__SPEW#003 I have sold fascism covered over with a skin of democracy as liberty, and that is why I'm happy once again to beg you to accept my admission of guilt. And that is an absolutely rock solid, ironclad commitment. After that, let me drone some laboured levity. Enjoy some more diffuse verbosity, and diffuse verbosity. Allow me to mention how we're going to bring back unfair dismissals, and how we haven't deceived the Australian people. Many have noticed that I am the sort of arsewipe for wealthy kleptocrats, constantly droning dubious, and ductile, language, who has bypassed the development of any believability as I struggle with expounding a political argument. And my pathetic long-winded misleading drones make it obvious that I find it easy to hide in a political bear-cave and not take any responsibility for the damage I do. Ladies and gentlemen, hear me disclose my magnificent achievements. Through the mercy of Jesus, I have forgotten that the Tax Act has grown from 3,000 to over 9,000 pages. My dear corporate human resources, I am quite conscious, that my critics often level the charge that I have been violating all decency. And no, I don't want to give a running commentary on what is ultimately a matter for my war crimes trials. I would rather talk about other things. My team has proved that there's no way that a GST will ever be part of our policy. My dear corporate human resources who reside within our magnificent level playing-field, I have to tell you, that it is an uplifting experience to generously inform you of my achievements, and to warn you about invisible threats. By remorselessly applying NWO globalist reforms, we are enormously proud about what we have accomplished. The government has delivered a fire-sale of Australia's public assets. Consider also the other things. The dalek-led Howard regime has ultimately made a suitable, and mostly supine herd mentality, despite the massive threat in the form of the international plot led by bludging disabled pensioners. I have kept my promises, unless I haven't, but we have all moved on. I praise the Struggle Street battlers who supported me. We have been heartened to see a welcoming response to my Government's historic ten billion dollar plan to respond to the serious challenge of working out what to do with this exciting amount of ten billion dollars of public money. So by correctly responding to these fundamental problems, our Government has whipped-up a sleazy scheme that will provide a stop-gap solution. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless there are new draconian "governance arrangements", and I earnestly hope that I can have enthusiastic support from my sleazy corporate colleagues. I recently spoke regarding the great sense of balance in public life and public policy, which has been a balanced hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Liberal Government, and to consider the most balanced and profitable ideas about how to find a way to balance misery against the interests of the wealthy in a balanced way, so that we avoid the unbalanced pitfalls of going too far in balancing the balance. For once and for all, let me say you can quote me on this, the GST will not increase the price of petrol for the ordinary motorist. Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, it has been noticed that intellectuals like to suggest that I run a filthy kleptocracy, but it really is a cast-iron, rock-solid promise this time, and I will not consider the suggestion that the best government in history is no better than "the scum leading the dumb". Well, I think it's still too early to make a final judgement about the judgements of whinging losers. Here is a savage rebuke to all of those pathetic bludging disabled pensioners. It may make you sick to see the systematic degradation of education services and the environment, but the corporations are backing me, and you voted for me! It has been very satisfying to see that the communist-inspired way our nation functions, has now been kindly put to death in our lifetimes. Total efficiency in the running of the nation proudly unites with a noble corporate destiny. Now we see how far our Fatherland has come! In the period of communist rule preceding liberation, when my pack of misanthropic apes got divinely helped into power by Jesus, the public was rapidly sinking into a deep trance and although we prayed, and prayed, we were increasingly fraternizing with The Kremlin. Also, the hound of Hell was establishing a level of intrusion of a draconian kind into the day to day activities of many people with an ID card called "the Australia Card", shareholders were suiciding daily, interest rates were not as high as when I was treasurer, and workers failed to return a large dividend or profit to shareholders. But when my despicable gang of thugs won, we fixed all that, and by taking great strides, and with the help of The Lord, Australia was saved for The Queen. Shareholders need not work even one single minute. Despite being implicated in the Iraqi carnage, Australia has lifted its head up again. But, we are happy if the result is that the concerns of the landed gentry, ever anxious about the impoverished masses, are being richly served. We shall just observe a moment's silence in gratitude to God for decent right-thinking, church-going people, with their mean, pinched, bitter, evil faces, letting us run every kind of creepy racket you can imagine, and the vulgar, sickening, and untrue, Great Australian Dream. These days we are once again under attack. Unseen alien intelligences envy us, and they are laying their plans against us. Public schools have not been totally cleansed of satanic forces. We all can see why the creeping horror caused by the thought of economic equity in these alert, but not too alert times, has the potential to ruin investor profits. My people will put themselves in harm's way to force the disabled back to work, and to support the National ID Card legislation at every turn, despite its intrusion of a draconian kind and level into daily life. Because of these things, I call for us to embrace that which is most profitable in a dried-up overpopulated third-world shithole. Even if anyone notices it you will not be allowed to discuss that mass immigration now has terrible effects. Our socially retarded boy's club will impose whatever draconian force is needed to bring about change. