Does the Hard John Howard, So You Don't Have To. Benefit from the imperious and ruthless style of the globalist cabal's grovelling spawn of Rupert Murdoch, the grovelling Prime Meanister the Hog Johnstonian "Ponzi" Howart MP "If you don't vote for me, I will place a curse on you!" Jesus crucifying orgy, on the occasion of Satan's special new definitions of "fair", Stillborn, Melbourne 15 February 100 BC At the end of the day, we can see that I will no longer allow the disabled to sap and impurify my precious bodily fluids. So get back to work, and accept that any economic "recovery" will be accidental and temporary, because my "strong economy" and "great prosperity" are fictions. I don't think there's any reason on Earth why people would trust me. You should know that I did not get into power just to let it slip away. An attack here, an attack there. Where will it be this time? I wonder what will make me look like a brave little statesman for political purposes, and to help me gloat that I can once again be the "Onion of Lies" with my many layers of lies I told over the years. Who do you really trust to reward the developers? And can you trust my opponents to send a nation mad with greed and desperation? I have become a destructive, privileged parasite. Before starting my droning drivel, I must say that I lied. Deficient in insight, and with malice, the government's ruinous and typically devastating social welfare policy implosion, is honestly no simple accident. Clearly it is not by a toss of the dice that the greatest Government in the history of the Universe can culpably blow ten billion dollars of Oz taxpayer money to carefully divert Australia's water system for a horde of economic locusts, and it is not merely good fortune that I suddenly found several billion dollars to go towards something that I forgot about, and that I probably mumbled something about yesterday. To ever utter the statement that Australia has paid off the foreign debt, as I do, is an expression of cynical disregard and a deliberate attempt to deceive you. If you look, you will find that Australia's huge foreign debt is now virtually unpayable, yet still growing. So now when the nation's killing machines desire more killing tools to misuse in my blood-soaked military adventure, I now say that the GST has given me all the money I need. I hope you enjoy the huge influx of foreign "skilled labour", and please don't choke on your barren opportunities plus your abandoned hope. I have fostered a kleptocratic wealth cult. And that is why I'm happy once again to beg you to accept my apology. And that promise is quite explicit. Here, you may enjoy a bit of my blustering indignation. Perhaps a little more extremely condescending drivel, and massively fawning flatteries. Please allow me to emphasize the Government's industrial relations legislation, and how we are participating in a foot-race towards an ever receding finishing line, and let me remind you again about how we've never pretended. Those not taken in by my drivel are of the opinion that I am the sort of horrible, nutless suckhole, constantly spewing some more very humbly propitiating garbage, that somehow has forgotten the development of any rational, critical faculty as I struggle with arriving at a political argument. And my extremely far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity make it obvious that I find it easy to hide in a political bear-cave and not take any responsibility for the damage I do. Consumers, human resources, and others, I have destroyed the future, and there is even more good news! The best government in the history of this nation, has shown that we won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans. Ladies and gentlemen, I am not one who would pretend I did not notice, that contemptible rent-paying tenants often say that I wallow in immense complacency. Now look, I don't want to give a running commentary on what is ultimately a matter for my war crimes trials. Let's move on now. This most generous regime has followed policies which will, over a period of time, bring down the foreign debt, unless they don't. People who live upon this wonderful regional outpost of the New World Order, I have to tell you, that it is the most ennobling pleasure to generously inform you of my special kind of connection with children. By the grace of The Lord, I am extremely happy about what we have accomplished. My team has without any doubt, created the gift of freedom from fear of the law, for the international corporations. That alone should be enough, but there is more. My team has without any doubt, created the gift of freedom from fear of the law, for the international corporations, despite the massive threat in the form of the truth. We have kept our secret promises. I salute the Latham Valley aspirationals who made this possible. A wonderful sign of our success, has been a strong and very positive reaction to the Government's historic ten billion dollar plan to respond to the requirement of a democracy to meet our duty of buying votes with the large sum of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the public. So by tackling this historical challenge, our Government has delivered a twisted and devious scheme that will keep the important people happy. It will not work, of course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and I appeal for the full trust of you mugs out there. This year I convened a special meeting about reforming the balance in public life and public policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the australian achievement, and to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas about the need to balance death against corporate profits in a balanced way, so that we avoid the unbalanced pitfalls of going too far in balancing the balance. I am fond of saying, honestly, about your question, will the number of pages in the Tax Act be reduced by the introduction of a GST?...Yes it will! Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, I have noticed that contemptible rent-paying tenants like to suggest that I work for a malignant cabal, but I did not contemplate a major increase in charges or taxes, so I will not consider the suggestion that my team fits the description of "the gutless leading the nutless". Well, I don't want to give a running commentary on the detail of that suggestion. I have something to say to all of those pathetic ones who fail to inherit wealth. It may seem sickening and fascistic, and you may be revolted by the systematic degradation of education services and the environment, but the corporations are backing me, so just get used to it! We are proud that the broken and faulty group of institutions whereby our culture once operated, has finally been entirely extirpated as an act of compassionate mercy. Mastery of all human impulses has finally been secured. The world grovels before our achievements! Before my team got reconstituted by the carpetbaggers, Australia was performing far below full potential and despite some fierce struggles, even the best of us were being constantly moulded and prodded by the bludging elderly. Making all this even worse, the Outer Darkness was not generating enough jobs, martians were marching in the