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After a careful study of all the evidence, I have
concluded that I am a deceiver, and so I assure
you that sometimes one needs to accept my apology.
This has been such a burdensome business, I'm so
sorry. Now, I will get back to pretence of being a
competent authority. Let me add some more dubious,
and ductile, language, and derogatory denials.
Just let me emphasize how it's unfair to the
private shareholders, and how it's unfair to the
private shareholders.

Some are of the opinion that I typify the sort of
creature, always babbling some repeated
falsification, that somehow forgot all about any
serious honesty as I struggle with developing an
honest political viewpoint. And my long-running
play acts of being a competent authority reveal
how easy it has become to not take any
responsibility for the damage I do to others.

Confused voters, listen to the good news. Our
government has definitely got the globalist
fundamentals right. My dear human resources, you
may have noticed, that whingers often say that I
radiate ill-concealed contempt, At the end of the
day, I'm not going to be pushed into analyzing
what is really meant by that. Let's move on now.
The government has been doing wonderful work.

Consumers who live upon this land, it has always
been the most ennobling pleasure to briefly touch
upon my achievements, and to protect you from
socialism. This most generous regime is more than
satisfied to stand on our record. Through the
mercy of Jesus, I have created the greatest amount
of personal debt ever. Can we expect more? Yes we
can. This most generous regime has been the agent
that has given a return to pride in military
conquest, because we would not accept any
obstruction from intellectuals. You have
wonderfully trusted my secret plan. Thank you for
trusting me.

It has been noticed by many, that there has been a
strong and very positive reaction to my
responsible regime's ten billion dollar plan to
not flinch from the challenge of choosing which of
our friends should receive the large sum of ten
billion dollars of money stolen from the public.
So by correctly responding to these fundamental
problems, the Government has delivered a twisted
and devious scheme that will keep the important
people happy. It will not work, of course, unless
all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and
I earnestly hope that I can have the full trust of
the pretty little media talking air-heads.

Last year I spoke at length about the wonderful
balance we now see in public life and public
policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced
hallmark of the achievement of the balanced Howard
Government, and to discuss issues of deeply
balanced financial interest about the need to
balance peace against the interests of the wealthy
in a balanced way, so that the balanced interests
of the right people get the most balance.

Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians,
let me say this, in all honesty, there's no way
that a GST will ever be part of our policy. My
fellow australians, people have noticed that
losers are fond of suggesting that my reforms
encourage deep nihilism and depression, but truth
is absolute, truth is supreme, and that is why I
repudiate the suggestion that our government is
really just "a tool leading the fools". When all
is said and done, I don't want to give a running
commentary on that, and I don't need to. This
message is meant for those pathetic bludging
disabled pensioners. You may disagree with the
continual degradation of public health, and
transport, but the media whores are backing me,
and there is no serious political opposition!

It has been most heartening to realize that the
totally dysfunctional way this nation works, has
been set on fire, like Baghdad's babies in a swift
and final manner. Mastery of all human impulses
strides confidently forward. We cast a giant
shadow across the whole universe!

Before our socially retarded boy's club was
mistakenly elected to power, Australia was proving
to be a terrible disappointment to bankers and
although we struggled, we were in the iron-fist of
a hideous strength. It was shockingly revealed to
us that recycled sewage from an anus of pandemic
horror had turned workers into total bludgers and
malingerers, the Labor Party had gotten people to
engage in a frenzy of public fornication,
employment rates were either high or low, and
Russia was planning to invade.

But when my despicable gang of thugs won, we fixed
all that, and steadily, year by year, and with the
help of The Lord, Australia became the envy of the
corporate world. Landlords can loll in opulence
and luxury, as Jesus intended. The bludging
disabled have been driven back to the workbench.
But, the outcome is that the interests of the
noble patrician classes, always frightened of the
impoverished masses, are being attended to.

We shall just observe a moment's silence in
gratitude to God for all the valuable real estate
we could steal from indigenous folk to rent out to
suckers, letting us run every kind of creepy
racket you can imagine, and a stupid, trusting,
dull, sports following, media-dominated public.

But now, a new threat has appeared. Be alarmed but
not too alarmed. The welfare system has not yet
been totally killed.

We should realize that the dark shadow cast by the
prospect of social harmony in these alert, but not
too alert times, has the potential to ruin
investor profits. Our military will be built up to
root out the last trace of socialistic welfare,
and to support the National ID Card legislation at
every turn, despite its imputation that every
australian is a cheat.

