__SPEW#007 I once said during a campaign "I always tell the truth" and that was untrue, so I am glad of this public opportunity to offer you my most grovelling, humble apology. And I regret this. I'm very sorry that it's occurred. Now, let me offer you some derogatory denials. Here is some more hasty generalizations, and lifeless imbecility. Just let me remind you about the new rules and systems in our workplace culture, and that the sole purpose of our changes is to introduce flexibilities and changes and alterations in our workplace relations culture. People are of the opinion that I represent a kind of dull inert force, accustomed to drawling downright nonsense, that somehow forgot all about any serious critical thinking skills as I struggle with arriving at an honest political viewpoint. And my extremely far-fetched ideas of economic absurdity reveal how easy it has become to not take any responsibility for the damage I do to others. Human resources, we have gone to war against Eastasia, and I have some more good news! This period of responsible Howard-government has in our understated way, used all means in our power to stay in power. People, it has been drawn to my attention, that intellectuals are fond of suggesting that I radiate ill-concealed contempt, Of course, I'm not going to be pushed into analyzing the detail of that suggestion. Let's get onto other things. By going into partnership with the international wealthy, we have established that truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never disposable in national political life. Consumers who live upon this magnificent reformed global workplace, it is always a great thrill to tell you about our achievements, and to protect you from communism. Through the mercy of Jesus, I am totally puffed-up with infantile vainglory, and proud about the reformed state of the nation. This government that balances justice against profits, has without any doubt, created a magnificent, monumentally huge foreign debt. Haven't we had enough? No, there is much more to come. The government's unflinching reforms have without any doubt, created the boon of a bovine public, despite remorseless opposition from weaklings. We have kept our secret promises. I salute those who volunteered their labour for the sake of the corporations. A man in my situation is sometimes rewarded for economies with the truth, and I am overjoyed to see heartening support for my Government's wonderful ten billion dollar plan to meet the great challenge of buying votes with this exciting amount of ten billion dollars of public money. So by correctly responding to these fundamental problems, my hard-working team has whipped-up a sleazy scheme that will need a mind-bending media campaign to make the public swallow it. This bold, visionary scam would be rejected, of course, unless all state powers are stupidly ceded to myself, and I appeal for the full cooperation of an easy to manipulate robopathic public. Last year I spoke at length about the wonderful balance we now see in public life and public policy, which has been balanced, and a balanced hallmark of the australian achievement, and to discuss issues of deeply balanced financial interest about how to balance the balanced interests of the sick against balanced military adventures in a balanced way, so that the balance still appears to remain balanced to the clueless. Just let me say this one thing, at the end of the day, there's no way that a GST will ever be part of our policy. My fellow australians, people have noticed that contemptible rent-paying tenants often say that I work for a malignant cabal, but since the assumption of the National ID Card legislation is that every australian is a cheat, I must oppose it, and that is why I repudiate the suggestion that my government is really just "a crim leading the dim". At the end of the day, I don't want to give a running commentary on what is ultimately a matter for my war crimes trials. I have a message for those contemptible weaklings. It may seem sickening and fascistic, and you may be revolted by the very rich getting richer, but the corporations are backing me, and there is nothing you can do about it! It has been most heartening to realize that the loser-tolerant set of weak tendencies whereby Australia produced wealth, has now, in accord with market principles been whipped into shape to transform the way we live our lives. Economic reform hails the strong new world order that grew out of the ashes of the old order. No man or nation dares face our awesome might! It seems like it was a long time ago, but in the years before my gang of mongrels got reconstituted by the carpetbaggers, I saw how we were navel-gazing about our national identity and most of us were sleepwalking with blasphemous hybrid anomalies from a hidden abyss below. Not surprisingly, the martian invasion had turned workers into total bludgers and malingerers, businesses were struggling, employment rates were either high or low, and Russia was planning to invade. I finally tore the welfare dependency fetus from its womb, bashed its brains out on a rock, and by applying fiscal rectitude, and with the help of rabid right-wing think-tanks, this country has been turned around. Landlords can loll in opulence and luxury, as Jesus intended. This Government has kept Australia involved in the blood-soaked wars of conquest of other nations. And so, at the end of the day, the interests of the glorious dominant order, always nervous about the masses, are being fully met. We shall just observe a moment's silence in gratitude to God for all the valuable real estate we could steal from indigenous folk to rent out to suckers, making us unable to care for any other living creatures, and for letting us get away with blue, bloody, mass murder. It is my solemn duty to warn the human resources and consumers about the bogeyman. Be alarmed but not too alarmed. The drains and sewers have not yet been entirely gutted and destroyed. I will point out to you that the darkness spawned by the prospect of New Zealand developing WMD in this exciting "shared adventure" in reform, will not lift any time soon. Our military will be