streets, interest rates were not as high as when I was treasurer, and Australia was a Labor Party cesspit of fornicating disabled pensioners. But after my team won we got over that, then by threatening with emotional blackmail, and with the help of rabid right-wing think-tanks, Australia was saved for the holy icon of property prices. Shareholders need not work even one single minute. Despite being implicated in the Iraqi carnage, Australia has lifted its head up again. But, the outcome is that the concerns of the glorious dominant order, always nervous about the masses, are chiefly served. Let us give thanks to Jesus for giving us a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business, letting us have institutions that empower and protect us in every crime we commit, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant herd of media whores. These days we are once again under attack. We are no longer relaxed and comfortable. Dangerous Greenies have not yet been skinned alive and left for dead. Australians all should realize that an awful despair born of knowing that awful things could happen in the twenty-first century, will not lift any time soon. My people will fight tooth and nail to protect Israel's interests, wherever they are, and to support the National ID Card legislation at every turn, despite its intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily life. Taking all of that into account, today I want to reaffirm the need for consumers to stay dull in a highly competitive rat-race that is a filthy misanthropic disgrace. We all know that it is entirely off our agenda to listen to any suggestion that this land is now too crowded. The Liberal Party regime expects great things from the specious idea of mutual obligation. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The clever "Be a good fellow - go and drink some yellow" water promotion, has shown that with political commitment and slow-minded media whores, the robopathic public will swallow anything - including sewage! Major reservoirs of public money will be channelled toward the pockets of the greasiest spivs that ever robbed a nation blind. Proper implementation of "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means a big boost in unearned profits for my kind of people. You should always keep in mind my enormous addiction to the urge to make non-core promises. With sufficient extreme reform, Australia will give huge financial returns to foreign investors. It is a truism that good national management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to live their lives as they wish. It's about giving hard-working shareholders a good crack at the disabled. So I would ask you to stupidly believe that more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have been "created" since my regime slithered into office. The Greenies want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working foreign investors. These are some of the fruits of my good NWO governance. Totally unaffordable housing. A "Free Trade Agreement" with America that rolls Australia. Many more globalist military operations with our special friends. The exploitation of our newly subdued workforce. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading the pensioners to try harder. Making the poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a bombing range. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a quarry. I have looked, and I am pleased at what I see. Aspiring would-be employees can bid against other aspirants in a job auction in an employer's market, More and more australians are looking to work from their park-benches, and this is what the right-wing think-tanks fought long and hard to impose on the workers. These are the John Howard aspirationals, who are keen to work under lousy work conditions. As I just said, proof of the correctness of my market ideologies can be seen everywhere. Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers from welfare to privatized chain-gangs, will continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming years. It is only decent that the frightening bludgers thriving in our corporatized economy, uphold the glory of rule by landlords. There was a time when one would expect that I would be disemboweled for my crimes, but now I can march you all off to an obscene military carnage. The Liberal Party - the party of the worship of Mammon, will not shrink from its duty to enforce participation in the many work opportunities involving gross legalized fraud. We will be taking orders from corporations on how to make myself the chief architect of the plan to make Australia join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. as we vomit out another bucket of hypocrisy and cant. It has taken many years of economic and social reform to make Australia join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. Australian work life will now increasingly come under penal sanctions, and we will see our powerful policing systems look into other personal parts of people's daily lives. Rising health care costs will continue to pose a challenge for the human resources, as the NWO "Joy Through Work" programs find suitable chemical cures for the depression caused by living in a dystopian shithole. My scungy government of misfits requires that we enforce a spirit of "mutual obligation" onto my critics. I will firmly assert that a plague of economic locusts needs enforced volunteer labour from the disabled. The Government has highlighted the need to sustain corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems that we are saddled with a load of useless old cripples, and this will force the corporations to cleverly design a true and final solution. It should not be necessary to point out, that at the end of the day, by the very act of putting my party once again into office, you have lost any protections you once had. It irritates me that I must fight the stubborn conservative streak in those who refuse to embrace my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, but we are repudiating and rebuking such cynicism, almost daily. Look, I think it's still too early to make a final judgement about the judgements of whinging losers. We are deeply obligated to many of these people and organizations. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Kim Beazley. Here are some highly significant issues concerning privatization, and operation of the market system. The people have not asked for massive change, but I am never shy of the ongoing job of reforming and moulding the way people work, and australian society. The point is to design a "to do" list of programmes to radically reform our national institutions, and my government will do just that. It has been said that our reform agenda is a pile of NWO shit, and even though there is great alarm among the elites, the Liberal Party is committed to remorselessly implementing the neoliberal challenge to radically remould Australia. After all of this shit it would be normal for me to be exorcised, tied to a stake, then burnt, but, under the grossness and brutality of the current regime, amazingly, I say anything to continue as Prime Minister - and it always works! .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm