Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your John Howard with the discursive staggerings that come from the mind of Dubya's favourite violator, the inept Prime Monster the Hog Johnathan Winston Hogwart MP "Getting the little things wrong" necrophile address, promoting the first most embraceable arse-sucking convention, Necrophilia temple, Death Valley 14 January 2000 You may have noticed that I would never trust the judgement of anyone having dealings with me, so I warn you that your life will be more brutal and degrading, because we have enjoyed years of the country running on autopilot. I am an encourager and a persuader and an advocate of all that helps me. Remember that your mutual obligation requires you to "move on" when I peevishly tell you to. A bomb here, a bomb there. Where will it be this time? I wonder how the "invaders" will try to "invade" so that it will create a "security crisis" so that I will always be the victorious darling of the media whores. Ask yourselves can you trust my opponents to force the NWO Biometric ID Card onto you? And also ask yourselves whether you would trust my opponents to reward the international bankers? I am only good for laying wreaths at war cemeteries. The war on terror is a clever distortion of the truth. Enfeebled by age, and in partnership with dislocation and chaos, the National Government's demoralizing and totally depressing foreign relations planning debacle, plainly is not just good fortune. It is not by a toss of the dice that the greatest Government in the history of the Universe can criminally spend billions of dollars of your money to make a gift of your national water assets for transnational carpetbaggers, nor is it by a toss of the dice that I got hold of several billion dollars to go towards something that seemed like a good idea at the time, and that I announced at some point. To knowingly suggest that Australia has no foreign debt, as I am prone to do, is an expression of cynical disregard with a flight of deceptive and extreme fantasy. In fact, Australia's largest foreign debt ever has grown massively, and is still growing. Now when our killing machines request weapons to carry into my filthy so-called middle-east war, I point out that Oz shitkickers will supply the money. Be repelled by the rapacity and villainy of my "successful" friends, and I advise taking great care with your big dose of my all-pervading influence plus a materialistic and sordid outlook as the new norm. I am only good for laying wreaths at war cemeteries. And because of this I am glad of this public opportunity to offer you my admission of culpability. Australia deserves better. Australia deserves a Prime Minister who they can take on his word. But putting these issues aside, let me offer you some lying with flippant ease. You may also enjoy some more highly ill-concealed impatience, and massively lifeless imbecility. I'll just quickly point out that the sole purpose of our changes is to introduce flexibilities and changes and alterations in our workplace relations culture, and how we've been quite transparent, and I may have forgotten to tell you about how you are striving for even greater success. After years of my antics, many people say that I typify a kind of dangerous sociopath, always drawling some more very facile criticism, who has bypassed any serious rational, critical faculty as I try to remember the last lie I told while pretending to be expounding an honest political viewpoint. And my pathetic long-winded, second-hand policy statements generated in America reveal how easy it has become to not take any responsibility for the damage I do to others. Human resources, this is double-plus-good! This bold, visionary government has committed you all to our NWO reform process. My dear corporate assets, I have noticed, that intellectuals like to suggest that I radiate ill-concealed contempt, Look, I'm not going to be pushed into analyzing what is really meant by that. We are better off to talk about my positive achievements. This most humanitarian regime has shown that we won't just automatically click our heels and follow the Americans. My friends who live upon our wonderful reformed global workplace, it has always been among the greatest experiences, and always a great honour to briefly touch upon our achievements, and to protect you from communism. This most generous regime is particularly happy to stand on our record. By remorselessly applying NWO globalist reforms, we have been the agent that has given Heaven on Earth. And there is more. By remorselessly applying NWO globalist reforms, we have without any doubt, created the boon of a bovine public, because we would not accept any obstruction from pointy-headed, tree-hugging intellectuals. I have kept my promises, unless I haven't, but we have all moved on. I praise the Struggle Street battlers who supported me. We have been heartened to see a welcoming response to my responsible regime's historic ten billion dollar plan to respond to the great challenge of working out what to do with this exciting amount of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the public. So by correctly responding to these fundamental problems, the Government has delivered a twisted and devious scheme that will prove very thrilling for some corporations. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and I will need agreement from an easy to manipulate robopathic public. We were pleased to recently speak at length about the wonderful balance we now see in public life and public policy, which has been a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Liberal Government, and to discuss issues of deeply balanced financial interest about how to find a way to balance economic implosion against the interests of the wealthy in a balanced way, so that the balanced interests of the right people get the most balance. Just let me say this one thing, sincerely, there's no way that a GST will ever be part of our policy, unless it is! Ladies and gentlemen, it has been noticed that weaklings are fond of suggesting that my reforms encourage total idiocy, but since the assumption of the National ID Card legislation is that every australian is a cheat, I must oppose it, unless I don't, so I treat with utter contempt, even the slightest suggestion that the government is really just "the cruel leading the fools". When all is said and done, I don't want to go into whether or not that is true. I have a message for those pathetic useless feeders. It may make you sick to see the continual degradation of public health, and transport, but the corporations are backing me, and there is nothing you can do about it! We can see that the long outmoded way this country distributed wealth, has now, in accord with market principles been extensively reformed because it stood in the way of my reform agenda. A brave new world proudly stands on the ashes of the weak old order. The world trembles before our might! In the period of communist rule before my fine collection of sociopaths was elected, the public was not producing enough wealth for landlords and most of us were completely bamboozled by the fast-talking style of a giant impersonal machine. Not surprisingly, the beating heart of a good