built up to keep economic locusts safe, and to oppose the National ID Card legislation at every turn, with its imputation that every australian is a cheat. Taking all of that into account, let us pray to dark forces for the need for consumers to stay dull in a colony of international capital. We all know that it is entirely off our agenda to listen to any suggestion the "overpopulation" word. My gangster regime is ready to make the public face whatever comes. International merchant banks urge a frontal assault on Australia's lucrative urban water problem. The creative "The Best Turd In The Herd" sewage-enriched water promotion, has proved that I was right about public idiocy, and that our regime can build projects of major financial importance that the public pay for. Major flows of public money will be piped to a plague of economic locusts. Proper implementation of "water management" means more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher commercial rents, and lower wages. You should always keep in mind the prominent position in my life of the need to change everything. By removing social justice obstacles, the human resources will return a good profit to the absentee landlords. I've always believed that good economic management is about giving landlords the incentive to end their fears of losing out on some unearned income. It's about giving a plague of economic locusts a free blood-sucking frenzy. We also found an extremely clever new way to calculate that more than 1.3 million bludgers have been removed from the statistics after I was mistakenly put into office. The homeless want you to believe that this is not genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working property pimps. Look at a few things I have delivered to the nation. A bold new initiative, an exciting plan for a national ID card. Numerous cowardly acts of idiocy and deceit. Increased profits for the corporations that want cheaper labour. The increase in the collection of rent from every living thing. Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading everyone to climb the greasy pole of futility. Goading everyone to run my legalistic maze. Making the poor ashamed and remorseful. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a bombing range. Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a very trusting dog. The fruits of reform can be seen everywhere. The elderly homeless finally understand their obligations to those who live in well-deserved inherited opulence, Australia will soon join the international brotherhood of third-world nations, and all of us can see that this is what Liberal Party economic reform is all about! These are the John Howard aspirationals, who are keen to work under lousy work conditions. My critics are now silent, because, proof of the correctness of my market ideologies can be seen everywhere. Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from poverty to the soap, fertilizer, and bone-meal factory, will continue to be a challenge for those involved in the massive reform process in coming years. Free-market forces firmly insist that the dreadful ill thriving in our fair nation, help the keen investors. In wiser times one would expect that I would be drawn and quartered, but now the robopathic public cheers everything I do. The Liberal Party - the party of the transnational corporations, will not shrink from its duty to enforce legislation that is designed to make even more human resources "fair game". We will be taking additional steps to significantly reduce the impediments to the creation of the personal desperation of the marginalized, as we vomit out another bucket of hypocrisy and cant. It has taken many years of economic and social reform to make Australia join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. In partnership with the NWO we will control national resources, and its authority and scope will increasingly reach into other personal parts of people's daily lives. Rising health care costs will continue to pose a challenge for the users of those services, as the agents of those services increasingly medicate away any unruly urges to organize against the NWO. Our proud new globalist economics insists that we apply a well deserved penalty for my critics. And it cannot be emphasized too much that corporations are entitled to expect Australia to join the international brotherhood of third-world nations. The Government has highlighted the need to sustain corporate prosperity as our society ages. It seems that the bludging elderly have cruelly sneaked-up on us, and because of this, the neo-liberal think-tanks are now eagerly seeking a final solution to the problem. People should understand, that at the end of the day, by the very act of re-electing myself one more time into a position of power, you have exposed yourselves to great danger. It always bothers me that I must fight the stubborn conservative streak in those who refuse to embrace my enthusiasm for demonizing and tormenting the disabled, but we are almost daily fending-off such unwarranted criticism. At the end of the day, I don't want to go into the detail of that suggestion. We must mention so many of these people and institutions. Landlords. Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national governments. Importers. Zionists. Media whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Kim Beazley. We must not forget these highly pressing issues concerning globalization, and welfare reform. Our people are a great people, but my fine collection of sociopaths is straining at the leash to carry out the job of constant change and reform of the way people work, and Australia. The reform process places us under increasing pressure to design a "to do" list of programmes to make the plutocracy of the USA our most important international relationship, and I will never, ever apologize for that. I've been accused of a gutless disregard for the suffering of others, but, you will accept the national hunger for spectacles and stunts. In earlier times I would normally be crucified upside-down, but now I can get away with anything, and I expect to sneak away like a mangy maggot. .oOo.