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Unaffordable housing is my shameful legacy, so as
a consequence I humbly beg you to accept my most
grovelling, humble apology. This has been such a
burdensome business, I'm so sorry. Now, let me
offer you some humbly propitiating garbage. Let me
add some more farcical expedient, and hasty
generalizations. I'll just quickly remind you
about mutual obligation, and striving for even
greater success.

People have noticed that I represent a kind of
pathetic goose, accustomed to drawling disguised
contempt, that somehow forgot all about any
serious plausibility on my way to arriving at an
honest political viewpoint. And my pathetic
long-winded, second-hand policy statements
generated in America reveal how easy it has become
to not take any responsibility for the damage I do
to others.

My friends, hear me disclose my magnificent
achievements. My team has found many ways to
bypass our slow-moving democracy. Club members, I
am quite conscious, that my critics are fond of
suggesting that I vomit condescending hypocrisies.
Of course, I think it's still too early to make a
final judgement about the detail of that
suggestion. Let's get onto other things. Our
determination to plough-forward no matter what,
has led a successful military, humanitarian relief
effort in Iraq.

My friends who live upon this magnificent Southern
Quarry, I have to tell you, that it is a great
thrill to tell you about my achievements, and to
warn you about invisible threats. This bold,
visionary government is particularly happy about
the reformed state of the nation. By the grace of
The Lord, I have created a suitable, and mostly
supine herd mentality. That alone should be
enough, but there is more. No government in
history compares with how my regime has ultimately
made a fire-sale of Australia's public assets,
despite remorseless opposition from losers. We
have kept our secret promises. I praise the
Struggle Street battlers who supported me.

We anticipate a warm public embrace of my
responsible regime's historic ten billion dollar
plan to fix the great challenge of buying votes
with the large sum of ten billion dollars of money
stolen from the public. So by correctly responding
to this historical challenge, my hard-working team
has whipped-up a sleazy scheme that will keep the
important people happy. It will not work, of
course, unless I can get the mugs to carry the
financial burdens of adjustment, and I earnestly
hope that I can have the full cooperation of an
easy to manipulate robopathic public.

This year I convened a special meeting about
rebalancing the balance we now see in public life
and public policy, which has been balanced, and a
balanced hallmark of the australian achievement,
and to discuss issues of deeply balanced financial
interest about the need to balance the balanced
needs of the poor against corporate profits in a
balanced way, so that the balance still appears to
remain balanced to the clueless.

My government is dominating your lives because I
said, honestly, Iraq is loaded with weapons of
mass destruction, and we know where they are.
Ladies and gentlemen and my fellow australians, I
have noticed that contemptible rent-paying tenants
often say that I want others to volunteer their
labour, when I never volunteer my own useless
labour. I can promise you that we will follow
policies which will, over a period of time, bring
down the foreign debt, unless they don't, and that
is why I will not consider even the slightest
suggestion that our government is really just "the
scum leading the dumb". At the end of the day, I
haven't seen what is ultimately a matter for my
war crimes trials. I have a message for those
pathetic bludging human resources out there. It
may seem sickening and fascistic, and you may be
revolted by the very rich getting richer, but the
media whores are backing me, and there is nothing
you can do about it!

I am proud that the totally misguided group of
institutions whereby our nation provided or
received shelter, has now, in accord with market
principles been ruthlessly expunged to transform
the way we live our lives. A new kind of man,
super-neo-liberal man hails the strong new world
order that grew out of the ashes of the old order.
Now we see how far our Fatherland has come!

Before our gang of corporate suckholes slithered
quietly into government, we were navel-gazing
about our national identity and although we
struggled, we were continuously crawling to the
latte-sipping elites. Not surprisingly, the hound
of Hell had joined forces with the Labor Party,
the Labor Party had gotten people to engage in a
frenzy of public fornication, employment rates
were either high or low, and workers failed to
return a large dividend or profit to shareholders.

The Liberal Party brought and end to that, and
steadily, year by year, and with the help of
Zionists, this country has been turned around.
Landlords can loll in opulence and luxury, as
Jesus intended. We are winning the war against the
poor. But, the outcome is that the interests of
the glorious dominant order, always frightened of
the impoverished masses, are being amply served.

We shall just observe a moment's silence in
gratitude to God for all the valuable real estate
we could steal from indigenous folk to rent out to
suckers, letting us have institutions that empower
and protect us in every crime we commit, and for
letting us get away with blue, bloody, mass
murder.

It is my solemn duty to warn the human resources
and consumers about the bogeyman. Unseen alien
intelligences envy us, and they are laying their
plans against us. Social and personal justice has
not yet been entirely gutted and destroyed.

I will point out to you that the darkness spawned
by a cluster of new security threats in these
alert, but not too alert times, will not lift any
time soon. My people will fight tooth and nail to
give up hard-won social gains, and to oppose the
National ID Card legislation at every turn, with
its imputation that every australian is a cheat.