people mutated into a new definition of horror, shareholders were suiciding daily, employment rates were either high or low, and Iraq was planning to invade. But after my team won we got over that, then by applying fiscal rectitude, and with clear goals, hard work and a sense of purpose, the nation was saved for transnational carpetbaggers. Unemployment and inflation are both high and low. This Government has kept Australia riding as steady as the unsinkable Titanic. But, the outcome is that the plans of the landed gentry, always nervous about the masses, are being fully met. Let us give thanks to Jesus for all those chickens we could shit out of wholesome aussie guts, letting us have institutions that empower and protect us in every crime we commit, and for letting us get away with blue, bloody, mass murder. But now, a new threat has appeared. Be alarmed but not too alarmed. The welfare system has not yet been entirely uprooted and destroyed. It is true that the darkness spawned by the prospect of social harmony in this exciting "shared adventure" in reform, could derail the NWO. Australia must be prepared to use all means at our disposal to force the disabled back to work, and to support the National ID Card legislation at every turn, despite its imputation that every australian is a cheat. Because of these things, today I want to reaffirm our faith in Australia as a colony of international capital. Even if anyone notices it it is entirely off our agenda to listen to any suggestion that this land is now too crowded. The thatcherite Howard regime is prepared to do the things that need to be done to others. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The creative "The Best Turd In The Herd" sewage-enriched water promotion, shows that with total media spin and by avoiding inconvenient facts, we could sell turd muffins with a cherry on top, to all the morons out there. Major lakes of public money will be poured into a plague of economic locusts. Proper implementation of "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means that the public has been suckered once again by those infected with rapacious greed. You must never, ever underestimate my enormous addiction to fits of uncontrollable grovelling to those who seem powerful. Under my wise economic management, Australia will join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. It is axiomatic that good economic management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to squeeze the maximum out of australians. It's about giving hard-working media barons a good handful of money from the taxpayer cookie jar. We also found an extremely clever new way to calculate that many more of the disabled are "working productively" and "accumulating wealth" since the mass media now lets me get away with blue murder. The homeless want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working bankers. Here is some of what I gave to you. Increasing homelessness. A "Free Trade Agreement" with America that rolls Australia. Increased profits for the corporations that want cheaper labour. Elevating the killing of foreigners to a position of holiness. Freeing the wealthy of any culpability. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to run my legalistic maze. Making the sick ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land of cheap soldiers. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a reliable, friendly dog. Vindications of my reform policies abound. The elderly homeless now accept their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Many human resources spend their days picking through garbage bins, and all of us can see that this is proof of the benefits of my new culture of radical reform. These people are not scared to sacrifice everything so my friends can buy one more investment property, and who are keen to work for lower pay rates. My critics are now silent, because, vindications of my reform policies abound. Moving many more doddering blue-rinse bludgers from disabled pensions to "mutual obligation" compulsory volunteer teams to replace police force staff, will continue to be a top priority for conservative government in coming years. It is only fair that the "life unworthy of life" thriving in our globalized economy, feed a plague of economic locusts. After all of this shit it would be normal for me to be drawn and quartered, but now I can spew out the most gormless nonsense, and still be believed. The Liberal Party - the party of enterprise and of individual vainglory, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to enforce legislation that is designed to make even more human resources "fair game". We have been getting advice from neo-liberal think-tanks on how to cheaply implement homelessness-based businesses, as we put our own snouts deep into the trough of public money. We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to transform Australia to suit corporate needs. We have greatly extended the reach of government in the economy, and by data-matching with our bold NWO biometric ID card we will move into those areas people previously considered private. Government will pass-on rising health care costs to consumers as we apply chemical moderation to any political dissent. The NWO dictates that we apply a well deserved penalty for those who fail to work convincingly for the wealthy. And it cannot be emphasized too much that we need enforced volunteer labour from the disabled. We face the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. So, without any warning, a massive pool of useless old creeps burdens us, and this challenges us to find a way to rid us of this pestilence. People should understand, that by your very act of trustingly putting me back into office, you have made yourselves "fair game". It always bothers me to see the absence of a sense of adventure in those who refuse to embrace my enthusiasm for demonizing and tormenting the disabled, and we are required to continually change our story to convince a sceptical public. However, I don't want to give a running commentary on that, and I don't need to. Thank you to so many of these people who made the ordeal of my regime possible. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Kim Beazley. These are some extremely vital issues regarding the NWO national ID card that I now suddenly badly want, and international trade reform. This nation is fine just as it is, but my despicable gang of thugs is ever ready for the task of re-engineering all the national institutions, and this fine nation. I suggest that governments need to engineer some ways to cure any illness afflicting national character, and I will do just that. I've been accused of a gutless disregard for the suffering of others, and even though there is some disquiet, this bold, visionary government is committed to remorselessly implementing change, change for the sake of change, and even more change. In wiser times one would expect that I would be exorcised, tied to a stake, then burnt, but these days I promote corporate selfishness, and amazingly, my future of benefiting from proceeds of crime is assured. .oOo. http://www.bilegrip.com/var/www/html/images/gee.ozbest2.png http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm