__SPEW#006 There does appear to have been a problem or two, so I humbly beg you to accept my admission of culpability. There is no possible excuse, I'm sorry. That having been said, now let me offer you some facile criticism. Here is some more humbly propitiating garbage, and garbled information. Just let me remind you about how we are going to make it easier to impose workplace agreements, and the glory of embracing "economic reform". My opponents have noticed that I am the sort of practiced liar, accustomed to drawling fawning flatteries, that somehow has bypassed any serious rational, critical faculty as I try to remember the last lie I told while pretending to be arriving at an honest political viewpoint. And my long-running play acts of being a competent authority reveal how easy it has become to hide in a political bear-cave and not take any responsibility for my straw-man arguments. My dear corporate human resources, hear me disclose my magnificent achievements. This period of responsible Howard-government has been working in accordance with NWO governance. My fellow australians, I have noticed, that single mothers are fond of suggesting that my reforms encourage war and decay. When all is said and done, I'm not going to be pushed into analyzing every little detail of my secret plans. But here is what really matters. My government has led a successful military, humanitarian relief effort in Iraq. Consumers, human resources, and others of this wonderful regional outpost of the New World Order, believe me when I say, that I always find it a great thrill to tell you about our achievements, and to warn you about invisible threats. This bold, visionary government is particularly happy about the reformed state of the nation. Through the mercy of Jesus, I have without any doubt, created a fire-sale of Australia's public assets. And that is not all. This government that balances justice against profits, has created the boon of a bovine public, despite remorseless opposition from whingers. We have kept our secret promises. I salute those who volunteered their labour for the sake of the corporations. I have been very encouraged to see heartening support for my hard-working team's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to not flinch from the great challenge of buying votes with a full ten billion dollars of money stolen from the public. So by tackling this fiscal challenge, my hard-working team has put on the table a long-range, well-funded plan that will deliver a windfall to the banks. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and I will need the full cooperation of an easy to manipulate robopathic public. Last year I spoke at length about the wonderful balance we now see in public life and public policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the australian achievement, and to discuss issues of deeply balanced financial interest about how to balance economic implosion against the interests of the wealthy in a balanced way, so that the balance still appears to remain balanced to the clueless. I want you to believe that I mean it when I say, in all honesty, I stand by the fact that before we entered the war, we had a very strong intelligence assessment that Iraq had a WMD capability. Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, I have noticed that pointy-headed tree-hugging intellectuals often say that my reforms encourage unthinking self-destruction, but I did not contemplate a major increase in charges or taxes, so I totally reject even the slightest suggestion that my government is no better than "a crim leading the dim". Look, I don't want to give a running commentary on whether or not that is true. I have a message for those laughable ones who fail to inherit wealth. It may seem sickening and fascistic, and you may be revolted by the very rich getting richer, but the banks are backing me, and there is nothing you can do about it! This is an opportune time to announce that the totally misguided means whereby our culture cared for the infirm, has now, in accord with market principles been massively reshaped as an act of compassionate mercy. An exultant master race has at last been achieved. No man or nation dares face our awesome might! In that awful period leading up to when my gangster regime slithered quietly into government, it was obvious to blind Freddy that we were in a coma and most of us were deeply influenced by the pretty scenarios painted by the latte-sipping elites. As well as that, recycled sewage from an anus of pandemic horror had turned workers into apathetic and indifferent zombies, martians were marching in the streets, employment rates were either high or low, and Russia was planning to invade. I finally tore the welfare dependency fetus from its womb, bashed its brains out on a rock, and by applying fiscal rectitude, and with the help of The Lord, the nation was saved for a horde of economic locusts. Unemployment and inflation are both high and low. We've left behind a period of navel-gazing about our national identity, whatever that means. And so, at the end of the day, the concerns of the glorious dominant order, ever anxious about the masses, are being amply served. We shall just observe a moment's silence in gratitude to God for giving us a wonderful continent to despoil and poison, making us unable to care for any other living creatures, and for letting us get away with blue, bloody, mass murder. Still, we cannot rest. Keep your fridge magnet close to your body at all times. The public hospital system has not yet been skinned alive and left for dead. Australians all should realize that the darkness spawned by a cluster of new security threats in these times, has the potential to ruin investor profits. My people will fight tooth and nail to give up hard-won social gains, and to oppose the National ID Card legislation at