More bad luck brought to Australia by the
disordered imagination confusing the coalition's
favourite desecrator, the lying Prime Minister the
Ho' John WhatChoices HogWartChoices MP "Goodness
is good" commemorative address, on the occasion of
the first blameless victim punishing celebratory
John Howard 24 hour continuous total submersion
baptism, Jerusalem Israel, 29 August 1948

I think I should tell you that you should never
trust the judgement of any political party that
has dealings with me, so be warned that you will
experience life as a rat-race, because Australia
is spending tens of billions each year just to
cover the interest on foreign debt. Governments
cannot legislate to enforce themselves winning
again, but some things help. My regime has always
offered you choice in which "official story" to
believe. You must never forget that it is not for
you to know "state secrets". Truth is the first
casualty of war against the stupid public, so
guess how the "terrorists" will make me look like
a national saviour so that I will always slither
back into office.

Who do you really trust to viciously vilify the
poor? And can you trust my opponents to reward my
special friends?

I am only good for following America into
blood-soaked commercial wars. My goal of a fair
and decent society is a fraud. Grievously in
error, and in a conspiracy by bigots and
blockheads, the thatcherite Howard regime's
demoralizing and extremely devastating economic
vision failure, is honestly not just a fluke.
Clearly it is not only random chance that this
bold, visionary regime is in a position to
criminally misuse ten billion dollars of Oz
taxpayer money to carefully divert Australia's
water system for transnational carpetbaggers, and
it is not only random chance that I suddenly found
1.5 billion dollars to go towards something that I
forgot about, and that I probably announced in the
middle of one of my self-congratulating drones.

To knowingly claim that Australia has no debt, as
I constantly do, is simply downright nonsense or a
sleazy attempt to pull the wool over your eyes. In
fact, Australia's largest foreign debt ever is
still growing.

I suppose you can notice that when the nation's
robopathic military killers need weapons to misuse
in my filthy so-called middle-east war, I assert
that the GST has given me all the money I need.

Experience the bleak horror of the shabbiness and
vulgarity of my philistine tastes, and be sickened
by your large dose of my politically aggressive
selfishness along with horrible involvement in
laughable and grotesque social diversions.

You have a right to be told the truth. So here I
am, begging you to accept my admission of guilt.
My criminal negligence should be punished. Now,
let me drone some humbly propitiating garbage.
Here is some more extremely obvious gross
exaggeration, and monumentally concatenated
pedantries. I must remind you how we've been quite
transparent, and that the best way to guarantee
that those conditions will continue is to embrace
further reform, and I hope I did not forget to
tell you about how we will never reach perfection.

Increasing numbers of people say that I am a kind
of pathetic goose, addicted to droning a lot of
very condescending hypocrisies, that somehow has
forgotten the development of any honesty as I try
to remember the last lie I told while pretending
to be developing a political argument. And my
long-running play acts of being a competent
authority make it obvious that I find it easy to
espouse a position I'm not prepared to take any
responsibility for.

Stockholders, and shareholders, we have gone to
war against Eastasia, and I have some more good
news! This most fair and decent regime has been
doing wonderful work. People, I am not one who
would pretend I did not notice, that losers are
fond of suggesting that my reforms will create
dystopian slums. Well, I'm not going to speculate
on that, and I don't need to. Let's move on now.
The best sociopathic government that international
banks could buy, has definitely got the corporate
fundamentals right.

Confused voters who reside within this Southern
Quarry, we all know that I find it to be a great
thrill to briefly mention my achievements, and to
warn you about invisible threats. This period of
responsible Howard-government is why we are very
content to see what we have changed. This
government that balances justice against profits,
has ultimately made a magnificent, monumentally
huge foreign debt. Can we expect more? Yes we can.
This most fair and decent regime has without any
doubt, created a once-nice country that is
mutating into a crowded, demented dystopia, even
though we had to climb over huge obstacles erected
by the international plot led by bludging disabled
pensioners. You have wonderfully trusted my secret
plan. I salute those who volunteered their labour
for the sake of the corporations.

We anticipate a warm public embrace of the
Government's historic ten billion dollar plan to
not flinch from the serious challenge of choosing
which of our friends should receive the large sum
of ten billion dollars of money stolen from the
public. So by correctly responding to this
historical challenge, my Government has put on the
table a long-range, well-funded plan that will
keep the important people happy. This political
trick will not work, of course, unless I can get
the mugs to carry the financial burdens of
adjustment, and I earnestly hope that I can have
the full cooperation of my sleazy corporate
colleagues.

Last year I spoke at length about the great sense
of balance in public life and public policy, which
has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the
achievement of the balanced Howard Government, and
to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas
about the need to balance peace against the
interests of the wealthy in a balanced way, so
that balance is not replaced by an unbalance
toward justice.

Let me say this, at the end of the day, Iraq
continues to work on developing nuclear weapons.
Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, I
have noticed that contemptible rent-paying tenants
often level the charge that my reforms will create
dystopian slums, but I can guarantee we're not
going to have $100,000 university degree courses,
and I treat with utter contempt, the vile slander
that my government is really just "a turd leading
the herd". And no, I don't want to give a running
commentary on what is really meant by that. Here
is a savage rebuke to all of those laughable ones
who fail to inherit wealth. You may disagree with
the poor getting very much poorer, but the
corporations are backing me, and you voted for me!

We all have noticed that the thoroughly
wrong-headed means whereby our institutional life
performs, has now been brutally pushed aside as an
example of compassionate conservatism. An exultant
master race hails the strong new world order that
grew out of the ashes of the old order. We cast a
giant shadow across the whole universe!

