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Australians rightfully see me as the author of
their misery, so as a consequence please accept my
admission of guilt. And that is an absolutely rock
solid, ironclad commitment. Now, let me drone some
diffuse verbosity. Perhaps a little more
complacent platitudes, and compulsory repetition.
I'll just quickly mention that the best way to
guarantee that those conditions will continue is
to embrace further reform, and how we say we're
not going to prevent unions bargaining on behalf
of workers.

Many are of the opinion that I am the sort of
pathological liar, constantly droning facile
criticism, who has forgotten the development of
any plausibility on my way to expounding a
political argument. And my pathetic long-winded,
second-hand policy statements generated in America
make it obvious that I find it easy to not take
any responsibility for my straw-man arguments.

Stockholders, and shareholders, we have gone to
war against Eastasia, and I have some more good
news! Through the mercy of Jesus, I have not been
blocked by weak concerns with economic and social
well-being. Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow
australians, I have noticed, that intellectuals
often level the charge that I give voice to a
tireless egotism. And no, I haven't seen what is
ultimately a matter for my war crimes trials. I
would rather talk about other things. This most
humanitarian regime has followed policies which
will, over a period of time, bring down the
foreign debt, unless they don't.

My friends of our magnificent Southern Quarry, it
is always an uplifting experience to generously
inform you of our achievements, and to protect you
from communism. The dalek-led Howard regime is
very content about what we have accomplished. This
most fair and decent regime has been the agent
that has given the greatest amount of personal
debt ever. And that is not all. The thatcherite
Howard regime has without any doubt, created a
magnificent, monumentally huge foreign debt,
despite the massive threat in the form of
intellectuals. I have kept my promises, unless I
haven't, but we have all moved on. I salute the
Latham Valley aspirationals who made this
possible.

It is clear by now, that there is much wild
applause from our banker friends in connection
with the Government's wonderful ten billion dollar
plan to bravely face-up to the serious challenge
of working out what to do with this exciting
amount of ten billion dollars of taxpayer money.
So by correctly responding to this fiscal
challenge, our Government has whipped-up a sleazy
scheme that will prove very thrilling for some
corporations. It will not work, of course, unless
I can get the mugs to carry the financial burdens
of adjustment, and I will need enthusiastic
support from my sleazy corporate colleagues.

My gang and the plutocracy recently met to discuss
the great sense of balance in public life and
public policy, which has been a balanced hallmark
of the achievement of the balanced Liberal
Government, and to consider the most balanced and
profitable ideas about the need to balance
democracy against the interests of the wealthy in
a balanced way, so that we avoid the unbalanced
pitfalls of going too far in balancing the
balance.

Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians,
let me say this, sincerely, the GST will not
increase the price of petrol for the ordinary
motorist. My fellow australians, people have
noticed that intellectuals like to suggest that my
reforms encourage total idiocy, but I was told by
the NWO that they really need the human resources
to all have an ID card, and I repudiate the vile
slander that the government is really just "a crim
leading the dim". Well, I'm not going to be pushed
into analyzing the judgements of whinging losers.
Here is a savage rebuke to all of those
contemptible bludging human resources out there.
It may make you sick to see the systematic
degradation of education services and the
environment, but the banks are backing me, and you
voted for me!

This is the right time to announce that the
gormless and stupid means whereby Australia cared
for the infirm, has now been massively reshaped in
our lifetimes. A secure, deterministic world
proudly unites with a noble corporate destiny. No
man or nation dares face our awesome might!

Even though we live in an economic and social
Paradise now, in the years before our neo-Liberal
gang was elected, we were rapidly sinking into a
deep trance and despite some fierce struggles,
even the best of us were continuously crawling to
a group of extremist ideologues. Also, a horde of
blasphemous hybrid anomalies from a hidden abyss
below was still considered better than having my
gang in power, many landlords had to do honest
work for a change, interest rates were not as high
as when I was treasurer, and Russia was planning
to invade.

I ended all of that, and so by stealth, and with
clear goals, hard work and a sense of purpose,
Australia was saved for The Queen. Shareholders
need not work even one single minute. The bludging
disabled have been driven back to the workbench.
But, the outcome is that the concerns of the
landed gentry, always frightened of the masses,
are being attended to.

Let us give thanks to Jesus for decent
right-thinking, church-going people, with their
mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces, letting us run
every kind of creepy racket you can imagine, and
the vulgar, sickening, and untrue, Great
Australian Dream.

These days we are once again under attack. Be
alert but not too alert. Public schools have not
been totally cleansed of satanic forces.