Beyond these awesome responsibilities, I call for
us to embrace the need for consumers to stay dull
in a nuclear waste dump for other nations. You
should know that you will not hear me say that
mass immigration now has terrible effects.

The thatcherite Howard regime will do the things
that need to be done to impose change. The next
challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's
lucrative urban water problem. The creative "Don't
Frown - Drink Brown" sewage-enriched water
promotion, shows that with total media spin and by
avoiding inconvenient facts, the robopathic public
will swallow anything - including sewage! Major
lakes of public money will be poured into the
satchels of international carpetbaggers. Proper
implementation of "water management" means more
bodies in urban areas, and that means that the
public has been suckered once again by those
infected with rapacious greed. You must never,
ever underestimate the prominent position in my
life of the urge to make non-core promises.

Under my wise economic management, Australia will
join the international brotherhood of third-world
nations. I've always believed that good economic
management is about giving foreign investors the
freedom and opportunity to live their lives as
they wish. It's about giving hard-working bankers
a free blood-sucking frenzy. So I would ask you to
stupidly believe that more than 1.3 million
bludgers have been removed from the statistics
after I was mistakenly put into office. My critics
want you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working property
pimps.

These are some of the fruits of my good NWO
governance. The most depressing regime ever
imposed upon Australia. An exciting "shared new
adventure in tax reform" - a Goods and Services
Tax. An abundance of pain and hypocrisy. The
increase in the collection of rent from every
living thing. Freeing the wealthy of any
culpability. Goading everyone to climb the greasy
pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to jump my
legalistic hurdles. Making the sick ashamed and
remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a bombing range. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a very trusting dog.

There are many encouraging signs to be seen. Those
disabled bludgers now understand their obligations
to those who live in well-deserved inherited
opulence, More and more australians are looking to
work from their park-benches, and this is evidence
of a "do it yourself" enterprise culture. These
are the consumers who never had it so good, who
are keen to work under dangerous work conditions.
You can see it for yourself, proof of the
correctness of my market ideologies can be seen
everywhere.

Moving many more smart-arse university bludgers
from welfare to a meeting with "The Final
Solution", will continue to be a top priority for
conservative government in coming years. It is
only decent that the useless eaters thriving in
our fair nation, assist the banks. There was a
time when it would be normal for me to be run out
of town at the point of a gun, but now I can get
away with anything, and I can lie and cheat with
complete impunity.

The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational
corporations, has a mandate to respond to these
trends with making Australia join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations.
We will be taking orders from corporations on how
to sternly implement the cruel mockery of the
darwinian social outcomes of the level playing
field of personal competition, in another
disgraceful term of applied corruption.

We have worked tirelessly and relentlessly to
transform Australia into something unrecognizable.
We have greatly extended the reach of government
in the economy, and we will see our powerful
policing systems look into other personal parts of
people's daily lives.

The burden of privatized medicine will be carried
by the human resources, as the NWO "Joy Through
Work" programs correct disorder in the workplace.
My scungy government of misfits requires that a
suitable regime of punishment is developed for
anyone who fails to accumulate wealth. We should
remember that the shareholders require enforced
volunteer labour from the disabled. We face the
challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as
our society ages. It seems that we are saddled
with a load of useless old cripples, and this will
force the corporations to cleverly design a way to
rid us of this pestilence.

I will point out, that at the end of the day, by
the very act of voting my party back into office,
you have stupidly lost any protections you once
had. It disgusts me to see the stubborn
conservative streak in those who think they are
above engaging in blood sport, and fail to support
my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, but we are
almost daily fending-off such unwarranted
criticism. When all is said and done, I'm not
going to be pushed into analyzing what is really
meant by that.

Thank you to all members of these people and
institutions. Kim Beazley. Zionists. Media whores.
Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords.
Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national
governments. Importers.

These are some highly significant matters about
financial reform, and welfare reform. Australia is
fine just as it is, but my team of criminally
insane friends is prepared for those things that
will help to reform the national character, and
the way this nation lives. My job is to design a
"to do" list of programmes to radically reform our
national institutions, and my government will do
just that. They say I'm a walking, talking
obscenity of nature, but, at the end of the day, I
urge you to bravely accept and embrace the plan
for Australia to join the international
brotherhood of third-world nations. After all of
this shit one would expect that I would be tarred
and feathered, but now I can be drunk with
devouring ambition, and they accept all of my
nonsense.

.oOo.