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The exciting National Yellow-Water Initiative, has shown that with political commitment and slow-minded media whores, our regime can tackle issues of major corporate importance at public expense. Major flows of public money will be piped to the accounts of grateful shareholders. Proper implementation of "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means a big boost in unearned profits for my kind of people. You must never, ever underestimate my enormous weakness for just staying in power no matter what. If we get these big things right, Australia will give huge financial returns to foreign investors. It is a truism that good national management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to avoid any unpleasant encounters with their victims. It's about giving hard-working media barons a free kick at the poor. So I would ask you to stupidly believe that more than 1.3 million bludgers have been removed from the statistics since the mass media now lets me get away with blue murder. The Greenies want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working property owners. We have given you all this, and more. A scare campaign replete with various bogeymen. A "Free Trade Agreement" with America that rolls Australia. Wages and conditions that fit in with an asian future. Some extra belt-tightening for the poor. Freeing the wealthy of a sense of obligation. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land to exploit. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a nuclear waste dump. All the news is very good news. Those disabled bludgers now accept their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Increasingly, women and mature-age australians are renovating their park-benches, and all of us can see that this gives them scope to wonder what will happen to their families. These are the battlers from Struggle Street, who are keen to work under dangerous work conditions. It is clear by now, there are many encouraging signs to be seen. Moving many more useless arty-farty bludgers from homelessness to "mutual obligation" compulsory volunteer teams to replace police force staff, will continue to be "fast-tracked" in coming years. It is imperative that the genetically inferior thriving in our compassionate nation, are made to think of the shareholders. In earlier times I would normally be skinned alive after the things I've done, but no-one stops me now, and the media whores never notice anything wrong. The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational corporations, joyfully embraces the NWO mandate to enforce initiatives to assist australians to work from a condition of homelessness. We will be taking orders from corporations on how to cheaply implement a homicidal social climate, as we put our own snouts deep into the trough of public money. We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to transform Australia to suit corporate needs. Government will apply international corporate control in financial life, and by data-matching with our bold NWO biometric ID card we will move into all those little personal things that human resources try to hide. Government will pass-on rising health care costs to the human resources, as the NWO "Healthy Cities" programs increasingly medicate away disorder in the workplace. A fair and decent society demands that a suitable regime of punishment is developed for single mothers. This is necessary, because the community should feel they can rely upon enforced volunteer labour from the disabled. I have highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. The crippling economic burden of caring for old croakers confronts us, and so we need to find a final solution to the problem of useless eaters. Surely you realize, that by the very act of trustingly putting my team back into office, you have all made a most damnable mistake. So I am constantly amazed that I must fight the absence of a sense of adventure in those who refuse to embrace my radical reform agenda, but we are almost daily fending-off such unwarranted criticism. Well, I'm not going to speculate on whether or not that is true. We are deeply obligated to all of these people and institutions. Kim Beazley. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Here are some highly important issues regarding corporatization, and the reform process. Our society is a great society, but my despicable gang of thugs is always eager to pick up the job of doing what needs to be done to all the national institutions, and Australia. My job is to engineer some ways to make the plutocracy of the USA our most important international relationship, and I won't ever apologize for that. My critics say that I am a putrid social cancer, and even though there is some disquiet, you must finally accept the non-optional NWO plan to totally dominate every aspect of your lives. There was a time when one would expect that I would be considered a type of retarded pig, but now I can get carried away with besotted fanaticism, and I can march you all off to an obscene military carnage. .oOo.