We all can see why the creeping horror caused by a
cluster of new security threats in our pragmatic
new era, will not lift any time soon. We must not
flinch from any action needed to reinforce the
equation that sports plus patriotism equals
military service, and to support the National ID
Card legislation at every turn, despite its
intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily
life.

Because of these things, today I want to reaffirm
our faith in Australia as a colony of
international capital. Even if anyone notices it
you will not be allowed to discuss that mass
immigration now has terrible effects.

My pack of social misfits is prepared to do the
things that need to be done to others. We will
soon face the challenge of a frontal assault on
Australia's profitable urban water problem. The
strong and raging public thirst for sewage, has
proved that I was right about public idiocy, and
that our regime can tackle issues of major
corporate importance at public expense. Major
flows of public money will be piped to the pockets
of the greasiest spivs that ever robbed a nation
blind. By the techniques of "water management", we
can fit more bodies in urban areas, and that means
a big boost in unearned profits for my kind of
people. You may have sometimes noticed my enormous
weakness for the need to set a record for the
longest orgy of social and economic vandalism.

Under my wise economic management, Australia will
give huge financial returns to foreign investors.
It is a truism that good national management is
about giving foreign investors the freedom and
opportunity to avoid any unpleasant encounters
with their victims. It's about giving hard-working
media barons a very good suck on public assets.
Since "a job" could be one hour a week, we can see
how more than 1.3 million new "jobs" have been
"created" since I slithered into office. The
marxists want you to believe that this is not
genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
property owners.

We have given you all this, and more. A brave new
definition of mutual obligation. A "Free Trade
Agreement" with America that rolls Australia.
Wages and conditions that fit in with an asian
future. Some extra belt-tightening for the poor.
Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading
everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity.
Goading everyone to run my legalistic maze. Making
the sick ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a land of cheap
soldiers. Preserving the reputation of Australia,
as a tourist shithole.

Proof of the correctness of my market ideologies
can be seen everywhere. Those disabled bludgers
now accept their obligations to those who live in
well-deserved inherited opulence, Increasingly,
women and mature-age australians are renovating
their park-benches, and all of us can see that
this gives them scope to wonder what will happen
to their families. These are the John Howard
aspirationals, who are keen to work for lower pay
rates. It is clear by now, vindications of my
reform policies abound.

Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from
homelessness to "mutual obligation" compulsory
volunteer teams to replace council staff, will
continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming years. It
is imperative that the pensioners thriving in our
privatized nation, are made to think of the
shareholders. In earlier times I would normally be
considered a type of retarded pig, but no-one
stops me now, and the media whores never notice
anything wrong.

The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the
american way, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to
enforce initiatives to assist australians to work
from a condition of homelessness. I will apply
principles of the corporate state as I
significantly reduce the impediments to the
creation of a homicidal social climate, as we put
our own snouts deep into the trough of public
money.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to mould Australia to
suit America's needs. Australian work life will
now increasingly come under penal sanctions, and
its authority and scope will increasingly reach
into those areas people previously considered
private.

Government will pass-on rising health care costs
to the human resources, as the NWO "Healthy
Cities" programs sternly suppress any refusal by
human resources to perform their assigned tasks. A
fair and decent society demands that we apply a
well deserved penalty for pointy-headed
tree-hugging intellectuals. I will firmly assert
that the community should feel they can rely upon
Australia to join the international brotherhood of
third-world nations. The Government has
highlighted the need to sustain corporate
prosperity as our society ages. And so, we find
ourselves with a surplus of charmless geriatrics
on our hands, and if this trend continues, we will
have to find an efficient outcome.

Surely you realize, that at the end of the day, by
the very act of voting my team back into office,
you have made a most damnable mistake. So I am
constantly amazed when I look at the absence of a
sense of adventure in those who refuse to embrace
my radical reform agenda, but let's try to take a
positive attitude and get back to something
uplifting. Well, I'm not going to speculate on
whether or not that is true.

We are deeply obligated to all of these people and
organizations. Other national governments.
Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers.
Real-estate agents. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked
developers. Kim Beazley.

It would be well for us to reflect upon these
highly important matters about labour market
reform, and workplace reform. Our society is a
great society, but my team of slimy conmen and
solid members of the middle class are always eager
to pick up the job of constant change and reform
of all the national institutions, and Australia. I
suggest that governments need to engineer some
ways to reinforce our submission to the
international economy, and I won't ever apologize
for that. It has been said that our reform agenda
is a pile of NWO shit, but, at the end of the day,
you must finally accept the plan for Australia to
join the international brotherhood of third-world
nations. There was a time when I would normally be
run out of town at the point of a gun, but now I
can get carried away with besotted fanaticism, and
the media whores never notice anything wrong.

.oOo.