Taking all of that into account, I am committed to
preserving our faith in Australia as a dried-up
overpopulated third-world shithole. We all know
that it is entirely off our agenda to listen to
any suggestion the "overpopulation" word.

Our gang of sleazy racketeers will do the things
that need to be done to impose change. We will
soon face the challenge of a frontal assault on
Australia's profitable urban water problem. The
National Brown-Water Initiative agreement, has
shown that with political commitment and
slow-minded media whores, our regime can build
projects of major financial importance that the
public pay for. Major flows of public money will
be piped to the satchels of international
carpetbaggers. Success in "water management" means
more bodies in urban areas, and that means higher
commercial rents, and lower wages. You may have
sometimes noticed my enormous addiction to the
urge to make non-core promises.

Under my wise economic management, the human
resources will return a good profit to the
absentee landlords. It is axiomatic that good
economic management is about giving landlords the
incentive to end their fears of losing out on some
unearned income. It's about giving a plague of
economic locusts a good crack at the disabled.
Since "a job" could be one hour a week, we can see
how many more of the disabled are "working
productively" and "accumulating wealth" since our
gang of corporate suckholes were put in charge.
The homeless want you to believe that this is not
genuine prosperity. Tell that to the hard working
foreign investors.

Look at a few things I have delivered to the
nation. The most depressing regime ever imposed
upon Australia. Numerous cowardly acts of idiocy
and deceit. Increased profits for the corporations
that want cheaper labour. The increase in the
collection of rent from every living thing.
Freeing the wealthy of any responsibility. Goading
everyone to climb the greasy pole of futility.
Goading everyone to jump my legalistic hurdles.
Making the elderly ashamed and remorseful.
Preserving the reputation of Australia, as a land
stripped bare. Preserving the reputation of
Australia, as a very trusting dog.

There are many encouraging signs to be seen. The
elderly homeless finally understand their
obligations to those who live in well-deserved
inherited opulence, Australia will soon join the
international brotherhood of third-world nations,
and this is what Liberal Party economic reform is
all about! These are the battlers from Struggle
Street, who will put-up with any insult. My
critics are now silent, because, vindications of
my reform policies abound.

Moving many more malingering welfare bludgers from
poverty to properly managed commercial work camps,
will continue to be a challenge for those involved
in the massive reform process in coming years.
Free-market forces firmly insist that the dreadful
ill thriving in our fair nation, help the keen
investors. In wiser times one would expect that I
would be run out of town at the point of a gun,
but now the robopathic public cheers everything I
do.

The Liberal Party - the party of enterprise and of
individual vainglory, will not shrink from its
duty to enforce legislation that is designed to
make even more human resources "fair game". We are
going to apply our mandate to significantly reduce
the impediments to the creation of the personal
desperation of the marginalized, as we vomit out
another bucket of hypocrisy and cant.

It needed years of constant moulding and prodding
by hyperactive politicians to make Australia suit
Israel's needs. My regime has a mandate to enforce
liberty, and by combining the tax office,
Centrelink, and Corrective Services, we will have
input into other personal parts of people's daily
lives.

Rising health care costs will continue to pose a
challenge for the users of those services, as the
agents of those services increasingly medicate
away the anger caused by living under a corrupt
regime. Our proud new globalist economics insists
that a suitable regime of punishment is developed
for intellectuals. We should remember that the
community should feel they can rely upon enforced
volunteer labour from the disabled. I have
highlighted the challenge of sustaining corporate
prosperity as our society ages. It seems that we
are saddled with a load of useless old cripples,
and this challenges us to find a final solution to
the gnawing underclass question.

People should understand, that by your very act of
voting myself back into office, you have exposed
yourselves to great danger. It always bothers me
to see the stubborn conservative streak in those
who refuse to embrace my radical reform agenda,
and we are required to continually change our
story to convince a sceptical public. At the end
of the day, I'm not going to be pushed into
analyzing the detail of that suggestion.

We must mention so many of those who made my
regime possible. Kim Beazley. Zionists. Media
whores. Bankers. Real-estate agents. Landlords.
Financiers. Crooked developers. Other national
governments. Importers.

It would be an inexcusable omission to forget
these highly pressing matters about privatization,
and international trade reform. Our people are a
great people, but I am straining at the leash to
carry out the job of doing what needs to be done
to the way people work, and Australia. I suggest
that governments need to design a "to do" list of
programmes to emphasize the terrorist threat for a
country like ours, and I will never, ever
apologize for that. I may be a slimy, repellent
little slug, but, at the end of the day, you will
accept the conservative challenge of totally
remoulding Australia. In earlier times one would
expect that I would be exorcised, tied to a stake,
then burnt, but now I can get away with anything,
and treason is chicken feed for me.

.oOo.