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I am alarmed, indeed, when I see what damage I've
done to decent people, and so I assure you that
sometimes one needs to accept my admission of
culpability. There is no possible excuse, I'm
sorry. That having been said, now let me offer you
some cunningly contrived crap. You may also enjoy
some more diffuse verbosity, and infantile
simplicity. I must remind you about how we haven't
deceived the Australian people, and a nation that
is very attractive to business investment.

My opponents are of the opinion that I am the sort
of dull inert force, accustomed to drawling
garbled information, that somehow has forgotten
any serious honesty on my way to arriving at an
honest political viewpoint. And my extremely
far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity reveal how
easy it has become to have an opinion I'm not
prepared to take any responsibility for.

Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, we
have gone to war against Eastasia, and I have some
more good news! This period of responsible
Howard-government has proved that there's no way
that a GST will ever be part of our policy.
Consumers, human resources, and others, you may
have noticed, that weaklings are fond of
suggesting that my team is hopelessly awash in
corruption. When all is said and done, I don't
want to go into every little detail of my secret
plans. But here is what really matters. By going
into partnership with the international wealthy,
we have established that truth is absolute, truth
is supreme, truth is never disposable in national
political life.

People who live upon this wonderful corporatized
nation, it has always been a great thrill to tell
you about my compassion, and to protect you from
the welfare state. Through the mercy of Jesus, I
am totally puffed-up with infantile vainglory, and
proud about the reformed state of the nation. No
government in history compares with how my regime
has delivered the greatest amount of personal debt
ever. Haven't we had enough? No, there is much
more to come. The best sociopathic government that
international banks could buy, has created the
most catastrophic social mess in the history of
this country, despite remorseless opposition from
pointy-headed, tree-hugging intellectuals. We have
kept our secret promises. Thank you for trusting
me.

There has been a strong and very positive reaction
to my responsible regime's ten billion dollar plan
to not flinch from the great challenge of buying
votes with the large sum of ten billion dollars of
public money. So by tackling this historical
challenge, my hard-working team has put on the
table a long-range, well-funded plan that will
need a mind-bending media campaign to make the
public swallow it. It will not work, of course,
unless there are new draconian "governance
arrangements", and I appeal for the full
cooperation of an easy to manipulate robopathic
public.

This year I convened a special meeting about the
wonderful balance we now see in public life and
public policy, which has been balanced, and a
balanced hallmark of the australian achievement,
and to discuss issues of deeply balanced financial
interest about how to find a way to balance the
balanced needs of the sick against corporate
profits in a balanced way, so that the balance
still appears to remain balanced to the clueless.

For once and for all, let me say honestly, I stand
by the fact that before we entered the war, we had
a very strong intelligence assessment that Iraq
had a WMD capability. Ladies and gentlemen, people
have noticed that pointy-headed tree-hugging
intellectuals often say that my reforms encourage
unthinking self-destruction, but truth is
absolute, truth is supreme, so I treat with utter
contempt, even the slightest suggestion that my
team is really just "the best turd in the herd".
Look, I'm not going to speculate on whether or not
that is true. I have a message for those pathetic
rent-paying tenants. It may seem sickening and
fascistic, and you may be revolted by the very
rich getting richer, but the media whores are
backing me, and there is nothing you can do about
it!

You may have already noticed that the
loser-tolerant set of mechanisms whereby this
country cared for the infirm, has now, in accord
with market principles been shredded by Saddam's
human-shredding machine as an act of compassionate
mercy. A brave new world has at last been
achieved. We are united in marching to war with
our strong brothers!

During the socialistic horror that raged across
our fair nation until our gang of sleazy
racketeers got reconstituted by the carpetbaggers,
the public was in a coma and even the best of us
were ripe for a takeover by the latte-sipping
elites. As well as that, the hound of Hell was
still blood-sucking the public, banks could not
make a suitable profit, employment rates were
either high or low, and immoral young women were
refusing to produce babies for the war effort.

But my team of criminally insane friends murdered
all that, and we have seen, how by persistence,
and with clear goals, hard work and a sense of
purpose, the nation was saved for a horde of
economic locusts. Unemployment and inflation are
both high and low. This Government has kept
Australia riding as steady as the unsinkable
Titanic. But, we are happy if the result is that
the plans of the glorious dominant order, ever
anxious about the masses, are being attended to.

Let us give thanks to Jesus for giving us a
wonderful continent to despoil and poison, making
us unable to care for any other living creatures,
and for letting us get away with blue, bloody,
mass murder.

Still, we cannot rest. Be alert but not too alert.
Public schools have not yet been skinned alive and
left for dead.

