__SPEW#001 My goal of a fair and decent society is a fraud, so please accept my most abject apology. However, I can't say absolutely that there will be no further change to any of that. Here, you may enjoy a bit of my facile criticism. You may also enjoy some more garbled information, and euphemistic affectations. Allow me to point out how we haven't deceived the Australian people, and how we will never reach perfection. Increasing numbers of people have noticed that I typify the sort of dangerous sociopath, addicted to spewing some consoling platitudes, who forgot all about the development of any plausibility on my way to stating a political argument. And my pathetic long-winded misleading drones make it obvious that I find it easy to hide in a political bear-cave and not take any responsibility for the damage I do. Consumers, human resources, and others, listen to the good news. Our determination to plough-forward no matter what, has established that truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never disposable in national political life. Confused voters, it has been drawn to my attention, that contemptible rent-paying tenants like to suggest that I work for a malignant cabal. Well, I'm not going to speculate on what will be revealed in my war crimes trials. We have great reason to be thankful about my achievements. Our government has definitely got the corporate fundamentals right. Confused voters of our wonderful reformed global workplace, it is always among the greatest experiences, and always a great honour to briefly mention our achievements, and to keep you safe from invisible threats. My team is extremely happy to see what we have changed. The humanitarian Howard regime has without any doubt, created the greatest amount of personal debt ever. And there is more. This period of responsible Howard-government has ultimately made a return to the proper way to share the national wealth, even though we had to climb over huge obstacles erected by the truth about anything at all. We have kept you to your mutual obligations. I salute those who volunteered their labour for the sake of the corporations. We anticipate a welcoming response to the Government's ten billion dollar plan to bravely face-up to the requirement of a democracy to meet our duty of spending this exciting amount of ten billion dollars of public money. So by tackling this historical challenge, my Government has delivered a twisted and devious scheme that will prove very thrilling for some corporations. It will not work, of course, unless there are new draconian "governance arrangements", and I appeal for agreement from you mugs out there. I recently spoke regarding not upsetting the balance in public life and public policy, which has been a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Greatest Government Ever, and to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas about how to balance the balanced interests of the working poor against the interests of the wealthy in a balanced way, so that balance is not replaced by an unbalance toward justice. My friends, it is my great pleasure to announce, you can quote me on this, Saddam shreds humans with a giant paper-shredding machine. My fellow australians, I have noticed that contemptible rent-paying tenants often level the charge that I am a frenzied, little sociopath, but I was told by the NWO that they really need the human resources to all have an ID card, so I treat with sublime indifference the vile slander that my regime fits the description of "a turd leading the herd". Now look, I think it's still too early to make a final judgement about every little detail of my secret plans. I have something to say to all of those contemptible intellectuals. You may not like the poor getting very much poorer, but the banks are backing me, so just get used to it! We are proud that the broken and faulty set of weak tendencies whereby the mass of human resources used to perform, has finally been extensively reformed for the benefit of our friends in the american Fatherland. Economic reform proudly stands on the ashes of the weak old order. We are united in marching to war with our strong brothers! For some years before my fine collection of sociopaths got conveniently helped into power by globalists, this wonderful nation was comatose and the vast majority of us were under the control of weaklings of all kinds. Making all this even worse, the hound of Hell was not generating enough jobs, banks could not make a suitable profit, interest rates were not as high as when I was treasurer, and workers failed to return a large dividend or profit to shareholders. But after my team won we got over that, then by stealth, and with the help of NWO corporate governance, the nation was saved for transnational carpetbaggers. Living standards of real-estate agents are now higher than ever. Despite being implicated in the Iraqi carnage, Australia has lifted its head up again. And so, at the end of the day, the plans of the magnificent ruling elite, always frightened of the impoverished masses, are being attended to. Let us give thanks to Jesus for all those chickens we could shit out of wholesome aussie guts, letting us have institutions that empower and protect us in every crime we commit, and a corrupt, self-absorbed and ignorant herd of media whores. Hark! Does that burger you have just consumed have a 100% BSE quotient? Socialism has not yet been entirely undermined. You all should realize that an awful despair born of knowing that awful things could happen in our pragmatic new era, has the potential to ruin investor profits. Australia must be prepared to use all means at our disposal