It seems like it was a long time ago, but in the
years before our gang of corporate suckholes was
elected, it was obvious to blind Freddy that we
were comatose and although we prayed, and prayed,
we were in the iron-fist of a hideous strength.
Also, mass amnesia in league with incomprehensible
idiocy had turned workers into solid members of
the middle class, martians were marching in the
streets, bad people were everywhere, and workers
failed to return a large dividend or profit to
shareholders.

We crushed the last trace of life out of that,
when we finally won, and by threatening with
emotional blackmail, and with the help of
Zionists, this country has been turned around.
Shareholders need not work even one single minute.
This Government has kept Australia involved in the
blood-soaked wars of conquest of other nations.
And so, at the end of the day, the interests of
the noble patrician classes, always nervous about
the impoverished masses, are being amply served.

Now we must join our hands in prayer, and thank
The Lord for giving us a country where nobody is
allowed to mind his own business, making us unable
to care for any other living creatures, and the
vulgar, sickening, and untrue, Great Australian
Dream.

However, there are new threats. Keep your fridge
magnet close to your body at all times. Dangerous
Greenies have not been stopped from prowling the
streets at night.

I promise you that the creeping horror caused by
knowing that awful things could happen in the
twenty-first century, has the potential to
exterminate economic locusts. My people will fight
tooth and nail to keep economic locusts safe, and
to prevent, unless I don't, the intrusion of a
draconian kind and level into daily life by a
National ID Card.

Beyond these awesome responsibilities, let us pray
to dark forces for our faith in Australia as a
nuclear waste dump for other nations. You should
know that you will not hear me say that mass
immigration now has terrible effects.

My pack of dingoes expects great things from the
specious idea of mutual obligation. The next
challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's
lucrative urban water problem. The strong and
increasing public preference for sewage over clean
water, shows that with total media spin and by
avoiding inconvenient facts, our regime can build
projects of major financial importance that the
public pay for. Major flows of public money will
be piped to the coffers of grateful merchant
bankers. Success in "water management" means more
bodies in urban areas, and that means higher
residential rents, and lower wages. You should
always keep in mind the prominent position in my
life of frenzies of arse sucking for those who
seem wealthy or powerful.

Under my wise economic management, australians can
look forward to a new era of hard labour in a
police state. I've always believed that good
economic management is about giving landlords the
incentive to end their fears of losing out on some
unearned income. It's about giving hard-working
shareholders a good crack at the disabled. Since
"a job" could be one hour a week, we can see how
many more of the disabled are "working
productively" and "accumulating wealth" since our
gang of corporate suckholes were put in charge. My
critics want you to believe that this is not
genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
shareholders.

Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. The most depressing regime ever imposed
upon Australia. Numerous cowardly acts of idiocy
and deceit. Wages and conditions that fit in with
an asian future. Some extra belt-tightening for
the sick. Freeing the wealthy of a sense of
obligation. Goading everyone to climb the greasy
pole of futility. Goading the pensioners to try
harder. Making the sick ashamed and remorseful.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land
stripped bare. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a quarry.

I have looked, and I am pleased at what I see. The
elderly homeless now understand their obligations
to those who live in well-deserved inherited
opulence, Australia will soon join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations,
and this is evidence of good old "rugged
individualism" trying to survive under my harsh
social darwinism. These people are not scared to
die for one of my reforms, and who are keen to
work under lousy work conditions. It is clear by
now, there are many encouraging signs to be seen.

Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from
poverty to a meeting with "The Final Solution",
will continue to be a challenge for no-nonsense
government in coming years. Free-market forces
firmly insist that the genetically inferior
thriving in our community, boost the fortunes of
international carpetbaggers. In wiser times one
would expect that I would be considered a type of
retarded pig, but now I can speak utter drivel.

The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational
corporations, has a mandate to respond to these
trends with making Australia join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations.
We have been getting advice from neo-liberal
think-tanks on how to cheaply implement
poverty-based businesses, in another disgraceful
term of applied corruption.

We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to make
Australia suit Israel's needs. We have greatly
extended the reach of government in the economy,
and we will see our powerful policing systems look
into those areas people previously considered
private.

The burden of privatized medicine will be carried
by the users of those services, as the agents of
those services increasingly medicate away any
unruly urges to organize against the NWO. Our
proud new globalist economics insists that we
apply a well deserved penalty for anyone who fails
to inherit wealth. I will firmly assert that
foreign investors need ample cheap labour from the
more unfortunate. I have highlighted the challenge
of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society
ages. It seems that the bludging elderly have
cruelly sneaked-up on us, and this will force the
corporations to cleverly design a final solution
to the problem.

Surely you realize, that at the end of the day, by
the very act of stupidly putting my party one more
time into a position of power, you have all
exposed yourselves to great danger. So I am
constantly amazed when I look at the stubborn
conservative streak in those left-wing weaklings
who flinch at my Iraq holy war for oil adventure,
but I will ignore that for the moment, as I have
more to say on happier things. Of course, I think
it's still too early to make a final judgement
about the detail of that suggestion.

I will acknowledge all of those who involved
themselves in my schemes. Zionists. Media whores.
Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords.
Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national
governments. Importers. Kim Beazley.

Let me just mention something briefly about these
very pressing matters about financial reform, and
workplace reform. Our people are a great people,
but our neo-Liberal gang is always eager to pick
up whatever needs to be done to reform the
national character, and Australia. The reform
process places us under increasing pressure to
make a laundry list of programmes to radically
reform our national institutions, and I will
never, ever apologize for that. We have had fierce
opposition from most of the public, and even
though there is great alarm among the elites, you
will carry the burden of our need for you to
swallow the total fraud of our social and economic
folderol. In earlier times one would expect that I
would be drawn and quartered, but now I can
embrace contradictory theories, and dreadfully, I
do believe that I really got away with my cunning
and cruelty.

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