Australians all should realize that the darkness
spawned by the prospect of New Zealand developing
WMD in the twenty-first century, will not lift any
time soon. Our military will be built up to
maintain high land prices, and to oppose the
National ID Card legislation at every turn, with
its imputation that every australian is a cheat.

Taking all of that into account, I call for us to
embrace the need for consumers to stay dull in a
dried-up overpopulated third-world shithole. We
all know that you will not be allowed to discuss
that we are overpopulating this country.

My fine collection of sociopaths is ready to make
the public face whatever comes. We will soon face
the challenge of a frontal assault on Australia's
profitable urban water problem. The creative
"Don't Frown - Drink Brown" sewage-enriched water
promotion, shows that with total media spin and by
avoiding inconvenient facts, our regime can build
projects of major financial importance that the
public pay for. Major lakes of public money will
be poured into the pockets of grateful
"investors". By the techniques of "water
management", we can fit more bodies in urban
areas, and that means higher commercial rents, and
lower wages. You must never, ever underestimate my
enormous addiction to frenzies of arse sucking for
those who seem wealthy or powerful.

With sufficient extreme reform, the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. I've always believed that good
economic management is about giving ordinary
corporations the freedom and opportunity to end
their fears of losing out on some unearned income.
It's about giving hard-working plutocrats peace of
mind and confidence to plan for a sumptuous
parasitic future. Since "a job" could be one hour
a week, we can see how more than 1.3 million
bludgers have been removed from the statistics
after I was mistakenly put into office. My critics
want you to believe that this is not genuine
prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
inheritors of property.

Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. A bold new initiative, an exciting plan
for a national ID card. Numerous cowardly acts of
brutality and cynicism. Increased profits for the
corporations that want cheaper labour. The
increase in the collection of rent from every
living thing. Freeing the wealthy of any
responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the
broken ladder of opportunity. Goading everyone to
run my legalistic maze. Making the poor ashamed
and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a bombing range. Preserving the
reputation of Australia, as a pushover.

There are many encouraging signs to be seen.
Aspiring would-be tenants can bid against other
tenants in a rent auction in a landlord's market,
Australia will soon join the international
brotherhood of third-world nations, and all of us
can see that this is proof of the benefits of my
new culture of radical reform. These are people
with drive, who are keen to work under dangerous
work conditions. My critics are now silent,
because, vindications of my reform policies
abound.

Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from
poverty to privatized penal servitude, will
continue to be a challenge for those involved in
the massive reform process in coming years.
Free-market forces firmly insist that the pathetic
losers thriving in our corporatized economy, feed
a plague of economic locusts. In wiser times it
would be normal for me to be impaled on a stake,
but no-one stops me now, and I can spew out the
most gormless nonsense, and still be believed.

The Liberal Party - the party of liberty and the
american way, will not shrink from its duty to
enforce initiatives to assist australians to work
from a condition of homelessness. We will be
taking orders from corporations on how to build a
plague of economic locusts, as we vomit out
another bucket of hypocrisy and cant.

It has taken many years of economic and social
reform to transform Australia into something
unrecognizable. Australian work life will now
increasingly come under penal sanctions, and we
will see our authority spread ever deeper into
other personal parts of people's daily lives.

Rising health care costs will continue to pose a
challenge for the users of those services, as the
agents of those services apply chemical moderation
to any unruly urges to organize against the NWO.
Our proud new globalist economics insists that we
enforce a spirit of "mutual obligation" onto those
bludgers who are doing it tough. I will firmly
assert that we need ample cheap labour from the
more unfortunate. I have highlighted the challenge
of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society
ages. It seems that we are saddled with a load of
useless old cripples, and if this trend continues,
we will have to find a way to rid society of this
scourge.

It should be clear by now, that by the very act of
re-electing my party once again into office, you
have all exposed yourselves to great danger. It
always bothers me to see the stubborn conservative
streak in those left-wing weaklings who flinch at
my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, but we are
almost daily fending-off such unwarranted
criticism. Look, I think it's still too early to
make a final judgement about every little detail
of my secret plans.

I am eternally grateful to so many of these people
and organizations. Kim Beazley. Other national
governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores.
Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords.
Financiers. Crooked developers.

We must not forget these extremely pressing issues
concerning globalization, and international trade
reform. I promise that I will take the utmost care
to preserve this nation, but my fine collection of
sociopaths is prepared for the conservative's duty
of taking on the burden of constantly reforming
the way people work, and the nation. I suggest
that governments need to make a laundry list of
programmes to fix all manner of social ills, and I
will never, ever apologize for that. Many will
argue against this, and even though there is great
alarm among the elites, one can never over
emphasize our need for you to swallow the total
fraud of our social and economic folderol. In
earlier times it would be normal for me to be
crucified upside-down, but, under the Howard
regime I do believe that I really got away with
it.

.oOo.