to defend America's interests in the region, and to prevent the intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily life by a National ID Card. As a pre-emptive response to all these challenges, I am committed to preserving our faith in Australia as a country that is now an arsewipe for international carpetbaggers. It is now a religion that you will not hear me say that this land is now too crowded. My fine collection of sociopaths is prepared to do the things that need to be done to others. We will soon face the challenge of a frontal assault on Australia's profitable urban water problem. The creative "Don't Frown - Drink Brown" sewage-enriched water promotion, has proved that I was right about public idiocy, and that we could sell turd muffins with a cherry on top, to all the morons out there. Major reservoirs of public money will be channelled toward the pockets of the greasiest spivs that ever robbed a nation blind. By the techniques of "water management", we can fit more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher residential rents, and lower wages. You may have sometimes noticed the prominent position in my life of fits of uncontrollable grovelling to those who seem powerful. If we get these big things right, australians can look forward to a new era of hard labour in a police state. It is a truism that good national management is about giving foreign investors the freedom and opportunity to squeeze the maximum out of australians. It's about giving hard-working plutocrats a very good suck on public assets. We also found an extremely clever new way to calculate that more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have been "created" since I slithered into office. The marxists want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working bankers. Here is some of what I gave to you. A scare campaign replete with various bogeymen. A joyous and fair new definition of work conditions. Many more globalist military operations with our special friends. Some extra belt-tightening for the poor. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of futility. Goading everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the sick ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land of cheap soldiers. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a quarry. Proof of the correctness of my market ideologies can be seen everywhere. The elderly homeless now understand their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Many human resources spend their days picking through garbage bins, and this is what the right-wing think-tanks fought long and hard to impose on the workers. These are people with drive, who are keen to work for lower pay rates. As I just said, proof of the correctness of my market ideologies can be seen everywhere. Moving many more doddering blue-rinse bludgers from disabled pensions to properly managed commercial work camps, will continue to be a challenge for no-nonsense government in coming years. It is only fair that the commercially retarded thriving in our globalized economy, repay the generosity of the wealthy. After all of this shit I would normally be disemboweled for my crimes, but now I can get away with anything, and treason is chicken feed for me. The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational corporations, has been the champion of participation in the many work opportunities involving gross legalized fraud. We will be taking additional steps to cheaply implement poverty-based businesses, in another filthy round of betrayal and deception. It has taken many years of economic and social reform to mould Australia to suit America's needs. We have greatly extended the reach of government in the economy, and we will see our authority spread ever deeper into those areas people previously considered private. Increased medical costs will be passed on to consumers as we apply chemical moderation to the depression caused by living in a dystopian shithole. The NWO dictates that a suitable regime of punishment is developed for intellectuals. We should remember that we need ample cheap labour from the more unfortunate. I have highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. And so, we find ourselves with a surplus of charmless geriatrics on our hands, and this will force the corporations to cleverly design a way to rid society of this scourge. It should not be necessary to point out, that by your very act of stupidly putting myself and my team one more time into a position of power, you have all made yourselves "fair game". It irritates me when I look at the absence of a sense of adventure in those who refuse to embrace my radical reform agenda, but we are repudiating and rebuking such cynicism, almost daily. Now look, I don't want to give a running commentary on that, and I don't need to. Invaluable support came from many of these people and institutions. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Kim Beazley. Don't forget about these very vital issues regarding privatization, and operation of the market system. This nation is fine just as it is, but our boy's club is never shy of the issue of the reform process we need to apply to the way people think, and this fine nation. My job is to engineer some ways to fix all manner of social ills, and I will do just that. We have had fierce opposition from most of the public, and even though there is great alarm among the elites, you will carry the burden of the intense need for constant change that I claim is required. In wiser times one would expect that I would be considered a type of retarded pig, but now I can exude cool confidence even when I am clueless. .oOo.