every turn, with its imputation that every australian is a cheat. Taking all of that into account, let us do whatever it takes for our faith in Australia as a dying tourist sinkhole. We all know that the media whores will not ever mention that we are overpopulating this country. My despicable gang of thugs will do the things that need to be done to impose change. The next challenge is a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The exciting National Yellow-Water Initiative, has proved that I was right about public idiocy, and that our regime can build projects of major financial importance that the public pay for. Major reservoirs of public money will be pumped into a plague of economic locusts. Proper implementation of "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher commercial rents, and lower wages. You should always keep in mind my enormous weakness for the urge to smear my dirt over the things that others find of value. If we get these big things right, the human resources will return a good profit to the absentee landlords. I've always believed that good economic management is about giving ordinary corporations the freedom and opportunity to end their fears of losing out on some unearned income. It's about giving hard-working plutocrats a good crack at the disabled. So I would ask you to stupidly believe that many more of the disabled are "working productively" and "accumulating wealth" since our gang of corporate suckholes were put in charge. My critics want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working property pimps. Look at a few things I have delivered to the nation. The most depressing regime ever imposed upon Australia. Numerous cowardly acts of idiocy and deceit. Increased profits for the corporations that want cheaper labour. The increase in the collection of rent from every living thing. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. Goading everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles. Making the elderly ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land full of morons. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a pushover. There are many encouraging signs to be seen. Aspiring would-be tenants can bid against other tenants in a rent auction in a landlord's market, Australia will soon join the international brotherhood of third-world nations, and this is proof of the benefits of my new culture of radical reform. These people are not scared to die for one of my reforms, and who desperately attempt to climb the greasy pole of opportunity. My critics are now silent, because, there are many encouraging signs to be seen. Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from poverty to NWO medicated compliance trances, will continue to be a challenge for those involved in the massive reform process in coming years. Free-market forces firmly insist that the pathetic losers thriving in our community, feed a plague of economic locusts. In wiser times it would be normal for me to be considered a type of imp from Hell, but no-one stops me now, and I can spew out the most gormless nonsense, and still be believed. The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational corporations, will not shrink from its duty to enforce initiatives to assist australians to work from a condition of homelessness. I will apply principles of the corporate state as I build a plague of economic locusts, as we vomit out another bucket of hypocrisy and cant. It needed years of constant moulding and prodding by hyperactive politicians to make Australia join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. Government will apply international corporate control in financial life, and by combining the tax office, Centrelink, and Corrective Services, we will have input into those areas people previously considered private. Rising health care costs will continue to pose a challenge for the users of those services, as the agents of those services find suitable chemical cures for the anger caused by living under a corrupt regime. Our proud new globalist economics insists that a suitable regime of punishment is developed for my critics. This is necessary, because corporations are entitled to expect Australia to be run as a farm to serve the interests of wealthy scum. We face the challenge of sustaining corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems that we are saddled with a load of useless old cripples, and so we need to find an efficient outcome. It should be clear by now, that by your very act of stupidly putting my party once again into office, you have stupidly exposed yourselves to great danger. It always bothers me when I notice the stubborn conservative streak in those who think they are above engaging in blood sport, and fail to support my Iraq holy war for oil adventure, and we are required to continually change our story to convince a sceptical public. Look, I don't want to go into every little detail of my secret plans. I am eternally grateful to so many of these people and institutions. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Kim Beazley. It would be an inexcusable omission to forget these extremely pressing matters about privatization, and operation of the market system. I promise that I will take the utmost care to preserve this nation, but I am prepared for the challenge of constantly moulding and reforming the way people work, and the nation. My job is to make a laundry list of programmes to cure any illness afflicting national character, and I will never, ever apologize for that. They say I'm a walking, talking obscenity of nature, but, no matter how the cards fall, one can never over emphasize the neoliberal challenge to radically remould Australia. In earlier times I would normally be tarred and feathered, but, under the Howard regime I expect to sneak away like a mangy maggot. .oOo.