how many more of the
disabled are "working productively" and
"accumulating wealth" since the mass media now
lets me get away with blue murder. The marxists
want you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to a plague of economic
locusts.

We have given you all this, and more. Increasing
homelessness. A "Free Trade Agreement" with
America that rolls Australia. An abundance of pain
and hypocrisy. Some extra belt-tightening for the
poor. Freeing the wealthy of any culpability.
Goading everyone to climb the broken ladder of
opportunity. Goading everyone to run my legalistic
maze. Making the sick ashamed and remorseful.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land
to exploit. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a very trusting dog.

There are many encouraging signs to be seen. The
elderly homeless finally understand their
obligations to those who live in well-deserved
inherited opulence, Increasingly, women and
mature-age australians are renovating their
park-benches, and this is evidence of a "do it
yourself" enterprise culture. These are the Latham
Valley battlers, who are keen to work for lower
pay rates. You can see it for yourself, proof of
the correctness of my market ideologies can be
seen everywhere.

Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from
homelessness to privatized chain-gangs, will
continue to be a challenge for those involved in
the massive reform process in coming years. It is
imperative that the useless eaters thriving in our
privatized nation, give something back to a pack
of finks who never gave them anything. In earlier
times I would normally be impaled on a stake, but
now I can sell the nation out from under your
feet.

The Liberal Party - the party of the mastery of
human weakness and frailty, has been the champion
of legislation that is designed to make even more
human resources "fair game". I will apply
principles of the corporate state as I make myself
the chief architect of the personal desperation of
the marginalized, in another filthy round of
betrayal and deception.

We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to
transform Australia to suit corporate needs.
Australian work life will now increasingly come
under penal sanctions, and by combining the tax
office, Centrelink, and Corrective Services, we
will have input into those areas people previously
considered private.

Increased medical costs will be passed on to the
human resources, as the NWO "Healthy Cities"
programs apply chemical moderation to any unruly
urges to organize against the NWO. A fair and
decent society demands that we enforce a spirit of
"mutual obligation" onto whingers. This is
necessary, because the community should feel they
can rely upon enforced volunteer labour from the
disabled. We face the challenge of sustaining
corporate prosperity as our society ages. So,
without any warning, a massive pool of useless old
creeps burdens us, and so we need to find a true
and final solution.

I will point out, that by your very act of voting
my team one more time into a position of power,
you have made a most damnable mistake. It disgusts
me when I see the absence of a sense of adventure
in those who refuse to embrace my enthusiasm for
demonizing and tormenting the disabled, but we are
almost daily fending-off such unwarranted
criticism. Now look, I haven't seen whether or not
that is true.

I am eternally grateful to all members of these
people and institutions. Kim Beazley. Other
national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media
whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords.
Financiers. Crooked developers.

It would be an inexcusable omission to forget
these very important issues regarding the national
ID card that I had once pledged to resist at all
costs, and workplace reform. Our society is a
great society, but my team is ever ready for the
job of doing what needs to be done to the way
people think, and the way this nation lives. I
suggest that governments need to engineer some
ways to make the plutocracy of the USA our most
important international relationship, and I won't
ever apologize for that. It has been said that our
reform agenda is a pile of NWO shit, and even
though there is some disquiet, you will accept our
ever-changing and mysterious national destiny.
There was a time when it would be normal for me to
be burnt on a pyre for what I've done, but now I
seem to get away with anything, and woefully, the
media whores never notice anything wrong.

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